2 case '\7': *((char *)(384*1024L+062)) = 2; /* beep */
3 Welcome to VAX/VMS Version 1.60
4 ON ENDFILE(SYSIN) GO TO ADATHIBA; /* FILE-VEGE VIZSGALATA */
5 Tape dump of all filesystems taken this afternoon.
6 "Analysis" is "design" spelled backwards.
7 "RULE 7: Option arguments cannot be optional." Sys V Interface p 343.
8 "Sound advice" is usually mostly sound with not much advice.
9 "The Dresser," first a play, then a movie, then AT&T headquarters.
10 "The more you drive ... the less intelligent you are." -- Miller, in Repo Man
11 "x.c", line 1: cannot recover from earlier errors: goodbye!
12 #(cat probably won't work on 8 bit files, you will have to use a simpler filter)
13 $! nulled, predecessor circle
15 %-W-NORML Normal Successful Completion
16 'Tis a gross error, held in schools, That Fortune always favours fools. - John Gay.
17 'Tis better playing with a lion's whelp,/Than with an old one dying.
18 'Tis nobler in the mind to Look Things Up than to Pull Them Out Of The Air.
19 (^|[ (,;])(([Jj]ul[^ ]* *|(07|7)/)0*5)([^0123456789]|$)
20 * UNIX is a Trademark of Bell Laboratories.
21 *** LGP ERROR ***: Initialize -- Cannot initialize graphics hardware device.
22 *** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR MESSAGE ***
23 -1: No code table for op: ++post
24 ...and on the seventh day, He exited from append mode.
25 /usr/games/fortune: not found
28 127 now in the unregulated subsidiary; see /usr/news/btl-split
29 2 is always smaller than 3, even for large values of 2.
30 2 lacks generality in a way that 1 doesn't.
32 355/113 -- not the famous irrational number PI, but an incredible simulation.
33 4.2BSD is like a nightmare about Tenex. - Geoff Collyer
34 4.2BSD may not be a complete disaster, but it does a good job of emulating one.
35 55mph -- It's not a good idea, it's just the law.
36 : is not an identifier
37 A 10.0-szer 0.1 sohasem 1.0!
38 A 6-char limit is like a 6-inch trout: throw it back.
39 A 6-char limit is like night.
40 A Cray is the best machine for simulating the performance of a Cray.
41 A Point is a pair of shorts.
42 A Smith and Wesson beats four aces.
43 A bad workman quarrels with his tools.
44 A big book is a big nuisance. - Callimachus, librarian of Alexandria
45 A billion here, a billion there; soon you're talking real money. -E. Dirksen
46 A bird in hand is safer than one overhead.
47 A bird in the hand is worth what it will bring.
48 A block grant is a nice terminal, but it will keep you awake until noon.
49 A block grant is a solid mass of money surrounded on all sides by governors.
50 A chicken is just an egg's way of making more eggs.
51 A closed mouth gathers no foot.
52 A conservative is one who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.
53 A consistent indentation style is the hobgoblin of little minds.
54 A couch is as good as a chair.
55 A coward is one who in a perilous emergency thinks with his legs.
56 A critic is a legless man who teaches running.
57 A day for firm decisions!!!!! Or is it?
58 A day without sunshine is like night.
59 A duck with three wings and a loaf of bread is brother to the sun god.
60 A duck with three wings and a loaf of bread is brother to the turkey.
61 A fly by night leaves no shadow beyond a doubt.
62 A fool and his money stabilize the economy.
63 A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
64 A furore Normanorum libera nos, O Domine!
65 A game, a teaching aid, a sport, and a piece of art. -Erno Rubik
66 A gentleman is one who is never rude unintentionally. -Noel Coward
67 A good memory does not equal pale ink.
68 A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow.
69 A goodly apple rotten at the heart:/Oh, what a goodly outside falsehood hath!
70 A hacker does for love what others would not do for money.
71 A homeowner's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a weekend for?
72 A hydrogen bomb doesn't care how brave you are.
73 A hypothesis is an opinion that you are trying to prove true.
74 A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance from Sam.
75 A king's castle is his home.
76 A liberal is one too open-minded to take his own side in an argument.
77 A lone dime always gets the number nearly right.
78 A man does not attain the status of Galileo merely because he is persecuted; he must also be right. -Stephen Jay Gould
79 A man must destroy himself before others can destroy him. -Mong Tse
80 A man who fishes for marlin in ponds will put his money in Etruscan bonds.
81 A man who turns green has eschewed protein.
82 A man with 3 wings and a dictionary is cousin to the turkey.
83 A man without a faith is like a fish without a bicycle.
84 A megabyte here, a megabyte there, and pretty soon you're talking real power.
85 A megaflop is a failure of gigantic proportions.
86 A mighty maze! but not without a plan. -Pope
87 A more wretched hive of scum and villainy: not found.
88 A movie studio is the best toy a boy ever had. -Orson Welles
89 A penny saved is a political breakthrough.
90 A penny saved is ridiculous.
91 A penny saved kills your career in the Pentagon.
92 A philosopher does not need a torch to gather glow-worms by at mid-day. -- Earnest Bramah
93 A plague o' both your houses! They have made worms' meat of me.
94 A plucked goose doesn't lay golden eggs.
95 A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
96 A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
97 A radical is a person with both feet firmly planted in the air.
98 A real Initiation never ends. -Aleister Crowley
99 A really busy person never knows how much he weighs. -Edgar Watson Howe
100 A recently completed trial proved TOAD Generic 1 to be reliable, user-friendly, and convenient.
101 A resort area will be part of your next holiday plans
102 A rolling stone gathers momentum.
103 A rose by any other name would still have thorns.
104 A sharp tongue is the only edge tool that grows keener with constant use. -W. Irving
105 A song in time is worth a dime.
106 A stitch in time keeps your tu-tu from becoming a four-four.
107 A system programmer is someone who debugs his programs with an oscilloscope.
108 A theory is better than an explanation.
109 A thousand throats may be slit in one night by a running man.
110 A tree is best measured when it is down.
111 A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
112 A twisting road will take you to Warsaw, but you won't be bored.
113 A u.f.o. closely encountered is no longer a u.f.o.
114 A victory is the greatest tragedy in the world - except a defeat. -Wellington
115 A watched terminal never prints.
116 A wise man never tries to warm himself in front of a painting of a fire.
117 A witty saying means nothing. -Voltaire
118 A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. -Rudyard Kipling
119 A578 Your FLP overflows into your KBUF.
120 AAAOO OOZOR AZZAZ ZAIEO AZAEI IIOZA KHOEO OOYTH OEAZA EAOOZ AKHOZ AKHEY THXAA LETHX KH
122 Abortion and suicide are hereditary only if you prevent them.
123 About all some parents accomplish in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
124 About all some parents accomplish in life is to send a child to Harvard.
125 About the only thing on a farm that has an easy time is the dog.
126 Absence is better than a cure.
127 Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.
128 According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are worthless.
129 Accounting software is structured as a set of tools that can be used to build accounting systems.
130 Ad pulchritudinem tria requiruntur; integritas, consonantia, claritas. -Aquinas
131 Admiration is our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
132 After 24 hours, corpses and guests smell bad.
133 After all, a murderer is only an extroverted suicide.
134 Afternoon very favorable for romance. Try a single person for a change.
135 Again, and strongly, undress the sheep. It is getting to visitors.
136 All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly aurifers.
137 All dare to write, who can or cannot read. -Horace, `Epistles', Book II
138 All my men wear badges, or they wear nothing at all.
139 All of the bridges between our today and our yesteryear have been burnt.
140 All of these futures having been sold, this fortune appears as a matter of record only.
141 All syllogisms have three parts; therefore this is not a syllogism.
142 All that does not glitter is not not-gold.
143 All the ethics in Hollywood can be rolled up and fit into a gnat's navel.
144 All the good ones are taken.
145 All the great men are dead and I'm not feeling too well myself.
146 All things considered, life is 9-to-5 against.
147 All things that are, are lights.
148 All you need to know is in the manual.
149 Almost all good computer programs contain at least one random-number generator.
150 Always keep a record of data. It indicates you've been working.
151 Always make water when you can. -Wellington
152 America's best buy for a dime is a telephone call to the right person.
153 An Austrian army, awfully arrayed, Boldly by battery besieged Belgrade.
154 An airplane is in your future.
155 An artist is never ahead of his time, but most people are far behind theirs. - Varese
156 An asylum for the sane would be empty in America.
157 An atheist is a man with no invisible means of support.
158 An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.
159 An elephant is a mouse with an operating system.
160 An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
161 An oscilloscope is what cavemen used to debug fire. -Jim Veres
162 An ounce of application is worth a ton of abstraction.
163 And I alone am returned to wag the tail.
164 And malt does more than Milton can/to justify God's ways to man -A.E. Housman
166 Androgyny recapitulates philately.
167 Another good night not to sleep in a eucalyptus tree.
168 Any change or reform you make is going to have consequences you don't like.
169 Any clod can have the facts, but having opinions is an *art*. -Chas. McCabe
170 Any country with "democratic" in the title isn't.
171 Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise person to be able to sell it.
172 Any man's speeding ticket on the Interstate diminishes me, for I am involved in mankind.
173 Any small object that is accidentally dropped will hide under a larger object.
174 Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo.
175 Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. -Clarke
176 Anyone can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
177 Anyone who buys Wisconsin cheese is a traitor to mankind! -J. Pournelle
178 Anyone who understands my music will never be unhappy again. -L. Van Beethoven
179 Anyone's life is incomplete unless they are, in some smaller or larger way, saving the world.
180 Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
181 Arabic is a language, Persian is a sweetmeat, and Turkish is an art.
182 Arabic is a mystery -- love is just a crock.
185 Are you sure you want a two dimensional array?
186 Aren't you glad his name wasn't Alexander Graham Klaxon?
187 Aries -- this is your lucky day!
188 Art is merely cheese made visible.
189 Artistic ventures highlighted. Rob a museum.
191 As goatherd learns his trade by goat, so writer learns his trade by wrote.
192 As of Tuesday, C will be flushed in favor of COBOL. Please update all programs.
193 Assassination is the extreme form of censorship.
194 At the feast of souls failure is always the guest of honor.
195 Attend winter sheep meetings. Learning never ends!
197 Automating a mess yields an automated mess. -Michael Hammer
199 Avoid a hasty decision.
200 Avoid reality at all costs.
201 Away put your weapon! I mean you no harm.
203 Bad taste is timeless.
204 Ban the bomb. Save the world for conventional warfare.
205 Bank error in your favor. Collect $200.
206 Basic is like doing arithmetic with Roman numerals. - MD McIlroy
207 Be sure to evaluate the bird-hand/bush ratio.
208 Be the sea, and see me be.
209 Beauty is only sin deep. H H Munro
210 Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
211 Beauty times brains equals a constant.
212 Becoming an overnight success usually takes years.
213 Been Transferred Lately?
214 Better be right or your big venture goes wrong. -Resistor color code mnemonic
215 Better to have failed your Wasserman than never to have loved at all.
216 Between the idea and the reality, between the motion and the act falls the shadow.
217 Beware -- local customs vary. Check with a native before going into the jungle.
218 Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
219 Beware of low-flying butterflies.
220 Beware the foot of Nessus!
221 Beware: the light at the end of the tunnel may be New Jersey.
222 Beyond a certain point, the whole universe becomes a continuous Initiation.
223 Bigamy is having one spouse too many. Monogamy is the same.
224 Biggus Diggus wants YOU.
225 Bignose from Winnetka.
226 Blessed St. Leibowitz, let them keep on dreamin' down there...
227 Blessed are the meek for they shall inhibit the earth.
228 Blessed are they who Go Around in Circles, for they Shall be Known as Wheels.
229 Bosses never realize that a bottle neck is always at the top.
231 Brain fried -- core dumped
233 Bring your wife or husband and pink slip for the best trade-in deal in town.
234 Bubble bubble, toil and trouble; cast that float into a double.
235 Buick offers inbred american quality. -TV ad
236 Build a better mousetrap, and nature will build a better mouse.
237 Build it so that even a fool can use it, and only a fool will want to use it.
238 Bus error -- core dumped
239 But he who kisses the joy as it flies/Lives in Eternity's sunrise. -Wm. Blake
240 But many are not capable of a firm persuasion of anything. -Wm. Blake
241 But you'll never become a rhinoceros...you haven't got the vocation!
243 By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
244 By omnibus I traveled to Brooklyn.
245 By the pricking of my thumbs,/Something wicked this way comes.
246 C'est CHouette. Swiss bumper sticker
247 C'est dommage, mais c'est vrai.
248 C'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas Unix. -Henry Spencer
249 CB is a great place to work. There are so many good going away parties.
250 CB is a many gendered thing.
251 California is a fine place to live if you happen to be an orange. - Fred Allen
252 Campus Crusade for Cthulhu -- It found me.
253 Can all this just be an accident? Or could there be some alien intelligence behind it?
254 Can tomorrow be more than just the end of today?
255 Cannot fork -- try again.
256 Capitalism is indeed obsessed with money, but Marxism is obsessed with Marxism.
257 Captain Clark welcomes you aboard.
258 Caught in --More-- loop.
259 Caution -- be sure brain is engaged before putting mouth in gear.
260 Caution: Do not view laser light with remaining eye.
261 Caution: breathing may be hazardous to your health.
262 Celebrate Hannibal Day this year. Take an elephant to lunch.
263 Celibacy is not hereditary.
264 Center 1127 -- It's not just a job, it's an adventure!
265 Center meeting at 4pm in 2C-543
266 Centran manuals are available in 2B-515.
268 Children are hereditary: if your parents didn't have any, neither will you.
269 Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
270 Club sandwiches, not baby seals.
271 Cocaine is nature's way of saying you make too much money.
273 Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum.
274 Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
275 Communication is only possible between equals.
276 Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
277 Consistency is always easier to defend than correctness.
278 Constants aren't. Variables don't. LISP does. Functions won't. Bytes do.
279 Contains no kung fu, car chases or decapitations.
280 Continental Life. Why do you ask?
281 Convictions cause convicts -- what you believe imprisons you.
282 Core Error - Bus Dumped
283 Could not open 2147478952 framebuffers.
284 Courage is something you can never totally own or totally lose.
285 Cowards die many times before their deaths;/The valiant never taste of death but once.
286 Crazee Edeee, his prices are INSANE!!!
287 Creativity is no substitute for knowing what you are doing.
288 Creditors have much better memories than debtors.
289 Critics are like eunuchs in a harem: they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves. -Brendan Behan
290 Cthulhu Saves! ... in case He's hungry later.
291 Dames is like streetcars -- The oceans is full of 'em. -Archie Bunker
292 Dames lie about anything - just for practice. -Raymond Chandler
293 Damn it, i gotta get outta here!
294 Dangerous knowledge is a little thing.
295 Data potato, du wop du wop.
296 Day of inquiry. You will be subpoenaed.
297 De minimis non curat lex.
298 Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
299 Death to all fanatics!
300 Deep down, we all need that escape velocity. -Steven Spielberg.
301 Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses.
302 Department meeting in 3 minutes.
303 Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face.
304 Der Herrgott wurfelt nicht. -A. Einstein
305 Did you know ... that no-one ever reads these things?
306 Did you know that clones never use mirrors?
307 Die ich rief, die Geister, / Werd ich nun nicht los.
308 Die: to stop sinning suddenly.
309 Dieux! Un monstre hideux. En hurlant. Nous poursuit.
310 Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.
312 Disk crisis, please clean up!
313 Disobedience was Man's Original Virtue. -Oscar Wilde.
314 Distrust yourself, and sleep before you fight. 'Tis not too late tomorrow to be brave. - J. Armstrong.
316 Do not believe in miracles -- rely on them.
317 Do not clog intellect's sluices with bits of knowledge of questionable uses.
318 Do not confuse boredom with security.
319 Do not confuse effort with work.
320 Do not drink coffee in early A.M. It will keep you awake until noon.
321 Do not go gentle into that good night/Rage, rage against the dying of the light
322 Do not meddle in the affairs of troff; it is subtle and quick to anger.
323 Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards: it makes them soggy and hard to light.
324 Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards: they are subtle and quick to anger.
325 Do not meddle in the mouth.
326 Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight.
327 Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out if it alive.
328 Do not throw butts in the urinal: it makes them soggy and hard to light.
329 Do not throw butts in the urinal: they are subtle and quick to anger.
330 Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
331 Do not use the blue keys on this terminal.
332 Do something unusual today. Pay a bill.
333 Do what comes naturally now. Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.
334 Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
335 Does George know what he's got here? -Steven Spielberg.
336 Does a firm persuasion that a thing is so make it so? -Wm. Blake
337 Does the early bird enjoy the worm as much as the late bird enjoys the sleep?
338 Don't be overly suspicious where it's not warranted.
339 Don't believe everything you hear or anything you say.
340 Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease.
341 Don't commute, communicate.
342 Don't conscience-stricken before they're hatched.
343 Don't eat yellow snow.
344 Don't feed the bats tonight.
345 Don't force it, use a bigger hammer.
346 Don't forget to run "make depend"
347 Don't get mad, make book.
348 Don't go surfing in South Dakota for a while.
349 Don't hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon.
350 Don't kiss an elephant on the lips today.
351 Don't let your thoughts get in a rut. The knife which spreads may also cut.
352 Don't lie if you don't have to. -Leo Szilard
353 Don't look back -- something may be gaining on you. -Satchel Paige.
354 Don't play games with me. You weren't on any mercy mission this time.
355 Don't put a loaded rifle on the stage unless someone intends to fire it.
356 Don't rely on your nose -- TEST ATMOSPHERE!
357 Don't speak about Time, until you have spoken to him.
358 Don't tell any big lies today. Small ones can be just as effective.
359 Don't try to have the last word. You might get it.
360 Don't try to out-weird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.
362 Don't vote -- it only encourages them.
363 Don't worry -- dat mine, it can't hurt us -- it's one of ours. -Eccles
364 Don't worry if it doesn't work right; if everything did, you'd be out of a job.
365 Don't worry, it's not loaded.
366 Don't worry, they couldn't hit an elephant at this dist
367 Don't you feel more like you do now than you did when you came in?
368 Don't you have anything better to do with your time?
369 Down with categorical imperative!
370 Dreams are free, but there's a small charge for alterations.
371 Dreams are free, but you get soaked on the connect time.
372 Drive defensively, buy a tank.
373 Ducking for apples. Change one letter and it's the story of my life. _ Dorothy Parker
374 Dump time is unreasonable
375 During 1986, UNIX will dominate the low end. J. Scanlon
376 Dyslexics of the world, untie!
380 ERROR CREEPOUT HAS BEGUN
381 EVACUATION ROUTE ---->
382 Each man's death diminishes me for I am involved in Humanity. -John Donne
383 Easy for you to type, I have to do all the work.
384 Eat snart foobs. -Unknown Jerome
385 Economic analysts say that while the economy may be slowing, it is not fizzling out.
386 Edinburgh is the Reykjavik of the South.
387 Ego sum ens omnipotens.
388 Eileen L. Behr has translated her skill in public speaking into a successful career selling capacitors.
389 Either I'm dead or my watch has stopped. -Groucho Marx' last words
390 Either we are alone or we are not. Either way is mind-boggling.
391 Eleemosynary deeds have their incipience intramurally.
392 English is a stretch language; one size fits all. -W. Safire
393 Eschew the implement of correction and vitiate the scion.
394 Espanol tiene demasiada mucha grammatica.
395 Even a cabbage may look at a king.
396 Even a hawk is an eagle among crows.
397 Even if I could be Shakespeare, I think I should still choose to be Faraday. - A. Huxley
398 Even paranoia can sometimes be taken to extremes.
399 Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
400 Even the simplest solution is bound to have something wrong with it.
401 Even the smallest candle burns brighter in the dark.
402 Even the thousand-zloty note can't tapdance.
403 Even these days, it's not as easy to go crazy as you think.
404 Ever see what ratfor does on a syntax error in a for loop?
405 Ever wake up feeling like a null pointer? -Allan Pratt
406 Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
407 Every cloud has a silver lining; you should have sold it, and bought titanium.
408 Every day, thousands of housewives pick up speed.
409 Every excess becomes a vice.
410 Every good subversive does it for fun. -Rich Rosen
411 Every law creates a whole new criminal class overnight.
412 Every little picofarad has a nanohenry all its own.
413 Every purchase has its price.
414 Every solution breeds new problems.
415 Every time you make something foolproof, along comes a better class of fool.
416 Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink.
417 Everything breaks down.
418 Everything east of the San Andreas Fault will eventually plunge into the ocean.
419 Everything is funny so long as it is happening to someone else. -Will Rogers
420 Everything should be as simple as possible, but no simpler. - A. Einstein
421 Everything takes longer than you think.
422 Everything you know is wrong.
423 Everything's been said before, but nobody's listening, so keep repeating.
425 Excellent day for drinking heavily. Spike the office water cooler.
426 Excellent day to have a rotten day.
427 Excellent time to become a missing person.
428 Executive ability is in your make-up.
429 Exercise is the Yuppie version of bulemia.
430 Exhibition will continue to decline and ultimately lead to other sources of entertainment.
431 Expansion means complexity; and complexity decay.
432 Expected arrival date is presently unknown. -Dave Kristol
433 Experience varies directly with the equipment ruined.
434 Explicit liber viri elephantini.
436 FORTRAN 8X combines the simplicity of PL/I and the parsimony of ADA. -S Feldman
437 Fact without theory is trivia, theory without fact is bullshit.
438 Facta, non verba -- et verbum caro factus est.
440 Fairness? Decency? How can you expect fairness and decency on a planet of sleeping people?
441 Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
442 Far too noisy, my dear Mozart. Far too many notes. -Emperor Ferdinand.
443 Favor negative lobes.
444 Fear is failure and the forerunner of failure.
445 Fear not, the end of the world isn't until next week.
446 Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
449 Fill what's empty; empty what's full; scratch where it itches. -Alice Roosevelt Longworth
450 Find the enemy and shoot him down; everything else is rubbish. -M. von Richthofen
451 Fine day to throw a party. Throw him as far as you can.
452 Fine day to work off excess energy. Steal something heavy.
453 First there is a mountain, then there is no mountain, then there is.
454 First things first. Why not send for the Nazis right now.
455 Fleas can be taught nearly anything that a congressperson can.
456 Flee at once, all is discovered.
457 Flight 23 is down in the Bermuda Triangle.
458 Florida is the "flea and tick capital of America."
460 For a good time, call 8367-3100.
461 For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
462 For me, UNIX is a way of being. -Armando P. Stettner
463 For people who like that kind of book, that is the kind of book they will like.
464 Forget it, Jake...it's Chinatown.
465 Forsan et haec olim meminisse juvabit.
466 Fortis fortuna adiuvat. - Terence
467 Fortran est; non potest legi.
468 Fortunate are they who can laugh at themselves; they will never want for amusement.
469 Fortune, good night, smile once more, turn thy wheel! - King Lear II.ii.180
470 Fortunes ... come tumbling into some men's laps. - Francis Bacon.
471 Frankly, I'd rather be in Philadelphia.
472 Freedom is the right to be our own potty little selves. -G. K. Chesterton
473 Freedom of incrustations of grime is contiguous with rectitude.
474 Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
475 Fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way.
476 From EXPLMY: Serious internal error, check the error code in the documentation of VRFYMY.
477 Future looks spotty. You will spill soup in late evening.
478 Gaffer's tape, like The Force, has a light and a dark side and binds the universe together.
479 Gallium Arsenide is the material of the future and it always will be.
480 Generalizations are useful. The work contained in them can be reckoned as labor and therefore can create value. -G.W. Hegel
481 Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals.
482 Genius is the talent of a person who is dead.
483 Gentlemen, you can't fight here. This is the war room.
484 Get your boots on, 'cause we're gunna go in DEEP!
485 Give me a rock, paper and scissors and I will move the world. CCFestoon
486 Give me a sleeping pill and tell me your troubles.
487 Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
488 Given enough inside information and unlimited credit, you've got to go broke.
489 Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go, do not collect $200.
490 Go out and see what the real world has to offer -Gerry Todd
491 Go suck on an infinite tube.
492 God does not play dice.
493 God gives us relatives; thank goodness we can choose our friends.
494 God is in the rock too -- in the rock!
495 God isn't dead, he just couldn't find a parking place.
496 God made the integers; all else is the work of Man.
497 God not only plays dice with the universe, He loads the dice too.
498 Gods! A hideous beast, baying is pursuing us!
499 Golden lads and girls all must,/Like chimney sweepers, come to dust.
500 Good Americans, when they die, go to Paris. - Thomas Appleton.
501 Good Rule: Don't put anything in your mouth labeled "HARMFUL IF SWALLOWED"
502 Good day for a change of scene. Repaper the bedroom wall.
503 Good day for flaming at floyd!trb.
504 Good day for overcoming obstacles. Try a steeplechase.
505 Good day to avoid cops. Crawl to work.
506 Good day to do the unexpected: write some documentation.
507 Good day to let down old friends who need help.
508 Good day to write a purchase requisition for a 747.
509 Good fish get dull but sex is always fun. -- Mehinaku proverb
510 Good health is just the slowest, most lingering way of dying.
511 Good intentions don't mean anything unless they can deliver.
512 Good manners and bad breath get you nowhere
513 Good news. Ten weeks from Friday will be a pretty good day.
514 Gort! Klaatu barada...uh...uh...
515 Government expands to absorb all available revenue and then some.
516 Government is just Anarchy's way of making more anarchy.
517 Graecum est; non potest legi.
518 Great shot, kid. That was one in a million.
519 Great warrior? Heh-heh-heh. Wars do not make one great.
520 Green light in A.M. for new projects. Red light in P.M. for traffic tickets.
521 Growth itself becomes the only moral end. -John Dewey
522 Guns don't kill detectives -- love does.
523 Ha! You killed my husband, Sam. Be kind to me.
524 Had Cleopatra's nose been shorter, the whole history of the world would have been different. - Pascal
525 Hail to the sun god/He sure is a fun god/Ra! Ra! Ra!
526 Half Moon tonight. (At least it's better than no Moon at all.)
527 Hang by your pseudopod, write if you find a warm rich planet ripe for conquest.
528 Hang in there, hammock-nose.
529 Hangover is the wrath of the grapes.
530 Have a nice diurnal anomaly.
531 Have you done your Christmas chopping yet? -anon. White House Advisor 12/24/81
532 Have you hugged my T-shirt today?
533 He can't think without his hat.
534 He cried at all his own weddings, and with reason.
535 He gave her a look that you could have poured on a waffle.
536 He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
537 He is truly wise who gains wisdom from another's mishap.
538 He is winding the watch of his wit; by and by it will strike.
539 He looked at me as if I was a side dish he hadn't ordered.
540 He missed an invaluable opportunity to hold his tongue.
541 He serves the state best who opposes it most. -Thoreau
542 He that laugheth in the face of death haveth the last laugh.
543 He thinks by infection, catching an opinion like a cold.
544 He was al coltissh, ful of ragerye,/And ful of jargon as a flekke pye. -Chaucer
545 He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with two eyes.
546 He who binds himself to a joy/Does the winged life destroy. -Wm. Blake
547 He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
548 He who has imagination without learning has wings but no feet.
549 He who has science and art has religion. -Goethe
550 He who hesitates is last.
551 He who hesitates is scrap metal.
552 He who hesitates is sometimes saved.
553 He who invents adages for others to peruse takes along rowboat when going on cruise.
554 He who keeps his nose to the grindstone, has a flat face.
555 He who laughs last is a little slow on the uptake.
556 He who laughs, lasts.
557 He who listens last is the last one listening.
558 He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. -H.S. Thompson
559 He who spends a storm beneath a tree, takes life with a grain of TNT.
560 He who trains his tongue to quote from learned sages will be known far and wide as a smartass.
561 He who wears belt and suspenders needs tighter belt.
562 Help a swallow land at Capistrano.
563 Help conquer the IQ shortage: worry less and think more.
564 Help me, i'm a prisoner in a chinese computer terminal!
565 Hey, I've got it -- let's put on a show!
566 Hi, this is Ken. What's the root password?
567 Hindsight is an exact science.
568 His heart was yours from the first moment that you met.
569 His money is twice tainted: 'taint yours and 'taint mine.
570 History is a race between education and catastrophe. -H. G. Wells
572 Hodie tempum scriptire in Latinum non habeo. Cras epistlum submissibo.
573 Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in.
575 Honi soit la vache qui rit.
577 Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
578 How I want a drink, alcoholic of course, after the chapters involving quantum mechanics.
579 How can I take an interest in my work when I don't like it?
580 How can you work when the system's so crowded?
581 How did the Universe manage to go bang in such an unreasonable way? -PCW Davies
582 How do I love thee? Hand me my calculator...
583 How is it far, if you can think of it?
584 How long you live has nothing to do with how long you are going to be dead.
585 How sharper than a child's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.
586 How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is to have a thankless child.
587 How the elephant got into my pyjamas I'll never know. -Marx, Animal Crackers
588 How wonderful opera would be if there were no singers.
589 How you look depends on where you go.
590 Human beings are the only animals of which I am thoroughly and cravenly afraid.
591 Human kind cannot bear very much reality. -T.S. Eliot
592 Hypocrisy is the tribute vice pays to virtue.
593 Hypothesize and test.
594 I am Magnus. You are registered in my memory banks...
595 I am a high-pressure guy, and I didn't take this job to conduct a going-out-of-business sale. - A.A. Penzias
596 I am free of the wheel of Maya; I am dead to the dance of life.
597 I am large; I contain multitudes.
598 I am the Supreme Being. I'm not entirely dim.
599 I am the beast, I am the Word of the Aeon...I am a hell of a Holy Guru.
600 I am the wandering glitch -- catch me if you can.
601 I can call spirits from the vasty deep./Why, so can I, or so can any man.
602 I can resist everything except temptation. -Oscar Wilde.
603 I can't decide whether to throw you overboard or just change the way you look.
604 I cannot teach him. The boy has no patience.
605 I contradict myself? Very well, then: I contradict myself. I am large.
606 I dinna believe she'll hold up much longer, Captin.
607 I do not sketch or design a work, I merely begin. -Joan Miro
608 I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone
609 I don't have a moral plan... I'm a Canadian. -David Cronenberg
610 I don't like to walk, and I don't like to paddle. -James Watt
611 I don't love you any more since you ate my dog.
612 I don't mind your thinking slowly; i mind your publishing faster than you think. -W. Pauli
613 I give presents to the mother, but I think of the daughter.
614 I hate programs that chdir on you - Boyd Roberts
615 I have 36 rolls of 5247 for our use in the laser fridge...
616 I have NEVER written a program in C! Narain Gehani
617 I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats; I tell them the truth and they never believe me. -Cavour
618 I have everything we will need.
619 I have never let my schooling interfere with my educations.
620 I have nothing to say and I am saying it and that is poetry as I need it. -Cage
621 I have the most perfect confidence in your indiscretion.
622 I haven't lost my mind. I've got it backed up on tape somewhere.
623 I hope that there are sour apples in every bushel.
624 I kissed my first cigarette on the herpolhode lying in the invariable plane.
625 I kissed my first cigarette on the stage unless someone intends to fire it.
626 I kissed my first lady and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I have never had time for tobacco since. -Arturo Toscanini
627 I know nothing. -Ken Thompson
628 I know the difference between real-real and drug-real.
629 I like user-hostile ignorance-based amateur systems.
630 I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
631 I love Pascal ... I'm also into leather.
632 I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
634 I must have slipped a disk; my pack hurts.
635 I never dringk ... wine. -Bela Lugosi
636 I never refuse. I never contradict. I sometimes forget. -Disraeli
637 I knew it was coming and I still felt as if I'd swallowed a snowcone whole.
638 I regard an original error as better than a borrowed truth. -Merton.
639 I regard an original error as better than no Moon at all.
641 I see only darkness in the crystal ball
642 I sense something -- a presence I haven't felt since....
643 I taught him everything he knows. Now he knows more. -Randal L. Schwartz
644 I thank you from the heart of my bottom.
645 I think Isaac Newton is doing most of the driving right now.
646 I think my spaceship knows which way to go.
647 I think that I shall never see a billboard as lovely as a tree. -Ogden Nash
648 I think; therefore I am confused.
649 I was just going to call you.
650 I will not suffer fools gladly, but I will gladly make fools suffer. -Bimmler
651 I wish I had time to explain dimensional transcendentalism -Dr. Who
652 I wish you humans would leave me alone.
653 I wonder what will happen if I touch these two wires together.
654 I would be perfectly happy being Kepler, [but] I have been Kepler many times over.-B. Mandelbrot
655 I wouldn't let a knight out on a dog like this!
656 I wouldn't marry her to a ten foot Pole.
657 I wouldn't marry him with a ten foot pole.
658 I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
659 I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy. -Martin Mull
660 I'd rather have my mail delivered by Lockheed than ride in a plane built by the Post Office.
661 I'll eat it if I'm wrong. I mean a potato. - Danny Sleator
662 I'll produce anything that gets high ratings. -Anonymous NBC official
663 I'll smoke when the pope's wife takes the pill.
664 I'm a Hollywood writer; so I put on a sports jacket and take off my brain.
665 I'm free -- and freedom tastes of reality.
666 I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
667 I'm prepared for all emergencies but totally unprepared for everyday life.
668 I'm so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.
669 I'm sorry, but I've made other plans.
670 I've done this before and never had any trouble.
671 I've got a ferret sticking up my nose.
672 ICIKL: DO I = 1 /* BY +1 FELTETELEZESEVEL */ TO 2*N;
673 IOT trap -- core dumped
674 IOT trap -- core melted
675 If A=B and B=C, then A=C, except where void or prohibited by law. -Roy Santoro
676 If Congress must do a painful thing, it must be done in an odd-numbered year.
677 If God could perform the tricks we do, He'd be a happy man.
678 If God had meant Texans to ski, he would have made bullshit white.
679 If God had wanted you to go around nude, He would have given you bigger hands.
680 If God is perfect, why did He create discontinuous functions?
681 If God lived on Earth, people would knock out all His windows.
682 If God meant for Texans to ski, He would have made them a mountain.
683 If God wanted us to have a President, He would have sent us a candidate.
684 If I could remember the names of all these particles I would have been a botanist. -- Enrico Fermi
685 If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith. -Albert Einstein
686 If I had to choose between System V and 4.2, I'd resign. - Peter Honeyman
687 If I owned Texas and Hell, I'd rent out Texas and live in Hell.
688 If I say it's safe to surf this beach, Captain, it's safe to surf this beach.
689 If I should return in my absence, kindly detain me until I get back.
690 If I wanted your opinion, I'd tell it to you. -Samuel Goldwyn
691 If Lincoln were alive today he would be spinning in his grave. -G. Ford
692 If MS/DOS is the only operating system you're ever going to use, then the procedure is simple
693 If a thousand people say a foolish thing, it remains a foolish thing.
694 If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
695 If anything can go wrong, it will.
696 If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about success.
697 If at first you succeed, try to hide your astonishment.
698 If bankers can count, why do they have eight windows and only four tellers?
699 If butterflies had teeth like tigers they would never make it out of the hangar.
700 If double-bubble inflation did occur, then the shadow world is exponentially uninteresting.
701 If ever I utter an oath again may my soul be blasted to eternal damnation.
702 If everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
703 If ignorance were cornflakes, you'd be General Mills.
704 If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
705 If it doesn't matter, it does not matter.
706 If it happens, it must be possible.
707 If it isn't like TECO, it's not worth using. -Rae McLellan
708 If it pours before seven, it has rained by eleven.
709 If it were dangerous they would post a sign...
710 If it's boring, turn it off.
711 If it's gratitude you want, get a dog. -P. T. Barnum
712 If it's not broken, don't fix it.
713 If it's not worth doing, it's not worth doing well.
714 If it's worth doing well, it's worth doing.
715 If more is better then too much is just enough.
716 If music be the breakfast food of love, kindly do not disturb until lunch time.
717 If some day it should happen that a victim must be found, I've got a little list, I've got a little list.
718 If the "medium is the message" then the message of low-bandwidth timesharing is "blah". -- Alan Kay
719 If the check is truly in the mail, it is surely made out to someone else.
720 If the coin is heads up don't pick it up.
721 If the experiment works, you must be using the wrong equipment.
722 If the facts do not support the theory, they must be disposed of.
723 If the government doesn't trust the people, why doesn't it elect a new people?
724 If the shoe fits, buy the other one, too.
725 If there are any resources you need to get this job done, just let us know.
726 If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex? -Art Hoppe
727 If they gave me a goldfish, I would cook it. -Feng Jicai
728 If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button stays the same?
729 If voting could change the system, it would be against the law.
730 If we turn on the lights fast enough, we'll see what the dark looks like.
731 If we'd all been living in California, we wouldn't have worked at ALL.
732 If you ask how much it is, you can't afford it.
733 If you can't find enough radiation at Ralph's, you can probably do without it.
734 If you can't stand the heat, remove your clothing!
735 If you cannot convince them, confuse them. -Harry S. Truman
736 If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it.
737 If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
738 If you don't insist on correct answers, I can make it run as fast as you want.
739 If you don't know where you're going, it doesn't matter how you get there.
740 If you don't like the weather in New England, just wait a few minutes.
741 If you don't pay attention to every little detail, you miss most of the jokes.
742 If you gaze long enough into the abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.
743 If you grab the bull by the horns, feathers will fly.
744 If you have to lie to someone, it's their fault.
745 If you have to think twice about it, you're wrong.
746 If you have to travel on the Titanic, why not go first class?
747 If you know high class quality merchandise, you know this is CHEAP!
748 If you start now you might finish on time.
749 If you suspect a man, don't employ him.
750 If you take the last cup, make a new pot.
751 If you take the last pot, make a new cup.
752 If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
753 If you think big enough, you'll never have to do it.
754 If you think it's hard going to the moon, you should try staying home.
755 If you think last Tuesday was a drag, wait till you see what happens tomorrow!
756 If you want to go somewhere, goto is the best way to get there. K Thompson
757 If you want to have clean ideas, change them like shirts.
758 If you were able to count up to infinity I'll bet you would never get over it.
759 If you're asked to join a parade, don't march behind the elephants.
760 If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.
761 If you're not apprehensive then you don't understand the situation.
762 If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
763 If your experiment needs statistics, you ought to have done a better experiment. - E. Rutherford
765 Ignore previous fortune.
766 Ignore the fatal errors. It's O.K.
767 Il faut cultiver son jardins. -Voltaire
768 Illegal Arbitrator - Line 23
769 Illegitimi non carborundum.
770 Immanuel Kant but Kubla Khan.
771 In Africa the tusks are too firmly rooted, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa.
772 In addition to a yes and a no, the universe contains a maybe. -D. Finkelstein
773 In an evolving universe, who stands still moves backwards.
774 In any society, the correct pronunciation is the dialect that has an army.
775 In case of fire, stand in the hall and shout "Fire!".
776 In challenging a kzin, a simple scream of rage is sufficient.
777 In communism Man exploits Man. In capitalism it's the other way around.
778 In comparison with the ancients, we stand like dwarfs on the shoulders of giants. -Bernard of Chartres
779 In girum imus nocte et consumimur igni.
780 In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
781 In nature there is immediate adjustment but no compulsion. -Chuang Chou
782 In order to make an omelette, you have to break a few cooks.
783 In rebus mathematicis errores quam minimi non sunt contemnendi.
784 In the Unix tradition, vi is intended to be a small tool that does one thing well.
785 In the future, all programmers will be able to use malloc.
786 In the land of the blind the one-eyed man can see across the road and prove it.
787 In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
788 In the land of the one-eyed men, the blind have to wear glasses.
789 In this world, truth can wait; she's used to it.
790 Incest, like charity, begins at home.
791 Insanity is always the best defense against boredom.
792 Inside every large problem is a small problem struggling to get out. -N. Wirth
793 Intermittent resolutions lack potency. -Robert Silverberg
794 Into each life a little fallout must rain. -Baba Rebop
795 It got to a point where I had to get a haircut or a violin. -F.D.Roosevelt
796 It is a poor judge who cannot award a prize.
797 It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
798 It is a very sad thing nowadays that there is so little useless information.
799 It is absurd to deny the role of fantasy in even the strictest science. -Lenin
800 It is bad luck to be superstitious. -Andrew W. Mathis
801 It is better to have loved and lost -- much better.
802 It is better to have loved and lost than just to have lost.
803 It is better to kiss an avocado than to get in a fight with an aardvark.
804 It is better to light a single candle than to curse the darkness, except at the Browns Ferry reactor.
805 It is better to rule in Hell than to serve in Heaven. -Milton
806 It is better to wear out than to rust out.
807 It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
808 It is far better to vote for a loser than to elect one.
809 It is far better to vote for a loser than to elect?
810 It is fruitless to become lachrymal over precipitately departed lacteal fluid.
811 It is hard to sit with the turkeys when you soar with the eagles.
812 It is much easier to suggest solutions when you know nothing about the problem.
813 It is the business of the future to be dangerous. -Hawkwind
814 It is the wise bird who builds her nest in a tree.
815 It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down. -Paul Newman
816 It seems like the less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
817 It seems to make an auto driver mad if he misses you.
818 It steam-engines when it becomes steam-engine time. -Charles Fort
819 It takes approximately two minutes to reposition the continents from one geological era to another.
820 It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.
821 It works better if you plug it in.
822 It would appear that even BTL employees put their pants on one leg at a time.
823 It would be wise to cut expectations in half.
824 It's 5 o'clock. Do you know where your files are?
825 It's Your Environment -- Use It Up!
826 It's a hardware problem.
827 It's a sad woman who buys her own perfume.
828 It's a small world, but I'd hate to have to paint it.
829 It's a software problem.
830 It's a useless but absolutely vital precaution.
831 It's an empty head that wears a hairpiece. - Pauline Kael
832 It's business doing pleasure with you.
833 It's clever, but is it art?
834 It's deja vu all over again.
835 It's difficult to explain Kleenex to an aborigine.
836 It's earlier than you think.
837 It's funny how they work so well, even when they're not appropriate.
838 It's hard to be humble when you're perfect.
839 It's hard to be mellow when you bite your nails.
840 It's hard to be mellow when you can't stand up.
841 It's hard to love someone who looks down on you because your hands get bloody protecting him.
842 It's just a silly native superstition.
843 It's later than you think.
844 It's lonely at the top, but it's lonelier at the bottom.
845 It's morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money.
846 It's not Camelot, but it's not Cleveland, either. -Boston Mayor Kevin White
847 It's not a car, it's a Volkswagen.
848 It's not cool enough for the eighties.
849 It's not easy to play the clown when you've got to run the whole circus.
850 It's not my fault -- it's a mechanical problem!
852 It's not reality that's important, but how you perceive things.
853 It's not reality that's important, it's how you perceive things.
854 It's not the time between the takes that takes the time - it's changing your mind between the takes that takes the time. -Stage Dept.
855 It's not the time it takes to take the takes that takes the time, it's the time it takes between the takes that takes the time. -S. Spielberg
856 It's not the years, it's the mileage.
858 It's simple, clean, it works, and you can get it right now. -Mike O'Dell
859 It's some kind of instinct...This was an important place in their lives.
860 It's the law: Use a pun, go to prism (for minor refractions of the law only!)
861 It's the thought, if any, that counts! -Dick Grantges
862 It's time to gearshift up from the crawl we've been in to a full trot. - Jack Scanlon
863 It's worse than being at the theatre.
864 Jam tomorrow and jam yesterday -- but never jam today.
865 Jesus Rodrigues has a 9-inch duck.
866 Jesus saves, Moses invests, the Mongol Hoards, but only Buddha pays dividends.
867 Join me and I will complete your training.
868 Journalism will kill you, but it will keep you alive while you're at it.
869 Just be glad you don't get all the government you pay for. -Will Rogers
870 Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
871 Justice for the poor is much less popular than revenge on the rich.
872 Keep emotionally active. Cater to your favorite neurosis.
873 Ken Thompson can't beat Belle. So what? How fast can Seymour Cray add?
874 Kids are always the only future the human race has. -William Saroyan
877 Kleeneliness is next to Goedeliness.
878 Label on a bottle of pills: "Do not take these pills if this label is missing"
879 Lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
880 Lando's not a system, he's a man. He's a gambler, scoundrel. You'd like him.
881 Language is a virus from outer space. -William Burroughs.
882 Language is all that separates us from the lower animals and the bureaucrats.
883 Last login: Sat Aug 10 09:22:14 on ttym0
884 Laugh and the world laughs with you; snore and you sleep alone.
885 Laugh, and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't help either.
886 Lay on, MacDuff, and curs'd be him who first cries, `Hold, enough!'
887 Leadership means taxes.
888 Lest men suspect your tale untrue,/Keep probability in view. -John Gay (1727)
889 Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
890 Let him who takes the Plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.
891 Let no one unskilled in geometry enter here. -Plato
892 Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
893 Let sleeping wraiths lie.
894 Let's just take this shortcut across this field. That bull doesn't see us.
895 Let's look at the record. -Al Smith
896 Li'l dollink, always fetful.
897 Liar: One who tells an unpleasant truth.
898 Life is a game: whoever dies with the most toys wins.
899 Life is a giant shell and we're just processes.
900 Life is a mystery -- love is a dancer.
901 Life is a yo-yo, and mankind ties knots in the string.
902 Life is hard but unjust.
904 Life is not for everyone. -M. O'Donoghue
905 Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
906 Like winter snow on summer lawn, time past is time gone.
907 Little girls have pretty curls, but I like Oreos.
908 Little things come in small packages.
909 Live forever, or die trying.
910 Live long and perspire.
911 Living in the past has one thing in its favour - it's cheaper.
912 Load average too high now (11.358253), please try later
913 Local disks are our FORTRAN. -Warren Teitelman
914 Long computations which yield 0 (zero) are probably all for naught.
915 Longevity is an optimist's heaven and a pessimist's hell.
916 Look after the molehills and the mountains will look after themselves.
917 Look on my works, oh ye mighty, and giggle.
918 Lord? We don't have no lord. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune.
919 Lose a few, lose a few.
920 Losing your servo track is just God's way of saying `BOOGA, BOOGA!'
921 Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.
922 Love is a many gendered thing.
923 Love is in the offing, said the homicidal maniac.
924 Love is only love, but money is forever.
925 Love the sea? I dote upon it - from the beach.
926 Love, and do what thou wilt.
927 Luchamos contra el Wombat, otra enemigo de la humanidad. -Frente Wombato de Liberacion Nacional
928 Luke, don't give in to hate. That leads to the dark side.
929 MOUNT TAPE U1439 ON B3, NO RING
930 Machne oprating at olny tn prcnt eficiency.
931 Macro context switch under way, please do not log out!
932 Make War, not Love: killing is fun too. -Nicholas von Hoffman
933 Make a list of all the facts you know about the universe.
934 Make is like Pascal: everybody likes it, so they go in and change it. -DM Ritchie
935 Make use of whatever advanced technology is available
936 Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
937 Making outside money using our computers has resulted in suspension.
938 Making sense makes more sense than not making sense. -T. Duff
939 Male tyrannosaurs may have used their diminutive front legs to titillate female partners, but this will not explain why they got so small. - Gould and Lewontin
940 Man cannot live by bread alone: frequently, there must be beverage, too.
941 Man cannot live by bread alone; he needs a little peanut butter on it.
942 Man has created death. -William Butler Yeats
943 Man is in doubt to deem himself a god or beast. -Alexander Pope
945 Man who falls in vat of molten optical glass makes spectacle of self.
946 Man's horizons are bounded by his vision.
947 Many are called, few are chosen. Fewer still get to do the choosing.
948 Many are called, few volunteer.
949 Many are cold, but few are frozen.
950 Many pages make a thick book.
951 Marriage is a ghastly public confession of a strictly private intention.
952 Marriage is an attempt to change a night owl into a homing pigeon.
953 Masterpieces make their own rules.
954 May I have a large container of coffee?
955 May the bluebird of happiness twiddle your bits.
956 May you live all the days of your life.
957 May your rolling stone always grow grass that is greener underneath.
958 Maybe I should have screwed up. - Ken Thompson
959 Mcc may be slow and generate bad code, but it took a long time to develop.
960 Medeis ageometretos eisito mou ten stegen. -Plato
961 Members of an avian species of identical plumage congregate.
962 Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses. -Dorothy Parker.
963 Men seldom show dimples to girls who have pimples.
964 Message will arrive in the mail. Destroy, before the FBI sees it.
965 Micronics makes it simple.
966 Might as well be frank, monsieur. It would take a miracle to get you out of Casablanca.
967 Military justice is to justice as military music is to music. -Clemenceau
968 Military music is to music as military intelligence is to intelligence
969 Mind your own business, Spock. I'm sick of your halfbreed interference.
970 Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate.
971 Misfortunes arrive on wings and leave on foot.
972 Mistakes are oft the stepping stones to failure.
973 Money cannot buy happiness, but happiness will not buy groceries.
974 Money is a terrible thing to follow but a charming thing to meet.
975 Money is the root of all evil, and man needs roots.
976 Money may buy friendship but money can not buy love.
977 Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years.
978 Most sacrilegious murder hath broke ope/The Lord's anointed temple. -MacBeth
979 Most users are within a 10 mile radius.
980 Mr. President! We cannot allow ... a MINE-SHAFT GAP!
981 Multi sunt vocati, pauci vero electi.
982 Multilevel standards are like onions. They're smelly and make you cry a lot. -Ron Natalie
983 My broker is E. F. Hutton, and E. F. Hutton says...
984 My karma just ran over your dogma.
985 My program is so jammed with clever tricks - GJ Holzmann
986 My way of joking is to tell the truth; it's the funniest joke in the world.
988 Naked is the best disguise.
989 National security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
990 Need a personal problem? Get a personal computer. - C. P. Killian
991 Neither a borrower nor a lender be/For loan oft loses both itself and friend.
992 Nembutal numbs it all, but I prefer alcohol. -Strummer/Jones
993 Netnews is someone yelling "Anybody wanna buy a used car?" in a crowded theater.
994 Never argue with a fool -- people might not know the difference.
995 Never attribute to malice what can be found in scientific american, under computer recreations.
996 Never buy a case of wine with eleven bottles.
997 Never call a man a fool. Borrow from him.
998 Never eat anything bigger than your head.
999 Never eat in a restaurant that rotates or is above the 10th floor.
1000 Never eat rutabaga on any day of the week that has a "y" in it.
1002 Never hatchet your Counts before they chicken.
1003 Never lick a gift horse in the mouth.
1004 Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
1005 Never speak ill of yourself; your friends will always say enough on that subject.
1006 Never stow away on a kamikaze plane.
1007 Never worry the boss unnecessarily. Don't tell him.
1008 New career ideas are worth pursuing.
1009 New crypt. See /usr/news/crypt.
1010 Niagara Falls is the second-biggest disappointment in a bride's life. -O. Wilde
1011 Niagara Falls is the wise bird who builds her nest in a chinese computer terminal!
1012 Niagara Falls would be much more impressive if it flowed the other way. - Oscar Wilde
1013 Nihilism means nothing to the dancing peasants.
1014 Nihilism should commence with oneself.
1015 No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
1016 No branch is better than its trunk.
1018 No directory! Logging in with home=/
1019 No good deed goes unpunished. -Clare Booth Luce.
1021 No man's life, liberty or property are safe while the legislature is in session.
1022 No mistake is too small to be fixed, but first make sure it's a mistake.
1023 No news is good news.
1024 No note is too high to be taken down an octave.
1025 No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
1026 No two ways about it, there are two sides to every story.
1027 No user jobs will be lost because of the crash.
1028 Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
1029 Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
1030 Nobody goes to the theatre unless suffering from acute bronchitis.
1031 Nobody is truly sane until he feels gratitude to the whole universe.
1032 Nobody knows anything, or if they do, they are careful to hide the fact.
1033 Nobody takes computer graphics seriously, even the guys that do it. -T. Duff
1035 Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
1036 Not all the water in a rough rude sea/Can wash the balm from an anointed king.
1037 Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on Sundays.
1038 Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.
1039 Nothing difficult is ever easy. -Steve Falco
1040 Nothing is as easy as it looks.
1041 Nothing is capable of being well set to music that is not nonsense. - Joseph Addison.
1042 Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
1043 Nothing is impossible for the man who will not listen to reason.
1044 Nothing is true. Everything is permissible. -Hassan i Sabbah
1045 Nothing matters indeed, it's all in your mind...
1046 Nothing more certain than incertainties; Fortune is full of fresh variety: Constant in nothing but inconstancy. - Richard Barnfield.
1047 Nothing of interest ever happened on this day.
1048 Nothing works. No one knows why. And some jerk is talking French. -Bob Lied
1049 Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
1050 Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer in Northern California.
1051 Now is the winter of our discontent/Made glorious summer by this sun of York.
1052 O brave new world,/That has such people in't!
1053 O dear Ophelia! I am ill at these numbers: I have not art to reckon my groans.
1055 OK, I think I understand.
1056 OS 360 -- Not uranium.
1057 Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
1058 Of all things man is the measure. -Protagoras
1059 Oh, don't the days seem lank and long, when all goes right and nothing goes wrong.
1060 Oh, so there you are!
1061 Old MacDonald had an agricultural real estate tax abatement.
1062 Old age -- it's the only disease that you don't look forward to being cured of.
1063 Omnibus ex nihil ducendis sufficit unum. -Gottfried Wilhelm von Leibniz
1064 On a clear disk you can seek forever.
1065 Once TOAD is operational, how frequently would you expect to access TOAD?
1066 One Bell System -- it sometimes works.
1067 One Bell System -- it works.
1068 One bad apple can ruin a snake.
1069 One horse-laugh is worth ten thousand syllogisms. -H. L. Mencken
1070 One man tells a falsehood, a hundred repeat it as true.
1071 One man's Mede is another man's Persian.
1072 One picture is worth 128k words.
1073 One scythe fits all.
1074 One starts life with a swelled head and ends with swelled feet. -Ezra Pound
1075 Only %d shopping days until Christmas.
1076 Only God can make a random selection.
1077 Only someone with nothing to be sorry for smiles back at the rear of an elephant.
1078 Only two things are infinite: the universe and human ignorance. -A. Einstein
1079 Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny, or is that ontology recapitulates philology?
1080 Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny. -Haeckel
1081 Ontogeny rehashes phylogeny.
1082 Ooh, Andy Tannenbaum? His netnews is SO derivative.
1083 Options can cause undesirable operations, so it is important to ensure they are set up properly.
1084 Order ignorant aliens.
1085 Others will look to you for stability, so hide when you bite your nails.
1086 Otto's too so-so to toss soot, too sot to toot SOSs. So?
1087 Our ancestors may have been ignorant, but they were not stupid.
1088 Our sponsor thought it was for ADA. In fact it was for C.
1089 Our vision will speed up time, eventually deleting it. -Alexander Schure
1090 Out of memory saving lines for undo - try using ed.
1091 Out of the mouths of babes comes semi-digested Pablum.
1092 Overall there is a smell of fried onions. (fnord)
1093 Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs.
1094 Panem et circenses, that's what the public wants.
1095 Paranoia doesn't mean the whole world really isn't out to get you.
1096 Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway oh, God, I'm so depressed...
1097 Passing over a black hole temporarily disables ship.
1099 People get it into their heads that this is a democracy. Well it isn't. -gwl
1100 People never go there anymore; it's too crowded. -Yogi Berra
1101 People really shouldn't spread gossip, but what else is it good for?
1102 People tend to congregate in the back of the church and the front of the bus.
1103 People usually do what other people have done before them.
1104 People who deal with bits should expect to get bitten. -Jon Bentley
1105 People who take cat naps don't usually sleep in a cat's cradle.
1106 People who think they know everything greatly annoy us who do.
1107 People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
1108 Per omnia saecula vombatidae.
1109 Perfect day for scrubbing the floor and other exciting things.
1110 Perfect love casteth out fear.
1111 Person who falls in blast furnace is certain to feel overwrought.
1112 Personality is a flimsy thing on which to build an art. -John Cage
1113 Philosophy is the Rule of Life.
1114 Philosopy: unintelligible answers to insoluble problems.
1115 Physician, bill thyself.
1116 Planning dooms most projects.
1117 Please log off, the computer is out to get in your room and drink?
1118 Please log off, the computer is out to lunch.
1120 Please to remember the Fifth of November, Gunpowder Treason and Plot.
1121 Plunk your magic twanger, froggy.
1122 Pluralites non est punenda sine necessitate. -Wm. of Occam
1123 Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.
1124 Politicians, ugly buildings and whores all get respectable if they last long enough.
1125 Populus vult decipi.
1126 Pornography is in the groin of the beholder. -William F. Buckley
1127 Post hoc, ergo propter hoc.
1128 Post proelium, praemium.
1130 Premature optimization is the root of all evil. -D. E. Knuth
1131 Preserve wildlife -- pickle a squirrel today!
1132 Prevention makes the heart grow fonder.
1133 Primate behaviour only changes under the impact of new technology.
1134 Pro is to con as progress is to Congress.
1135 Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. -Don Marquis
1136 Programming and puddings demand consistency.
1137 Progress is made on alternate Fridays.
1138 Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
1139 Proofreading is more effective after publication.
1140 Proper planning includes admitting that your plan may not work.
1141 Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.
1142 Put not your trust in money, but your money in trust.
1143 Put your mouth where your mouth is.
1144 Quantity is no substitute for quality, but it's the only one we've got.
1145 Quantum mechanics do it with uncertainty.
1146 Questions are a burden for others; answers are a prison for oneself.
1147 Rain before sunset, dark by midnight.
1148 Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
1149 Reach out and grep someone.
1150 Reading is thinking with someone else's head instead of one's own.
1151 Real programmers can't say `lint' without adding `hbaxcu' -Wm Leler
1152 Real programs don't eat cache.
1153 Reality is for those who can't handle drugs.
1154 Reality is good for you...in small doses.
1155 Reality is silly-putty. -Paul Krassner
1156 Reality seems harsher in the early morning.
1157 Reason establishes the foundation of faith. Faith compensates the error of reason.
1158 Reason is a universal instrument which can serve on any kind of occasion. -Descartes
1159 Reform always comes from below. No man with four aces asks for a new deal.
1162 Religions revolve madly around sexual questions.
1163 Remember that "almost" means "not".
1164 Remember the Unknown Buffalo.
1165 Remember when you asked me to tell you when you were being inconsiderate?
1166 Remember why the good Lord made your eyes -- Pla-gi-a-rize! -Tom Lehrer
1167 Remember, UNIX spelled backwards is XINU.
1168 Remember, even if you win the rat race -- you're still a rat.
1169 Render unto Caesar if line 54 is larger than line 62.
1170 Repetition is a form of change. -B. Eno
1171 Research is a great career: you get paid for looking, regardless of results.
1172 Respect you in the morning?! Hell, I don't even respect you now.
1173 Restrain your octopus! The canoes are going fishing tomorrow.
1174 Ring around the collar.
1175 Ring the bell; close the book; quench the candle.
1176 Ritual is to the inner sciences what experiment is to the outer sciences. -Leary
1177 Rog-O-Matic callidus est.
1178 Rog-O-Matic perditus est.
1179 Rog-O-Matic's not expert enough. It could handle rogue, but it couldn't handle More.
1180 Rotten wood can not be carved -Confucius (Analects, Book 5, Ch. 9)
1181 Round numbers are always false. -Samuel Johnson (c. 1750)
1183 SCCS: the source-code motel -- your code checks in but it never checks out. Ken Thompson
1184 SYS ERROR 0 - no error detected
1185 Sailors in ships, sail on! Even while we died, others rode out the storm.
1186 Satire does not look pretty upon a tombstone.
1187 Save a forest -- eat a beaver!
1189 Save yourself! Reboot in 5 seconds!
1190 Say "no" to long-sleeved shirts!! Support your right to bare arms!
1191 Say your prayers, you're going to Zen heaven.
1192 Schroedinger might have been here.
1193 Schroedinger's cat is sitting on Heisenberg's shoulder and they are both laughing at you.
1194 Scintillate, scintillate, aster minific.
1195 Screw up your courage! You've screwed up everything else.
1196 Secrecy is the beginning of tyranny.
1197 Secret mail has arrived.
1198 See that ocean -- that used to be some ocean. -Burt Lancaster in Atlantic City
1199 Seek not to understand that you may believe, but believe that you may understand.
1200 Self denial is better than self degradation.
1201 Sell everything. Market top has been reached. -Joseph Granville
1202 Send not to ask for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.
1203 Señor, if you hurry from here, you will wait longer there. -Mexico taxi driver
1204 Sex with someone you don't love is just gymnastics--and I hate exercise. -John Derek
1205 Shadows slick as eels slither through.
1206 Share your happiness with others today.
1207 She canna take much more o' this, Mr. Spock.
1208 Shift to the left! Shift to the right! Pop up! Push Down! Byte, byte, byte!
1209 Show respect for age. Drink good Scotch for a change.
1211 Silver is pure. It's been a symbol of justice and purity since the year of the sun.
1212 Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.
1213 Sink or Swim with Teddy!
1214 Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
1215 Smile ... tomorrow will be worse.
1216 Smoked carp is terrible unless you're out of smoked salmon.
1217 Smooth rotation butters no parsnips. -J. W. Tukey
1218 Snatch the pebble from my hand, Grasshopper.
1219 Snob intellectual bachelors can't have fun in San Antonio. -Ted Nelson
1221 Snow Day -- stay home.
1222 So long as radicals honor theory over facts, they will continue to dismantle their successes.
1223 So narrow minded is the boss that he has to stack his ideas vertically.
1224 Social innovations tend to the level of minimum tolerable well being.
1225 Soft soap often has a high percentage of lye in it. -- Salada Tea
1227 Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed. -- Francis Bacon
1228 Some day this war's gonna end.
1229 Some men are discovered; others are found out.
1230 Some of us feel that there is a loss of scholarship here, and we're not too happy about it. -Irvin Lustig
1231 Some scholars are like donkeys, they merely carry a lot of books.
1232 Some things are better left unsaid.
1233 Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. -Sigmund Freud
1234 Sometimes it seems to me that men are children grown incompetent. -Carl Whitaker
1235 Sometimes you've gotta give it all you've got, because it just isn't enough.
1236 Soon you will be sitting on top of the world.
1237 Sooner or later everybody's gotta pay their tab.
1238 Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.
1239 Space travel is utter bilge. -Sir Richard Van Der Riet Wolley
1240 Spare no expense to save money on this one. -Samuel Goldwyn
1241 Speaking of poison, I'll see that you get some fresh breakfast immediately.
1242 Specialization is for insects. -Robt. A. Heinlein
1243 Spend extra time on hobby. Get plenty of rolling papers.
1244 Split a stick of wood, and the Christ is there, too.
1245 Spock: We suffered 23 casualties in that attack, Captain.
1246 Stack overflow in crawlout. User environment re-initialized. (FATAL$)
1247 Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.
1249 Stay away from flying saucers today.
1250 Stay away from hurricanes for a while.
1251 Stereotypes are one of the worst things in the world. -miteddie!nessus
1252 Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a laser beam is another matter.
1253 Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
1254 Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
1255 Stop searching. Happiness is right next to you.
1256 Stop worrying, you'll never get out of this world alive.
1257 Subject: Re: Re: Clar ... HUMBUG! - Wrongthink st - (nf)
1258 Succumb to natural tendencies. Be hateful and boring.
1260 Sun UNIX 4.2 Release 1.1 (IAS) #1: Tue Jan 29 01:25:15 PST 1985
1261 Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week. - Joseph Addison.
1262 Sure [Somoza]'s a son-of-a-bitch, but he's OUR son-of-a-bitch. -F.D. Roosevelt
1263 Surprise due today. Also the rent.
1264 Surprise your boss. Get to work on time.
1265 Surveillance should precede salientation.
1266 System down Tues. am for COBOL compiler installation.
1267 System going down at 1:45 this afternoon for disk crash.
1268 System going down for 5 minutes -- back up in barrels.
1269 System going down for 5 minutes -- back up in half an hour.
1270 System going down in 5 minutes.
1271 System might crash at any moment.
1272 System went down at Fri Dec 13 21:54:56 1901
1273 TERROR IN THE OUTPUT FILE A A
1274 TNT allows students the freedom to make mistakes.
1275 TSO -- it may be slow, but it's hard to use.
1276 Tai Chi is self-defense for people on Quaaludes.
1277 Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
1278 Take care of your peonies and the dahlias will take care of themselves.
1279 Te ayudare a recorder la cantidad a indoctos si releesme bien.
1280 Teach it ... phenomenology.
1281 Technological unemployment is total today -- 300 years ago we were all farmers.
1282 Tell the girls to slice the ham thin.
1283 Ten years of rejection slips is nature's way of telling you to stop writing.
1284 Terminals at home are always in the bedroom.
1285 Thank God I'm an atheist. -Aleister Crowley
1286 Thank you for choosing UNIX -- batteries not included, some assembly required.
1287 That goes against the laws of Physics.
1288 That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all.
1289 That we can comprehend the little we know already is mindboggling in itself.
1290 That which does not kill me makes me stronger.
1291 That which does not kill me missed.
1292 That which is above is in that which is below.
1293 That's as American as pie charts.
1294 That's the nice thing about standards -- there's so many to choose from. -trb
1295 The $SIGNON command is a risky practice.
1296 The 3B2 Model 100 - the first machine with cat -v in ROM!
1297 The Angels want to wear my red shoes.
1298 The Beatles? Isn't that Paul McCartney's old band?
1299 The Blit is a nice terminal, but it runs emacs.
1300 The Constitution gives us freedom of religion, not freedom from religion -R Reagan
1301 The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am.
1302 The Force is strong with this one.
1303 The Force is with you, young Skywalker, but you are not a Jedi yet.
1304 The Government urges you to remain calm.
1305 The Inuit have dozens of words for snow, so why do the Dutch only have one word for rain?
1306 The Italians make money out of funding their own deficit.
1307 The Luddites always lose. Always.
1308 The Moral Majority are the people our ancestors came from Europe to escape.
1309 The PIXAR -- it's not just a job, it's an adventure.
1310 The SUN really is a hunk of junk. - Tom Duff
1311 The Tao which can be talked about is not the Tao. -Lao Tzu
1312 The Tree of Learning bears the noblest fruit, but noble fruit tastes bad.
1313 The UFO and the BVM seem to be the same phenomenon. -Jacques Vallee
1314 The UNIX system is harder to use than a toaster. -Kaare Christian
1315 The United States Army: 194 years of proud service, unhampered by progress.
1316 The aim of existence is to have clean ideas, change them like shirts.
1317 The aim of existence is to offer resistance to the flow of time.
1318 The answer you seek is in an envelope.
1319 The attacker must vanquish; the defender need only survive.
1320 The average legislator is somewhere nearly all the time. -Herb Nore
1321 The barge was in my blind spot. - Peter Hobson, Cambridge cox
1322 The best prophet of the future is the past.
1323 The better part of valour is discretion; in the which better part I have saved my life.
1324 The boundary condition of the universe is that it has no boundary. - S. Hawking
1325 The check is in the mail.
1326 The churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
1327 The common Welsh name Bzjxxllwcp is pronounced Jackson.
1328 The connotation depends on the beacon. - Mark V. Shaney
1329 The contrary of a compound is the aggregate of the contraries of the components. - De Morgan
1330 The contrary of an aggregate is the compound of the contraries of the aggregates. - De Morgan
1331 The coroner gave you a clean bill of health.
1332 The darkest hour is just before the storm.
1333 The dawning of the Information Age is bringing about dramatic changes in the fundamental fabric of our civilization. - AA Penzias
1334 The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous.
1335 The difference between a thief and the IRS is that the thief doesn't audit you afterwards.
1336 The difficult we gave up on yesterday, the impossible we are giving up on now.
1337 The early bird gets the coffee left over from the night before.
1338 The early worm gets the bird.
1339 The earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only much, much heavier.
1340 The empty fist always makes the deepest wound.
1341 The end is closer than you think.
1342 The end justifies the meanness.
1343 The enemy is ignorance [our own]. -Ezra Pound
1344 The eyes believe themselves, the ears believe other people.
1345 The fear of the lord was discovered before vitamins.
1346 The first piece of luggage out of the chute doesn't belong to anyone, ever.
1347 The first step in fixing something is getting it to break.
1348 The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers. - Henry VI, part II.
1349 The fit between the world and the human symbols describing it is never perfect.
1350 The following file systems are due for backup at this time:
1351 The fruits of impatience are bitter.
1352 The function of the sun is not to help the cabbages along. - Flaubert
1353 The further you get, the better it looks.
1354 The future isn't what it used to be. (It never was.)
1355 The future isn't what it used to be. -Arthur C. Clarke
1356 The gods do not protect fools. Fools are protected by more capable fools.
1357 The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any.
1358 The hardest part of raising children is teaching them to ride bicycles.
1359 The hippo has no sting, but the wise man would rather be sat upon by the bee.
1360 The human brain is not a pretty sight.
1361 The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein - it rejects it. -Peter Medawar
1362 The invention of the multiple-choice exam was the death blow to competent writing.
1363 The judge's jokes are always funny.
1364 The ketchup of sorrow is better than the mustard of happiness.
1365 The last twenty-nine days of the month are the worst. -Nicola Tesla
1366 The lion will lie down with the lamb, but the lamb won't get much sleep.
1367 The love of money is the mucilage of many a tragic friendship -Stuart McMillan
1368 The man of knowledge can see several things at once.
1369 The map is not the territory. -A. E. Van Vogt, in World of Null-A
1370 The measure of the rigor of a science is the index of its ability to predict.
1371 The meek shall inherit the earth -- they are careful to hide the fact.
1372 The meek shall inherit the earth -- they are pronounced "o".
1373 The meek shall inherit the earth -- they are too weak to refuse.
1374 The more complicated the mind, the more simple the play.
1375 The more things change, the more they'll never be the same again.
1376 The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
1377 The move of bambam functionality to the new AP bugs is re-scheduled to Friday night
1378 The nervous system sees no color, feels no pain. -T. Leary
1379 The null string has always been a locksmith. -Albert Einstein
1380 The null string has always been a productive source of off-by-0 errors.
1381 The number of UNIX installations has grown to 10, with more expected. - 2nd Edition UNIX manual
1382 The number of approved [COBOL] subsets has been reduced from 104,976 to 54. - JM Triance
1383 The official state animal of New York is the cabbie.
1384 The official state tree of North Dakota is the telephone pole?
1385 The one interesting fact about the Diplodocus is that the accent is on the second syllable.
1386 The only imperfect thing in nature is the human race.
1387 The only one who got everything done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.
1388 The only people who listen to both sides of an argument are the neighbors.
1389 The only sure things in life are net.suicide and net.taxes.
1390 The only thing cheaper than hardware is talk.
1391 The only way out of a circle is through the center.
1392 The opera isn't over until the fat lady sings.
1393 The opposite of a trivial truth is false; the opposite of a great truth is also true.
1394 The pale companion is not for our pomp.
1395 The pearl the squirrel the girl hit bit split.
1396 The planes in Spain fall mainly in the rain.
1397 The play's the thing/Wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king.
1398 The plural of spouse is spice.
1399 The polhode rolls without slipping on the herpolhode lying in the invariable plane.
1400 The problem with a just economy is, who runs the Bureau of Economic Justice?
1401 The prudent man does not hold his breath.
1402 The reason Swedes put little o's over some A's is that ontology recapitulates philology.
1403 The reason Swedes put little o's over some A's is that they are pronounced "o".
1404 The religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide.
1405 The rich man has his motor car, His country and his town estate. He smokes a fifty-cent cigar And jeers at Fate. - F. P. Adams
1406 The screen rectangle must be charged with emotion. Hitchcock
1407 The sheep - symbolic creature of docility, sacrifice and stupidity.
1408 The shorter the line, the slower it moves.
1409 The shortest distance between two points is off the wall.
1410 The shortest distance between two points is under construction. -Noelie Altito
1411 The skeletons in the cupboard will all come out in the wash.
1412 The solution to the problem of life is seen in the vanishing of the problem.
1413 The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.
1414 The stapler runs out of staples only while you are trying to staple something.
1415 The sterile pleasure of being right tends to get stale in the course of a lifetime. EW Dijkstra
1416 The strength of a nation lies in the integrity of its homes. -Confucius
1417 The stylus is more potent than the claymore.
1418 The sword he sang a song of death/But could not make the sickle yield. -Blake
1419 The thing about Chinatown is, you can never be sure of anything down there.
1420 The three laws of physics: f=ma; things fall down; you can't push a rope.
1421 The tide of change approaches.
1422 The time is right to make new friends.
1423 The unexamined life is not worth examining.
1424 The universe is laughing behind your back.
1425 The vanity of teaching often tempteth a man to forget that he is a blockhead.
1426 The voice of the people is odd,/It is, and it is not, the voice of God. -Pope
1427 The wheels of justice grind slow but fine.
1428 The whole UNIX operating system was ripped off electronically.
1429 The whole UNIX operating system whose documentation fits in a chinese computer terminal!
1430 The wise shepherdess never trusts her flock to a smiling wolf.
1431 The world cannot be understood from a single point of view. -Eleanor Roosevelt
1432 The world ended yesterday-this is only a dream!
1433 The world ended yesterday-why are you still here?
1434 The world is a conspiracy of the unthinking against the unwitting.
1435 The world is all that is the case. -Wittgenstein
1436 The world is coming to an end! Repent and return those library books!
1437 Them that dishes it out need not fall over every time someone blows hard.
1438 There are more old drunkards than old doctors.
1439 There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,/Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
1440 There are more ways of killing a cat than choking her with cream.
1441 There are no color bars in Cuba.
1442 There are only three kinds of proof: induction, exhaustion, and intimidation.
1443 There are two kinds of people in the world -- those who are, and those who aren't.
1444 There is a 10% penalty for getting yourself killed.
1445 There is a fly on your nose.
1446 There is a person with a shovel behind you ready to crack open your skull!
1447 There is a tide in the affairs of men/Which, taken at the flood, leads on to fortune. - Julius Caesar IV.iii.217
1448 There is a world in which this sentence ends with a different word.
1449 There is no bottom to worse.
1450 There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear.
1451 There is no gift like the present.
1452 There is no governor anywhere; you are absolutely free.
1453 There is no language in our lungs.
1454 There is no present like the TIMES.
1455 There is no present like time.
1456 There is no sin except stupidity. - Oscar Wilde
1457 There is no time like the pleasant.
1458 There is nothing more permanent than a temporary building.
1459 There is nothing more permanent than a temporary tax.
1460 There must be a minimum of two responsible people per subdomain. - Mark Horton
1461 There used to be men and women. Now there are men and persons.
1462 There was a phone call for you.
1463 There'll always be an England - if not it would be necessary to invent one.
1464 There's a broken light for every heart on Broadway.
1465 There's a difference between ethical people and nice people. You can't trust nice people.
1466 There's a divinity that shapes our ends,/Rough-hew them how we will.
1467 There's a sucker reborn every minute.
1468 There's always one more bug.
1469 There's got to be more to life than compile-and-go.
1470 There's insanity in my family; starting with me, tonight.
1471 There's no place like home.
1472 There's no room in the drug world for amateurs.
1473 There's something in this universe that I don't understand. -T. Duff
1474 These calculations even schoolchildren can master in three-four days. -Maimonides
1475 These numbers DO NOT appear to belong to anybody: 315 323 372 375 602 765 772 903 914
1476 These widows, sir, are the most perverse creatures in the world. - Joseph Addison.
1477 They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist... -- last words of Gen. John Sedgewick
1478 They laughed at Copernicus; they laughed at Galileo; they laughed at Bozo the Clown.
1479 They live happiest who have forgiven most.
1480 They were easy to tell apart: the good Kirk was played by William Shatner and the evil one by Gavin McLeod.
1481 They were easy to tell apart: the good Kirk wore cottons and wools and the evil Kirk wore nylons and polyesters.
1482 They're only trying to make me LOOK paranoid!
1483 Things always look darkest just before they go totally black. -Col. Hannibal Smith
1484 Things are more like they are now then they have ever been before. -Dwight D Eisenhower
1485 Things are more like they used to be than they are new.
1486 Things are more like they used to be than they are now.
1487 Things are only as bad as they are and can only get worse if they do!
1488 Things that go without saying go even better if they are said. -Talleyrand
1489 Things will be bright in P.M. A cop will shine a light in your face.
1490 Think of your family tonight. Try to crawl home after the computer crashes.
1491 This *means* something. -R. Neary
1492 This algorithm is prevented in the style of Dijkstra's guarded cowhands.
1493 This fortune intentionally not included.
1494 This fortune is inoperative. Please try another.
1495 This fortune is self-explanatory, once you understand it.
1496 This fortune left blank intentionally.
1497 This fortune was not meant for you.
1498 This is Emmanuel. I got him from Emmanuel Training School. He's Emmanuel like.
1499 This is a full standard Kernighan & Ritchie C compiler.
1500 This machine does not exist! Boy am I confused!
1501 This refutation can only be refuted by a proof. - van den Herik 1985
1502 This space available. Call 686-7600 for details.
1503 This statement is a lie.
1504 This system hasn't crashed in ages.
1505 This terminal is not for your use, please log off!
1507 This will be a memorable month -- no matter how hard you try to forget it.
1508 This will hurt me more than it hurts you.
1509 Those who do not remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
1510 Those who can't write, write manuals.
1511 Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
1512 Those who can, do; those who can't, write.
1513 Those who can, do; those who can't, write. Those who can't write work for the Bell Labs Record.
1514 Those who do not remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
1515 Those who in quarrels interpose must often wipe a bloody nose.
1516 Those who talk don't know. Those who don't talk, know.
1517 Thrashing is just before they go totally black. -Col. Hannibal Smith
1518 Thrashing is just virtual crashing.
1519 Three shoes do not a hat make.
1520 Thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. -Mark Twain
1521 Time ends here, please go back the way you came.
1522 Time flies like an arrow but fruit flies like a banana.
1523 Time is nature's way of making more anarchy.
1524 Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
1525 Time is three eyes and eight elbows.
1526 Timesharing just doesn't work. -K. Thompson, 1982.
1527 To be clear is professional; not to be clear is unprofessional. -- Sir Ernest Gowers
1528 To be is to be related.
1529 To be or not to be, those are the parameters.
1530 To criticize the incompetent is easy; it is more difficult to criticize the competent.
1531 To cross again is not to cross.
1532 To err is human, to forgive is not libary [sic] policy. quoted by Herb Caen
1533 To err is human, to really foul things up requires a computer!
1534 To err is human; that's why I'm comfortable around Gods.
1535 To express e, remember to memorize a sentence to simplify this.
1536 To iterate is human, to recurse, divine.
1537 To laugh at men of sense is the privilege of fools.
1538 To live without clocks is to live forever. -RLS
1539 To make an enemy, do someone a favor.
1540 To make an omelette, you have to paint it.
1541 To play billiards well is a sign of an ill-spent youth.
1542 To possess another language is to possess another soul. -Charles V
1543 Today is a good day to bribe a high-ranking public official.
1544 Today is the first day of the rest of your miserable life.
1545 Today is yesterday's tomorrow.
1546 Today the pits, tomorrow the wrinkles -- Sunsweet marches on.
1547 Together we must rise to higher and higher platitudes. -Richard Daley
1548 Together we will rule the galaxy, father and son. Luke...it is your destiny.
1549 Tonight's the night: Sleep in a eucalyptus tree.
1551 Too much of a good thing is WONDERFUL. -Mae West
1553 Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas any more.
1554 Toto, I've a feeling we're not in any immediate danger of having just committed suicide!
1555 Toutes choses sont dites deja, mais comme personne n'ecoute, il faut toujours recommencer.
1556 Transformation is invested with the mysterious and the painful.
1557 Travel important today; Internal Revenue men arrive tomorrow.
1558 Tres sabios hubo en el mundo, Adan, Solomom y Raymundo.
1559 Troglodytism does not necessarily imply a low cultural level.
1560 Troubles are like babies; they only grow by nursing.
1562 Trust him, but still keep your eyes open.
1563 Truth is only skin deep.
1564 Truth is the ultimate weapon; fortunately no one has perfected it yet. - Ken Ellis
1565 Truth will be out this morning. (Which may really mess things up.)
1566 Try `stty 0' -- it works much better.
1567 Try a new system or a different approach.
1569 Try the Moo Shu Pork. It is especially good today.
1570 Try to divide your time evenly to keep others happy.
1571 Tu aideras a rappeler ta quantite a beaucoup de docteurs amis.
1572 Turning the other cheek merely ensures two bruised cheeks.
1573 Two fish in the sky are worth more than a bird in the sea.
1574 Two heads are better than a bath and a half.
1575 Two wrongs don't make a right. Two Wrights make airplanes.
1576 U.S. out of OAKLAND!
1577 UFO's are for real: the Air Force doesn't exist.
1578 UNIX acts as an equalizer of the hardware playing field. J. Scanlon
1579 Unbidden guests/Are often welcomest when they are gone.
1580 Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown.
1581 Unemployment is not a disease; so it has no `cure.'
1582 Unix is the only significant operating system whose documentation fits in a student's briefcase. -John Lions (Fixed in 4.1BSD)
1583 Unix never says `please.' -- Rob Pike
1584 Unix soit qui mal y pense.
1585 Unix: from now on, consider it dead. -Mike O'Dell
1586 Unknown Jerome's -- Dorothy's desk -- $.25 while they last!!
1587 Using 4.2 in this hospital is a great idea.
1588 Usura contra naturum est.
1589 Usus, Quen penes arbitrium est, et jus, et norma loquendi. -Horace
1590 VAX/VMS -- Software for the 60's.
1591 VAX/VMS is like a nightmare about RSX.
1592 Veni, vidi, maeni, mo, cacha tigrem baedas to, iffi hollers, ledem go, veni, vidi, maeni, mo.
1593 Versatility is one of your outstanding traits.
1594 Vests are to suits as seat-belts are to cars.
1595 Vigilia pretium libertatis.
1596 Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent. -Salvador Hardin
1597 Viva Nuestra Señora Guadalupe y jueron gubernacion mala. -Father Hidalgo
1598 Vivaldi did not write 600 concerti grossi. He wrote the same one 600 times. -Stravinski
1599 Vocatus atque non vocatus deus aderit.
1601 Vox populi, vox Dei. -Alcuin
1602 WAR IS PEACE. INFORMATION IS SLAVERY. OUR FUTURE IS IN OUR HANDS.
1603 Warning: I brake for no apparent reason.
1604 Warning: perch lorethylene may harm plastic
1605 Warning: this fortune may change your life.
1606 Wars do not log out!
1607 Waste not, get your budget cut next year.
1608 Wasting time is an important part of living.
1609 Watch out for quantum ducks: Quark! Quark!
1610 We aim to please, but our aim is bad.
1611 We are experiencing network trouble -- do not adjust your illegal descrambler.
1612 We are faced with an insurmountable opportunity. -W. Kelley
1613 We are not in any immediate danger of having solutions that exceed the needs.
1614 We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming. -von Braun
1615 We continue to overlook the fact that work has become a leisure activity.
1616 We did it for nothing, we did it in an hour, and the whole thing worked.
1617 We don't care, we don't have to-- we used to be the phone company.
1618 We don't know half of what we know.
1619 We don't need a standard; Kernighan & Ritchie completely defines the language.
1620 We haul ours to kick theirs.
1621 We have a really challenging assignment for you.
1622 We have lost our little Hanner in a very painful manner. - Max Adeler.
1623 We have met the enemy, and he is us. -Walt Kelly
1624 We have the finest politicians money can buy.
1625 We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
1626 We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately. -Franklin
1627 We never stand still longer than it takes to have an argument.
1628 We offer every assistance short of actual help.
1629 We place no reliance/on Virgin or pigeon;/Our method is science,/Our aim is religion. -Aleister Crowley
1630 We regard matrimony as a sort of friendship recognized by the police.
1631 We retard what we cannot repel, we palliate what we cannot cure. -Johnson
1632 We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life.
1633 We shall never get people whose time is money to take much interest in atoms. -S. Butler
1634 We shall never understand one another until we reduce the language to seven words. -K. Gibran
1635 We should acknowledge the 10000-year sheep heritage of mankind. - Judge Clyde Burch.
1636 We try harder, they do better.
1637 We use it but we do not love it. -Goethe
1638 We want no foreign rulers - fight the metric system.
1639 We won't need reservations.
1640 We would like to apologize for the following announcement:
1641 We'll burn that bridge when we come to it...
1642 We're going up there this weekend and I'm gonna get so roaring, stinkin', no-good drunk I won't be able to see. - mechanic in "The Blob".
1643 We're scientists. We have to do things we hate -- that even sicken us.
1644 We're too close to System Test.
1645 We've lost 4 crays to the open environment.
1646 Welcome to the working week.
1647 Well, the handwriting is on the Titanic, why not go gentle into that good night?
1648 Well, the handwriting is on the floor. -Joe E. Lewis
1649 Well, we had Chinese food again for lunch.
1650 What I like about scientists is that they are a team, so that one need not know their names. -J Wilmot
1651 What I tell you three times is true. -The Hunting of the Snark.
1652 What did you throw that book I wanted to be read to out of about Down Under out for?
1653 What distinguishes good software from poor software is customer satisfaction. -Bob Yacobellis
1654 What do you call a half-dozen Indians with Asian flu? Six sick Sikhs (sic).
1655 What do you mean the 8080 & the 6502 are incompatible? They're both NMOS!
1656 What does it mean if there is no fortune for you?
1657 What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
1658 What good are the games if you ain't got the power?
1659 What good is someone who can walk on water if you can't follow in his footsteps?
1660 What have you done for Vic lately?
1661 What if I go to New York and can't trust a menu?
1662 What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind. -Thomas Hewitt Key
1663 What is now proved was once only imagined. -William Blake
1664 What the hell, go ahead and put all your eggs in one basket.
1665 What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel.
1666 What use is magic if it can't save a unicorn? -Peter S. Beagle
1667 What's in a name? That which we call a rose/By any other name would smell as sweet.
1668 What's it all about? We're all tools. Life's just a crock.
1669 What's the point to combing your hair when it's grey and thinning?
1670 When all else fails, read the instructions.
1671 When all is said and done, a lot more is said than done.
1672 When an Okie moves to California, he raises the IQ of both states. -Will Rogers
1673 When an owl comes to a mouse picnic, it's not there for the sack races.
1674 When better machines are built, greg will break them.
1675 When better machines are built, jks will break them, and td will bitch about it.
1676 When bigger machines are built, scj will saturate them.
1677 When does later become never?
1678 When everyone's out to get you, paranoia is just good thinking.
1679 When faced with the obvious -- look elsewhere.
1680 When faced with two evils, one asks why only two?
1681 When four sit to conspire, three are government agents, and the other a fool.
1682 When in doubt, lead trump.
1683 When in trouble or in doubt, run in circles; scream and shout.
1684 When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws.
1685 When more and more people are out of work unemployment will result. -Calvin Coolidge.
1686 When the Lord gets ready, you got to move.
1687 When the going gets tough, the tough go shopping.
1688 When the going gets tough, the tough hold meetings.
1689 When the map and the terrain disagree, trust the terrain. -Swiss army aphorism
1690 When the wind is great, bow before it; when the wind is heavy, yield to it.
1691 When time permits, your personal life will be exciting.
1692 When traveling with a herd of elephants, don't be first to lie down and rest.
1693 When you are over the hill, you pick up speed.
1694 When you need a sledgehammer, the finest scalpel just won't do.
1695 When you're damned if you do and damned if you don't, then DO!
1696 Whenever I see his fingernails, I thank God I don't have to look at his feet.
1697 Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I haven't tried before. -Mae West
1698 Whenever the Queen comes to New Zealand the Maori people suffer a disaster.
1699 Where do you think you are, Civilization?
1700 Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent. -Wittgenstein
1701 While I see many hoof-marks going in, I see none coming out. - Aesop.
1702 Who can worry about a super-hero who vanishes when you change channels?
1703 Who is W. O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me?
1704 Who is the slayer, who the slain? Speak... -Sophocles, Oedipus Rex
1705 Who knows if there are any answers? -Edmund G. Brown, Jr.
1706 Who needs companionship when you can sit alone in your room and drink?
1707 Who ordered that? -I.I. Rabi on the discovery of the muon
1708 Who's afraid of Louisa May Alcott?
1709 Whom the gods must destroy they first must drive insane.
1710 Why be a second rate Ravel when you can be a first rate Gershwin?
1711 Why do they have this marked "Danger, do not touch"?
1712 Why do we have two eyes? To watch 3D movies with.
1713 Why don't we store the blank punch cards on disk, and get rid of all those boxes.
1714 Why is it called a stream I/O system when the data flows both ways?
1715 Why polish the corners off a sphere in a roomful of cubes?
1716 Why worry about tomorrow, when today is so far off?
1717 Will nobody help the widow's son?
1718 With clothes the new are best, with friends the old are best.
1719 With redeeming social value like yours, no wonder you're obscene.
1720 With the wind in the east I can tell an eagle from a hammer.
1721 With/Without -- and who denies it's what the fighting's all about?
1722 Without alkaloids, life itself would be impossible.
1723 Wombat omnia vincet.
1725 Women seldom show dimples to guys who have pimples.
1726 Wonderful girl! Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her.
1727 Words are the voice of the heart.
1728 Words must be weighed, not counted.
1729 Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. -C.N. Parkinson
1730 Worth seeing? Yes, but not worth going to see.
1731 Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down.
1732 Y drag goch yr y gchwyn!
1733 Yamata wasami shuza.
1734 Yea, from the table of my memory/I'll wipe away all trivial fond records.
1735 Yes, the red switch.
1736 Yesterday's sensation is today's calibration and tomorrow's background. -Valentine Telegdi
1737 Yogsothoth Neblod Zin.
1738 You always think you know what you're doing, but you're too slick for your own good.
1739 You are going to have a new love affair.
1740 You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
1741 You are original and creative.
1742 You attempt things that you do not even plan because of your extreme stupidity.
1744 You can create your own opportunities this week. Blackmail a senior executive.
1745 You can get HELP any time you are using TEACH by returning to the command state and typing "S 160".
1746 You can lead a horticulture but you cannot make her think. - Dorothy Parker
1747 You can observe a lot just by watching. -Yogi Berra
1748 You can tell a man by the company that keeps him.
1749 You can't beat the bugs.
1750 You can't build a bomb at 300 baud.
1751 You can't capitalize your cake and expense it too.
1752 You can't comb a hairy ball smooth.
1753 You can't fall off the floor.
1754 You can't forward backward. - Dave Nowitz
1755 You can't go home again, unless you set $HOME
1756 You can't have everything -- where would you put it?
1758 You can't teach a dead dog new tricks.
1759 You can't win, you can't break even, and you can't get out of the game.
1760 You can't win. But there are alternatives to fighting.
1761 You cannot buy beer; you can only rent it.
1762 You cannot count friends that are all packed up in barrels.
1763 You cannot cross a chasm in two steps.
1764 You cannot kill time without injuring eternity.
1765 You cook it, you sell it.
1767 You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy.
1768 You don't have to play tennis any more, or talk to anyone who does.
1769 You don't really want to know what the future holds for you.
1771 You have an ambitious nature and may make a name for yourself.
1772 You have been selected for a secret mission.
1773 You have been transfixed by the gaze of the Edlund.--More--
1775 You have had a long-term stimulation relative to business.
1776 You have made an excellent hit on the UNIX.--More--
1778 You have personal talents that are attractive to others. Be sure to use them.
1779 You have plate mail.
1782 You have splint mail.
1783 You have taken yourself too seriously.
1784 You have the capacity to learn from mistakes. You'll learn a lot today.
1785 You know, Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
1786 You know, you never know.
1787 You look strong enough to pull the ears off a Gundark!
1788 You make the megabucks, I make the nanobucks...it's YOUR problem.
1789 You may be recognized soon. Hide.
1790 You may enjoy the infamous PEOPLExpress snack pack for one dollar.
1791 You may have a friend at the Chase Manhattan but at our bank you have meshpocheh!
1792 You might have mail.
1793 You need not worry about your future - it's going to be rotten.
1794 You never know what you don't know, you know?
1795 You now have Asian Flu.
1796 You press the button, and we'll do the rest.
1797 You remind me of a TV show, but that's all right: I watch it anyway.
1798 You scream and you leap.
1799 You seek to shield those you love and you like the role of the provider.
1801 You tend to be shy when undressing outdoors.
1802 You want it bad, you'll get it bad.
1803 You weren't here so we did it anyway.
1804 You will attend a party where strange customs prevail.
1805 You will be Told about it Tomorrow. Go Home and Prepare Thyself.
1806 You will be a winner today. Pick a fight with a four-year-old.
1807 You will be surprised by a loud noise.
1808 You will feel hungry again in another hour.
1809 You will get a better gorilla effect if you use as big a piece of paper as possible.
1810 You will make a small sum by investing in a business project.
1811 You will make a small sum disappear by investing in a business project.
1812 You will make many changes before settling satisfactorily.
1813 You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
1814 You will step on the night soil of many countries.
1815 You win some, you lose some, and some go into extra innings.
1816 You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.
1817 You'll just have to sleep faster tonight.
1818 You're being followed. Cut out the hanky-panky for a few days.
1819 You're so bossy you ought to be milked before you come home at night.
1820 You're so ugly you couldn't even get a better mouse.
1821 You're so ugly you couldn't even get a date with an automated bank teller.
1822 You've always got the option of having just committed suicide!
1823 You've been leading a dog's life. Stay off the furniture.
1824 Your First Amendment ends where the next person's Bill of Rights begins. P. Michael Guba
1825 Your best dreams may not come true; but then neither will your worst dreams.
1826 Your computer account is overdrawn. Please reauthorize.
1827 Your editor doesn't always know best.
1828 Your emotional nature is strong and sensitive
1829 Your empty file directory has been deleted.
1830 Your intuition is excellent but another viewpoint could be helpful.
1831 Your login has been changed.
1832 Your love life will be happy and harmonious.
1833 Your mind understands what you have been taught; your heart, what is true.
1834 Your opponent wouldn't fight if he didn't think he had a chance.
1835 Your password is pitifully obvious.
1836 Your present plans are going to succeed.
1837 Your supervisor is thinking about you.
1838 Your theory is crazy, but not crazy enough to be true.
1839 Zero is greater than minus zero, but don't ask by how much. -6600 ref. manual
1840 `By the way, microcode is no big deal. You can emulate it in random logic.'
1841 `Compared to academic politics, political politics is a nice, clean game.' -S. I. Hayakawa, SF Examiner 4/23/84
1842 `Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.'
1843 `He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes...'
1844 `I saw it with my own eyes' means you wanted to see it.
1845 `Otto' spelled inside out is `toot.'
1846 `Qvid me anxivs svm?'
1847 `She read her boyfriend's mind, and they're no longer going together,' Mrs. Resch added.
1848 `The time (6:39 pm) has come,' the Walrus said, `to talk of many things...'
1849 `The time has come,' the Walrus said, `to talk of many things...'
1850 `We don't care. We don't have to. We're the Phone Company.'
1851 ``I'm a hugger, I'm a tactile politician,'' Turner said.
1852 `is false when preceded by its quotation' is false when preceded by its quotation.
1853 `is not a sentence' is not a sentence.
1854 awk: Usage: awk [-f source | 'cmds'] [files]; record number 3.55646e-311
1855 awk: illegal statement 206620
1856 bad input char: .Ppm{=P!*@)Z9oFPp|*?)Z9pv9i%Su$^J)48%K_e239GM#ffoq!!!"!Mp#V6N\H8uEgdXbP\[7j1&PJz!X76!4BA}5!!!!!"syui!!!"!Mp#V6P\Scb?p8`;!4lf&
1857 beware of component 3730
1858 cc: warning: -g disables -O
1860 dis: invalid general addressing mode (e8); notify disassembler implementor
1861 f u cn rd ths u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr pgmng.
1862 f u cn rd ths u cn gt a gd jb n tk wr
1863 f u cn rd ths, itn tyg h myxbl cd.
1864 fortune: Command not found.
1868 grep: RE error 41: No remembered search string.
1869 gt: warning -- bad idea to override alpha computation on matted-to-black target
1870 He who lives by the nit dies by the pick.
1871 invalid control line !!!
1873 jim is a nice editor except that it runs on the Blit. -- W. Joy
1875 non-positive output count: .!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1878 pic: 5 X 58008 picture shrunk to 0.000603365 X 7
1880 reading symbols...done
1881 size: a.out: bad magic
1882 startup: system error -- directory deleted
1883 struct sleaziness { char *pleasure; int alchemically; };
1886 unknown troff command: We will interpret typing statements A@imp#M:@gr(s)#
1887 unseal: invalid length
1888 usend: /usr/asp/spool filesystem is exhausted
1889 uucp failed completely (11)
1890 uucp failed partially: 0 file(s) sent; 1 error(s)
1891 uuxqt cmd (rnews ) status (ucsfcgl!uucp 256)
1892 values of β will give rise to dom!
1893 warning: vector size unknown: p[i][j] means *(*(p+i)+j)
1894 There's no backspace in real life. - P.J.Weinberger
1895 When a musk ox goes faster than an amble, he has formed an intention.
1898 Verb is not a verb, unless it's verbed.
1899 Version 8 Unix style Ritchie streams.
1900 Space shuttle experience is more common than C++
1901 CA002 - [CAL] ASSEMBLY TIME: 0.000000 CPU SECONDS
1902 Within her left armpit only the fish called raawaru are there.
1903 In her right armpit, snapper only are the fish of that place.
1904 In days of yore, the crab and the crayfish lived in the forest.
1905 "C" is as portable as Stonehedge!!
1906 Any mail routed through "emacs" will probably fail without benefit of a bounce-back.
1907 Although the moon is only 1/100 the size of the earth, it is much further away.
1908 Never walk across a river that has an average depth of four feet.
1909 chdir: ?I/O error: `I/O error'
1910 ON SATURDAY SUPERMAN WILL BE UNAVAILABLE FOR A MAJOR HARDWARE RECONFIGURATION
1911 03:23:33 0.0017 USER CLOSE CALLS - 8
1912 It's clear that buzzwording is a factor.
1913 Dallas stands for culture with a 'K'.
1914 Huge directory ./src/port --call administrator
1915 CC119 - Dead code generated for vacuous expr.
1916 Resent-Comment: It's not OUR mailer. Maybe it's yours.
1917 * Method As described above, see details below.
1918 Take your hands off me.
1919 You don't have to give me all the gory details about how you got hepatitis.
1920 Who's the big cheese around here?
1921 What a surprise to find you here alone!
1922 Ouch! That feels good!
1923 How exciting to see you in traction again!
1924 Either I've been missing something, or nothing has been going on.
1925 You crossed my mind, but you didn't stay there.
1926 Should you die, I'd go mad so I could talk to you all the time.
1927 If you'll take me where I want to go, I'll take you where you think we are.
1928 If snow is wet, what is light?
1929 If your intentions are really good, I'll never understand them.
1930 Whatever happens, happens because it must.
1931 Get out, and take your mucus with you.
1932 I wanna lick the syrup off your hotcakes.
1933 I've got you under my skin; moreover, you've invaded my lymph.
1934 All I do is wait for your clumsy hands to make mincemeat of my apparel.
1935 More than just a book -- it's a major piece of torture.
1936 Great men are not always idiots.
1937 Unrequited love's a bore. -- Billie Holiday
1938 I wish people wouldn't say "Excuse me" when I WANT them to step on my feet.
1939 Life is a stage attacked by an idiot.
1940 No one wants to get into his grave still feeling frisky. -- Quentin Crisp
1941 (warning) data origin prohibits saving reloc bits
1942 ## wc is a Berkeley-ism, I think.
1944 NEW fsname = x, NEW volname = 49a126 -- DEL if wrong!!
1945 New Jersey has more people per capita than any other state.- Alan Karcher, D, NJ
1946 Significantly improved programming is only a reply card away.
1947 An AI journal without hype? That's like a hot air balloon without the hot air.
1948 UNIX is a trademark of AT&T in the U.S.A. and other countries.
1950 Anything is possible, and it usually does. - John Lions
1951 When you become a streetwalker, you don't write home very much.
1952 Few forgive without a fuss.
1953 Your contraption is better than mine.
1954 Very well, I'll slick your hair down myself.
1955 If Lucifer confesses, we'll let the rest of you go.
1956 pass 2 error:(file ) more than 100 args?
1958 There's a time and a place for spontaneity.
1959 I am a little more weird today than normal. - Andrew Hume
1960 You will be fortunate in everything you put your hands to.
1961 If nothing is pressing, putter around at this or that.
1962 Whatever arrangements you make are apt to be final.
1963 If you have a procedure with 10 parameters, you probably missed some.
1964 There's going to be no serious problem after this. - Ken Thompson
1965 If you can stick your finger in it, you can hang from it. -Andrew Hume
1966 Life's a bitch and then your feet wear down. - Dennis Ritchie
1967 Thank you for using AT&T!
1968 Small earthquake in Chile. Not many dead.
1969 Nepal premier won't resign.
1970 Surprises unlikely in Indiana.
1971 University of Rochester decides to keep name.
1972 In the long run, we are all dead. -Keynes
1973 Debate goes on over the nature of reality.
1974 Reach out and Boyer-Moore egrep someone.
1975 The solution is to increase the size of the manuals. - Mark V. Shaney
1976 `C' is for `core dumped.'
1977 redefinition: GLOBL 153352(gok(-118))[A7*16],gok(-116)/-937488177[R0*0]
1978 The electron: May it never be of use to anybody. - toast at the Cavendish Labs.
1979 Delivered-Automatically-By: the Magical Vacatioin Program
1980 Wretches, utter wretches, keep your hands from beans!
1981 Abstain wholly from laurel leaves.
1982 init: /dev/console: getty failing, sleeping
1983 25% of all books from Bell Labs are written by Narain Gehani.
1984 Try to clear up differences with associates
1985 * W * :test$cstatic$chatypedef$st$int$$cnt$$unsigned$$unsigned$$char$$fla$char$$fil$$FILEo: 1: CC019 - Old-fashioned Initialization. Use '=' Instead.
1986 The atom of hydrogen contains about a thousand electrons. - J.J. Thomson, 1903
1987 The unique power of UNIX (UPOU) is that vi includes awk.
1988 Yes, I want a drink. Alcoholic, of course; after the heavy sessions regarding quantum mechanics.
1989 * W * :../os/main.c: 64: CC042 - Instruction Will Cause Infinite Loop
1990 But issues remain in the AT&T Information Systems unit.
1991 The major problem is with sendmail. -Mark Horton
1992 Michigan House Fails to Override Veto of Medicaid Abortion Ban.
1993 The -v option increases user-friendliness.
1994 Every good joke has a short punch line.
1995 What is the origin of the Grand Canyon? A Scotsman lost a nickel.
1996 Sentence without verb.
1997 mh/toy/forbes deferred for sequence
1998 "":5:operands of ++ have incompatible types
1999 How do you explain that you changed your mind when you changed your hat? -Wm. Rogers
2000 The Devil Still Exists, Says Pope, Contradicting Polls
2001 When andrew asks you to type pwd for him, don't do it.
2003 WARNING: You may see display garbage as a result of this action.
2004 WYSIWYG processing and a "vi"-like user interface - the best of both worlds! :-)
2005 strip: arno: bad magic
2006 There appears to be a paper jam, dammit p&P6.
2007 As Maine goes, so goes Vermont. -Alf Landon
2008 If you enter a village where everyone is lame, eventually you will start to limp.
2009 That's the way I got promoted, by eating everything. -pjw
2010 charge.c: 163: CC001 - Internal Compiler Error 69 . Debug: (412127)request for s1 but pseudo already in s3
2011 In 1974 it was hard to find anyone who voted for Richard Nixon in 1972.
2013 A strange event will change your idea of a good time.
2014 I just resent the newgroup messages. -Rick Adams
2015 I'm not easily impressed on Mondays. -Bruce Ellis
2016 Mirrors should reflect a little before throwing back images. -Jean Cocteau
2017 What he's asking you to do is only mildly disgusting -- try it, you might like it.
2018 The 1980's have quite appropriately been called the age of nail extension products.
2019 Wonder woman will be down Saturday, November 15th for hardware maintenance.
2020 Arbitrary makes free.
2021 Don't puting nathing in the line. Today is washing poison machine.
2022 Pittsburgh has become a kind of knowledge aircraft carrier, its "top-guns" scattered regularly around the planet.
2023 The only works of art America has given are her plumbing and her bridges. -Duchamp
2024 Per dollar, the cray is cheaper to maintain than the comets. -pjw
2025 The entire LC comp center will be shut down from 12/12 to 12/15 for annual maintenance on our Uninterruptable Power Supply.
2026 Hit the water! Hit the water!
2027 Try psychoacoustic imagery risk free!
2028 Hit me with your mid-point, she said meanly.
2029 The secretaries don't understand me. -Rob Pike
2030 I have a brain. -Kerry Harrigan
2031 System won't be available tomorrow 12/04 from 18:00 to 20:00 to install new cross compiler.
2032 Some logins deserve a message. Some don't. Yours does. Here's mine.
2033 God has spoken to me through chocolate fudge cake.
2034 Some day, when the universe has its heat death, they will look back and say `There are 12 Cray-2s'. -pjw
2035 When the music stops, the house of cards collapses and the emperor is found to be wearing no clothes.
2036 pwedit: error in input file in item 2305843009213693953 at field 1
2037 Decreased cabin volume was insufficient to support human life.
2038 When ideas fail, words come in very handy. -Goethe
2039 elongated pentagonal gyrocupolarotunda (J41): 21/36 ambiguous hinges
2040 Total performance commercial carpet in convenient 18" squares
2041 A procedure can never use its own name in any way except to refer to itself.
2042 I'm a GEI kind of guy. - J Bentley
2043 eqn: illegal size of ignored near line 386, file part.5
2044 Music is the can opener of the soul. -Henry Miller
2045 Robert Elz is the Mark Horton of the south. - P. Dick-Lauder
2046 2 -rw-r--r-- 1 mp 1239 Jan 17 09:40 hite upper middle class IS AN INVALID DESTINATION.
2047 Rest frequently while shoveling snow.
2048 Never put snow on a frostbitten part.
2049 Eat more fish and less red meat.
2050 Drive away from a tornado at a right angle.
2051 Start off the day with a nourishing meal.
2052 Keep stairways clear of clutter.
2053 Discard medicine more than two years old.
2054 Stopping smoking slows emphysema's progress.
2055 Reduce speed in wet or foggy weather.
2056 Lengthen interval when the road is wet.
2057 Before physical activity warm up gradually.
2058 Don't eat a large meal before driving.
2059 Get help when lifting heavy objects.
2060 Don't use gasoline for cleaning.
2061 Put a smoke detector in your vacation cottage.
2062 Always read the labels on pesticides.
2063 To avoid falls watch where you step.
2064 To overcome stress do things that relax you.
2065 Popcorn is a good fiber food.
2066 Gray-tinted sunglasses reduce glare the most.
2067 Cut down on fatty, high-calorie foods.
2068 Use a salt substitute if blood pressure's high.
2069 Replace worn electrical cord without delay.
2070 Good passing rule: when in doubt, don't.
2071 Bicycle with the traffic flow.
2072 For relief submerge a bum in cold water.
2073 Always check fire exits in hotels and motels.
2074 Draw up a family fire-escape plan.
2075 Go with your kids when you go trick or treating.
2076 Take your car in for a tune-up.
2077 Carry a medical information card.
2078 Keep flammables away from space heaters.
2079 Buckle up even on short auto trips.
2080 Drive with the traffic not against the clock.
2081 Send your party guests home sober.
2082 Let me put it to you this way: computers are my business. - A.G. Hume
2083 Business is where the money is. - John Scully (CEO of Apple)
2084 Anything with the word 'generation' in it has to be wrong. - T.A. Cargill
2085 Today's technological mastery is tomorrow's obsolescence.
2086 23582.0u 2166.7s 21404r mk
2087 A mathematician is a machine for turning coffee into theorems. -Paul Erdös
2089 sh: /dev/null restricted
2090 Do not smoke near an open drawer. - Bell Labs safety manual.
2091 Like Nero, the government fiddled while Rome burned--only it wasn't Rome. -- Jim Olson
2092 FYI: POWER DIP OCCURED YESTERDAY AT 21:55...IS YOUR 3B2 OK???
2093 Don't ignore where the writer is in the draft.
2094 Hunting & Fishing licenses are free to the blind, handicapped or mentally retarded.
2095 mail: new message arrived
2097 Reverting to old tty driver...
2098 Thank you for using AT&T.
2099 The preferred steel for rodent protection is Type 304 stainless with a thickness of 3 mils.
2100 I'm TRYING to be a back end! - A Hume
2101 Stay clear of falling objects.
2102 5/26: /unix2 out of pace please clean up!!!!!
2103 Redundant hardware is not cost-effective when compared to administration-mediation solutions.
2104 Warning: .lastlogin was altered since last login
2105 If it's Weinberger, I'm going with Ditzel. - rob
2106 If you have any questions, call Ralph Knag at MH x5291
2107 Possession is nine-tenths of the privileged computer access code of ethics.
2108 Ignorance of the privileged computer access code of ethics is no excuse.
2109 It's not easy being Joan. -- rob
2110 Omit needless words that cause verbosity.
2111 rx: call to gauss failed: who_cares
2112 chown to owner: Not owner
2113 There are only 26 calls and most of them are trivial.
2114 In this country, everything loose rolls to the west coast. -T. Vanderslice, Apollo
2115 We have people doing a lot of fun stuff. That doesn't mean you don't wear suits. -R. Pampel, Apollo
2117 I don't have any courses for which I haven't written books. -Andy Tanenbaum
2119 (a0719) u wPM-US-Add a0712-a07rethan80mph.Thearrestingpatrolmanaskedhimifwantedtochecktheinstrumentusedtorecordhishighspeed. 07-21 0794
2120 550 ians... User unknown: Not a typewriter
2121 DELTA backup is running, system response will be slightly degraded.
2122 tar: slg/duckstuff/desktop/UNIXpractice.drw/shortcuts.fdr/spaces?slashes.fdr/.@questions and comments.doc: file name too long
2123 The world should be full of Brian Kernighans and technical people. -J Macor
2124 If you keep an open mind, people will put a lot of garbage in it.
2125 A monoid is an associative monad; its underlying magma is a semigroup.
2126 162 is unimplemented
2127 Norm does not protect against overflow. - cos(9.3)
2129 In our system, /usr/include/sys is a hazard. -mvs
2130 Awk is certainly not perfect. - The Awk Book
2131 Areas of communication may be very busy at present.
2132 Gratuitously incomplete sentence.
2133 xyv: protocol fault for some string
2134 You are the sponsor for the account andrew (Andrew Hume).
2135 I am not worried about the real world. -Pamela Zave
2136 To 8 AM EDT /79: high 63 low 5, prob. precip. to 8 PM 0% to 8 AM 2147477332%
2137 Digital plans to offer a better solution, not a better product. - R. Glorioso, DEC
2138 I've got it! It's a triple helix! L. Pauling 1954.
2139 Incest more common than thought in United States
2140 RFC 822 delenda est.
2141 I'm not writing any more tapes, ever. -A. Hume.
2142 Subject: Please ignore extra headers
2143 I wouldn't take any advice, if I were you.
2144 The blue drinks are $5.75, the pink $8.00.
2145 You are unlucky enough to bump into all my rough edges. -A. Hume
2146 When you're getting fired at from both sides, you're in the middle of something.
2147 A vertical conference is a center-wide conference. - Steve Bellovin
2148 It is Unix. It is possible to overcome any number of these bogus features. -pjw
2149 "term/select.c", line 116: compiler error: bad bigsize: 010
2150 Sorry, I don't know how to deal with your 'dumb' terminal.
2151 I am become death, the shatterer of worlds. -Baghavad Gita (quoted by Oppenheimer)
2152 The product classroom is marked pass-fail.
2153 An X server itself is not a big piece of software, only a few 100K.
2154 So, the next time something doesn't work, just push 'til it clicks. -Ag Primatic
2155 I have a different view of the world. -Andrew Hume. Show&Tell '87
2156 For 40 days and 40 nights, you [Arthur Fadden] held the destiny of Australia in the hollow of your head. -Arthur Calwell
2157 The best weapon against breast cancer is early detention.
2158 Licorice is the liver of candy. -Michael O'Donoghue
2159 Al Schumann, that devil-may-care Intern from FSD is leaving Tom Houghton's Security Group.
2160 Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat is good for dandruff. -Eisenhower
2161 Is there no room for competition in the standards industry? -R. Hardin
2162 Now is not the time to be falling out of windows. -R Mclellan
2163 A universal thought dispenses with communication.
2164 ISDN is real and implementable.
2165 When a man celebrates his God, he changes his sex.
2166 The rays of the Sun are penholders which night gorges with ink. -- Reb Adal
2167 Warning: system out of share structures, using "root".
2168 Wed Dec 30 21:27:30 1987 EDT
2169 5. Il riversamento = dump in inglese.
2170 E tutta colpa di Ken!
2171 Ken is an allem schuld!
2172 C'est la faute de Ken!
2173 Het is de schuld van Ken.
2174 I've got lots of bad examples. -td
2175 (void)vacuous(node);
2176 I'd rather have :rofix than const. -DM Ritchie
2177 To dissimulate is to feign not to have what one has. - J Baudrillard
2178 unlinking v/v1971/272; already have /n/bowell/usr/games
2180 Life is what the least of us make most of us feel the least of us make the most of. -Quine
2181 Received: from Messages.6.0.CUILIB.3.41.SNAP.NOT.LINKED.holmes.andrew.cmu.edu.rt.r3 via MS.4.0.holmes.andrew.cmu.edu.rt_r3
2182 The better your 4-wheel drive, the further out you get stuck.
2183 With Basic you just use a GOTO, with Pascal you have to indent 99% of the program halfway across the page! -Ted M. Young (A Basic programmer for 12 years)
2184 You know your apartment's small if you can't tell its position and speed simultaneously.
2185 ... Forking an allegro process requires only seconds... -V. Kelly
2186 Rainbows are just to look at, not to really understand.
2187 Some day we may discover how to make magnets that can point in any direction.
2188 One hundred humidities equal one rain.
2189 Genetics explain why you look like your father and if you don't why you should.
2190 Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them to let them know we know they're there.
2191 Thunder is a rich source of loudness.
2192 But an autopsy on the woman's headless body failed to reveal why she died.
2193 For ease of arithmetic we call 256 the largest index even though it is really 255, except at 255 itself. -- from a manual
2194 Only the future is certain; the past is always changing. -Polish proverb
2195 A victory is the greatest tragedy in the world, except a defeat. -Wellington
2196 A victory is the greatest tragedy in the world, except SunWindows. -Wellington
2197 If you don't have a sense of humor, it's just not funny. -Wavy Gravy
2198 Noalias must go. This is non-negotiable. -Dennis Ritchie
2199 We are currently experiencing all printing problems
2200 Due to illness, the /tbl design review is postponed until further notice.
2201 Due to technical problems, the BEST movie will be shown tommorrow.
2202 We say space is 3 dimensional because prison walls are 2 dimensional. -Hermann Weyl
2203 Two wrongs don't make a right; three lefts do.
2204 I've got plenty of inputs and outputs. I don't need the video. -Andrew Hume
2205 Cannot open phone book for <attrd>. Try a different company.
2206 con: connecting to coma
2207 We may be bureaucrats but we are not venal. -IRS Chief Counsel William Nelson
2208 Children can be substituted for adults in any case; however adults cannot be substituted for children. -Amtrak
2209 Education is basically useless, except for those rare cases when it's not really necessary. -Feynman
2210 Your 1 requests have been sent
2211 The book every man has inside him should usually stay there. - AJP Taylor
2212 X windows uses its hindbrain instead of its forebrain. -N Wilson
2213 Cryptogamous concretion never grows on mineral fragments that decline repose.
2214 The best place to find new dinosaurs is to look in basements. -Robert T. Bakker
2215 DUE TO DAMAGES, ALL SHREDDERS ARE OUT OF SERVICE.
2216 ?12 Machine check during machine check.
2217 Things greater than the same thing are greater than each other. -L. Carroll (Sylvie and Bruno)
2218 UX:cat: ERROR: usage: cat [-u][-s][-v[-t][-e]] file ...; TO FIX: refer to manual UX:cat:138
2219 There are no known bugs on the old versions of grep, fgrep, or sed that will cause any instability in the operating systems.
2220 How do they know that flies carry diseases unknown to man? -BW Kernighan
2221 A fully declared Common Lisp program is as robust as assembly language.
2222 It's not who you know, but who you get drunk with, that counts. -P Dick-Lauder
2223 The knee is the Achilles heel of the leg.
2224 buf[hdr[0]] = 0; /* unbelievably lazy ken (twit) */ - Andrew Hume
2225 Only one man ever understood me. And he didn't understand me. -Hegel (on his deathbed)
2226 X is a temporary standard, like FORTRAN. - Andries van Dam
2227 Just think--IBM and DEC in the same room--and we did it. Makes you feel warm inside. -K Thompson
2228 Nuclear war doesn't prove who's right, just who's left.
2229 The downside of having an architecture is wart-for-wart compatibility. -Bob Willard, DEC
2230 When the dinosaurs are mating, climb a tree. -SC Johnson
2231 They made me a department head for little junky programs like this. -PJ Weinberger
2232 The longest POSIX error name is ENAMETOOLONG
2233 Hi! This is your favorite irritation -- Andrew!
2234 Optimal clutch power comes after eight to ten couplings. -LEGO manual
2235 rhknag 118 248 1 0 107 72761 dk04 R 903:10 tabs
2236 b f BC-DadaStream% 0Advisory 08-!9 0050^ thelist mofing soon. ^The AP A@-NB- 8-19-(' 1353EDT<
2237 sed: Too much text: s/blow your own horn/BLOW YOUR OWN HORN/
2238 There is just a little bit of Star Trek in all of the love you feel for another human being. -Mark V. Shaney
2239 The two problems in supercomputer design are the thickness of the mat and getting rid of the heat. -S. Cray
2240 Don't store your records anywhere you wouldn't store your valium!
2241 "trans.c":31932:compiler error: out of temporary string space
2242 It doesn't matter if you don't know how your program works, so long as it's parallel -R. O'Keefe
2243 DAMNIT, I AM NOT TOUCHY!!!! (and you can stick that in your fortunes file) -G. Holzmann
2244 find: missing conjunction
2245 reading worm0 directory (a couple of minutes)
2246 Warning: .lastlogin did not exist, creating it
2247 Fungus doesn't take a vacation. -Rob Pike
2248 Murder should be put back in the home--where it belongs. -Alfred Hitchcock
2249 Never wear your best pants when you go to fight for freedom.
2250 On average, pantyhose wearers buy three pairs per month.
2251 Hello new user, welcome to the Sun computing environment
2252 If you have any questions about your Sun workstation, please call CORNET 624-2772
2253 "Coma" is not the sort of name I'd use if I were striving to present a professional image. -M Horton
2254 Facts are stupid things. -R.W. Reagan
2255 sendmail[94] AA00493: SYSERR: net hang reading from coma: Connection timed out during greeting wait with coma
2256 In the last 100 years man's capability started to grow exponentially, to literally explode. -E. E. Sumner
2257 inews: Article rejected: mvs included more text than new text
2258 For gift delivery anywhere call 1-800-CHEER-UP (except where prohibited by law).
2259 sh: /usr/lib/sendmail: too big
2260 How much net work could a network work, if a network could net work?
2262 ?warning: write might change good version of `/dev/null'
2263 550 backbone... User unknown: Inappropriate ioctl for device
2264 A lot about zarf is buggered. -AR Koenig
2265 /dev/rra13: !!counts may be wrong, RERUN chuck!
2266 There is no such thing as a Berkeley UNIX system. -J Herndon
2267 If your mailer pays attention to pathalias output, it obviously isn't dumb. - comp.mail.uucp
2268 Performance doesn't matter if your product is sufficiently feature-rich. --SF system engineer
2269 considering 3 files, 0 already backed up
2270 file transfer: unexpected return 'O' (0117) from backup logger
2271 remember, things can still go awry until your files appear in backup grep
2272 10/03:System crashed 11am,Motor Generator Failure.System back at 11:30am.
2273 perform: Stale NFS file handle
2274 (Note: an infected 8800 is an awesome engine of contagion.)
2275 I believe that robots are stealing my luggage. -- Steve Martin.
2276 $ Editor (vi or emacs)?
2277 The reason you subscribe to a mailing list is you don't get all the crap you get on netnews. -DM Ritchie
2278 The Nobel Peace Prize is something worth fighting for.
2279 A fault is generally handled with a fault-handling procedure (called a fault handler) -intel 80960 ref man
2280 gets. A clock-tick of convenience. A process-lifetime of regret. -John Woods
2281 PLEASE LOG IN TO 3B20'S AT 4800 BAUD.
2282 Even consistent crap is better than random crap. - Brian Redman
2283 panic: pagefault as_hole
2284 looking on optical disk (this may take a few minutes)
2285 Ksh was broken on alice for a while. It hasn't dumped core lately - is it now safe to use?
2286 The difference between a computer scientist and a hacker is that the computer scientist knows what an exponential is. -MD McIlroy
2287 new worm (and worm-related backup stuff) soaking on wild.
2288 MS/DOS is not dead, it just smells that way
2289 For detailed information on the "info" command, type "man info".
2290 We are tied down to a language that makes up in obscurity what it lacks in style. - Stoppard
2291 Those who don't remember history are doomed to forget it
2293 Vegetarianism is harmless enough, though it is apt to fill a man with wind and self-righteousness. -Sir Robert Hutchinson
2294 SQUASH, do not crush (seen on a vegetable crate)
2295 A factor of 3000 is actually significant - Andrew Hume
2296 The difference between languages is what makes a language different.
2297 seqno is 21, should be 21
2298 Trucks must enter weigh station when flashing.
2299 It's anl bart's fault!
2300 *** ERROR, The clock must be ON to execute HALT command
2301 rm: /n/coma/usr/norman/goo: File exists
2302 ENV='${START[(_$-=1)+(_=0)-(_$-!=_${-%%*i*})]}'
2303 Pure English is de rigeur.
2304 Think globally ... Post locally att!hoqax!lmg
2305 "Looks uncomputable to me" said Tom, haltingly.
2306 Basically, we feel the UNIX industry has ignored the system management usability problem.
2307 If you get to meet sufficently important people, it's ok to debase yourself. -pjw
2308 --rw-rw-r-- f 0 bwk bwk 58372782 Jan 24 12:21 .profile
2309 Take 2*3*5*7*11*13. It's divisible by 59. -Matt Crawford
2311 Make checks payable to Free Software Foundation.
2312 WARNING: Your password will expire in 13 days
2313 These Robs,..and Conserves, are not to be given to costive Bodies. -- OED
2314 Copyright (c) 1984 AT&T. All Rights Reserved
2315 Both PH and FFF leave Ackermann's function coughing in the exhaust.
2316 You can get a lot of riding mowers for a college education. -Bill Cheswick
2317 Most programmers have no idea what they're getting into when they're programming in a windowing environment. -Mark Hanner
2318 I have just spent two afternoons in Summit, and I am not happy. -pjw
2319 Say what you will about the savings and loan crisis, it has done wonders for the ampersand.
2320 SLOT 7 IS NOT EMPTY, THEREFORE THIS TEST DOES NOTHING
2321 The system is ready.
2322 /dev/dsk/0s4 FILE SYSTEM STATE SET TO OKAY
2323 mount: warning: <> mounted as </usr2>
2324 8:09pm up 6988 days, 2 mins, 4 users, load average: 0.00, -91189828086942664000000000000000000.00, -69406721174048.01
2325 Enough of this regulatory `onion' with all its layers of laws and rules; we want a NEW onion. -Robert Allen
2326 The water-carrier drinks no slime.
2327 At home even wood tastes good.
2328 When the cat dies, the mice rejoice.
2329 Drink beer, think beer.
2330 Brotherly love for brotherly love, but cheese for money.
2331 A mean guy shouldn't have any wine.
2332 Humans are not pigs; they'll eat anything.
2333 A watermelon will not ripen in your armpit.
2334 Every day is not Friday; there is also Tuesday.
2335 In the forest a skillet sounds like music.
2336 Young pigs grunt as old pigs grunted before them.
2337 When your dog says he will catch an elephant for your dinner, he is deceiving you.
2338 Do not blow into a bear's ear.
2339 The best of the 36 plans is to run away.
2340 Do not tell proverbs in winter; if you do, the toads will visit you.
2341 Subject: Overly Verbose (was Re: Korn shell source)
2342 Without the computer interest, I think railway crime is not that interesting. -J Reeds
2343 Lady Bloomfield's `supernatural' stories are not of a kind to challenge the scrutiny of a minimifidian in pneumatology. -Spectator, 1882
2344 Cekoslovakyalilastirabilemediklerimizdenmiymissiniz?
2345 Contrary to English and other similar languages, Turkish can be hyphenated with a simple 4 state finite-state machine.
2346 All the world is an Interdata. -DM Ritchie
2347 Your wife is right, you're a jerk.
2348 tail -1 $0|tee -a `grep -l ^#!/bin/sh \`{ls;grep -l vIrUs *}|sort|uniq -u'\``>/dev/null 2>&1
2349 ODIN will be down Sunday 4/2 from 8am - 9am for EASTERN DAYLIGHT TIME CHANGE.
2350 If you post, don't frame, and if you roff, don't post.
2351 The fifty dwarves were reduced to eight before anyone suspected Hungry.
2352 nj/mercury/sleepy remote system doesn't respond
2353 Why purchase an immature, possibly buggy product from AT&T when I can get the real thing from Berkeley?
2354 Why is it that every time I see your name on the net, your domain name gets longer?
2355 Aibohphobia (n.) abnormal fear of palindromes.
2356 "System V" is a marketing campaign, not an implementation.
2357 nop...session...attach...clone...walk...open...
2358 The ectopic pregnancies curve is the log of the amount of memory in workstations. -dmr
2359 usage: ls -RadCLHxmnlogrtucpFbqisf [files]
2360 Ignore my last message. -ark
2362 Ubi legis, ibi fugis. -Don Ingraham, Alameda County Asst. DA
2363 ?warning: write might change good version of `foo'
2364 Elvis is alive and designed the Z80000
2365 # * NOTE: Comments in this file WILL DEGRADE PERFORMANCE. *
2366 The X server has to be the biggest program I've ever seen that doesn't do anything for you. -K Thompson
2367 Plan your life at new year's; your day at dawn.
2368 Open your umbrella before you get wet.
2369 You can't sip soup with a knife.
2370 Spare me your sorrow's tears.
2371 A woman's mind: like spring weather.
2372 Bean-paste that smells like bean-paste is no good.
2373 Maidens and fish don't keep.
2374 He is as good as he is wicked.
2375 Evil comes full circle home to us.
2376 The neighbor's blossoms: pinker.
2377 No one sits still when the next house burns.
2378 The first star is nameless.
2379 Kindness: not for others but for ourselves.
2380 Once uttered words run faster than horses.
2381 The go-player doesn't get to his mother's death-bed on time.
2382 He is building a bridge over the ocean.
2383 He is one inch good, one foot evil.
2384 A single post can't hold up a sagging house.
2385 The child never changes: sometimes for a hundred years.
2386 If you make yourself a dog, make yourself a rich man's dog.
2387 Lucky: like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth.
2388 You can't quarrel without another quarreler.
2389 In wealth, many friends: in poverty, not even relatives.
2390 Don't go down in another's fall.
2391 The half-drunk man exposes his whole nature.
2392 He bends his seven-hinged knee in eight places.
2393 First we drink the wine. Then the wine drinks the wine. Then the wine drinks us.
2394 The stone Buddha will sometimes speak.
2395 Dog: throwing dirt with your hind legs.
2396 Heaven cannot use two suns or a house two masters.
2397 principle comes before parents.
2398 Sickness comes in at the mouth: and evil goes out there.
2399 Even the prettiest shoe makes a sorry hat.
2400 Big trees provoke the pride of winds.
2401 One madman makes a hundred sane men flee.
2402 It's only one hair pulled from nine cows.
2403 You can't straighten a snake passing it through a bamboo tube.
2404 When his mouth stops shouting his hand starts striking.
2405 How can you beat a dog that licks your hand?
2406 He is dressed in rags but his heart is real brocade.
2407 Invalids live the longest.
2408 The beggar's work: pure profit.
2409 To give ground is sometimes the best victory.
2410 The defeated ones become the rebels.
2411 Don't take a gilded sword to cut a radish.
2412 Cool as the toad who snapped a mosquito.
2413 You can see another's arse but not your own.
2414 Others are others; I am I.
2415 No medicine cures stupidity.
2416 Even a cup of tea helps hunger for a bit.
2417 Don't try to wash out blood with blood.
2418 No lord can rule without sometimes playing deaf and blind.
2419 Don't judge the tree 'til you see the fruit.
2420 You overhear so much, corns will grow on your ears.
2421 You can know ten things by learning one.
2422 No word can cut kindness.
2423 He doesn't even know the potatoes have been boiled.
2424 It takes ordinary men to set off great ones.
2425 Don't ask a blind man to show the way.
2426 We are like blind men peeping through a fence.
2427 The foot-clog and the Buddha: both made of wood.
2428 The clearest mirror cannot show the back.
2429 Don't get shipwrecked as you enter port.
2430 Don't watch a bonfire in a straw coat.
2431 The naked man never mislays his wallet.
2432 Wisdom is one treasure no robber can touch.
2433 Better cover the fish than chase the cat.
2434 Even the welcome guest is a nuisance after three days.
2435 Let wisdom and virtue be the two wheels of your cart.
2436 He judges by what he hears, not by what he sees.
2437 Don't set a cat to guard the milk.
2438 Two wet love-birds under one umbrella.
2439 Painters and lawyers can soon change white to black.
2440 Don't seek afar to find a wife.
2441 Great difference betwixt men and women: but they get mighty close.
2442 A crying child and a lord's agent get their way.
2443 Love blinds us to our sweetheart's faults.
2444 He and she are so close not even water would seep between them.
2445 Your karma and your shadow are always there.
2446 Better the wife of a divorced man than the wife of a widower.
2447 The fool's wisdom comes after he is hurt.
2448 Willow branches never snap under the weight of snow.
2449 Great villainy is often called loyalty.
2450 mewing cats catch no rats.
2451 Drums speak according as you strike.
2452 Don't fear a great enemy or despise a small.
2453 Spilled water never returns to the cup.
2454 A quick promiser, a quick forgetter.
2455 You can't see the whole sky through a bamboo tube.
2456 A bridegroom from the castle, a bride from the cottage make a good match.
2457 Don't laugh so hard -- you'll dislocate your jaw.
2458 Even the rooftop crow is touched by love.
2459 Who does not think far ahead will have troubles near at hand.
2460 Near neighbors: better than distant cousins.
2461 Only a monkey tries to catch the full moon in the pond.
2462 The couple's quarrel and the west wind die down at dark.
2463 No branch is better than its trunk.
2464 Water far off puts out no fire at home.
2465 Sparrows know not the dreams of swans.
2466 He is spoiled: he peels his dumplings.
2467 To live long, keep a cool head, warm feet.
2468 Precautions must be taken first.
2469 Don't be so greedy you break your nails.
2470 Avarice big enough is called ambition.
2471 The fortune-teller never knows his own.
2472 There are old men of three; children of a hundred.
2473 A bad wife is poor harvest after sixty years of husbandry.
2474 Don't lug dirt to a hilltop.
2475 To Buddha, the shogun's ten thousand candles are no brighter than the peasant's one.
2476 We do well what we like well.
2477 The poor pilgrim laughs at highwaymen.
2478 When the oil is gone the lamp goes out.
2479 Even a thief takes ten years to learn his trade.
2480 Below the hull is hell.
2481 A thousand days in the afterworld: better one day in this.
2482 It is a jeweled cup without a bottom.
2483 Lovers' quarrels re-dye love's colors.
2484 Late drinking and late rising: short cuts to poverty.
2485 Old men for wisdom; young men for war.
2486 Happier the eve than the holiday itself.
2487 Don't paint on water or carve on ice.
2488 Rich man's appetite: never satisfied.
2489 A slip of the tongue cuts deeper than the sword.
2490 Go away and you are soon forgotten.
2491 Ill-won money never sticks.
2492 Unpolished gems don't glitter.
2493 Don't kill the gnat and let the hornet go.
2494 children are the poor man's wealth.
2495 The loud voice often wins the quarrel.
2496 Don't call in the doctor after the funeral.
2497 It is simpler to die than to live.
2498 Useless as a borrowed cat.
2499 An elegant woman: eyes and nose on an egg.
2500 The nail that raises its head is hammered down.
2501 Grandmother's pets make poor providers.
2502 Beauty is silent yet it speaks to us.
2503 Being born: the beginning of the end.
2504 Hidden and silent worms riddle the wood.
2505 The world is dark even half an inch ahead.
2506 It rained so hard the axle washed away.
2507 Love kept covered bursts out somehow.
2508 Many pleading voices can melt metal.
2509 The beautiful woman can destroy surely as the axe.
2510 Pinch yourself to know how it feels to others.
2511 You can change your clothes, not your character.
2512 An earthen Buddha had better not play with water.
2513 Who can tell the he-crow from his mate?
2514 The pheasant would not be caught if it didn't cry out.
2515 He who mixes dye takes on its color.
2516 Don't pay for the fur while the weasel's still holed up.
2517 No one can keep one eye in back of his head.
2518 Youth can grow old and not grow wise.
2519 Don't go to the fishpond without a net.
2520 Beautiful women come to learn most grief.
2521 He is poor who does not own content.
2522 If you love your son make him leave home.
2523 Victims of the same disease have much to talk about.
2524 Drink poison: you might as well chew up the glass too.
2525 The mended lid belongs on the cracked pot.
2526 He is wise who knows what is enough.
2527 With money even a fool's orders are obeyed.
2528 Even Buddha: he gives blessings as we give him coins.
2529 No man in the saddle and no horse under it either.
2530 Set aside next day's lunch while you're at supper.
2531 In time even youth grows old.
2532 Blue comes from Indigo, but is bluer than Indigo.
2533 Thousands of soldiers, yes: but try to find one general.
2534 Homemade bean-paste is hot.
2535 Big fish better not swim in shallow bays.
2536 Rich men don't die in the gutter.
2537 A one-inch worm: perhaps a half-inch soul.
2538 He knows many things but not much of any.
2539 His hand was bitten by his own dog.
2540 Snow on my own umbrella can be borne.
2541 Who comes earliest leads the way.
2542 Look up: no shame before heaven. Look down: no shame before earth.
2543 His best helper is himself.
2544 Don't plug your ears when you go to steal a bell.
2545 Heaven has no mouth: it must speak through men.
2546 The weakling shouldn't flaunt his jewels.
2547 Smaller the man, bigger the anger.
2548 Poverty is worse than the four hundred diseases.
2549 The thousand-mile journey starts with one step.
2550 The crow that apes the cormorant gets drowned.
2551 Steal money you're a thief: steal a country you're a king.
2552 To kill a general first shoot his horse.
2553 With two of the same trade, war is made.
2554 Even the ant's hope may reach heaven.
2555 Some pots have lids that fit; some do not.
2556 The stubborn man insists on walking right under the whip.
2557 Yesterday's blossoms: only a memory today.
2558 The lord is the sea: the subject a fish therein.
2559 Harder to feed the people than hold back the flood.
2560 The purchase often proves cheaper than the gift.
2561 To hear about it sounds like silver coins; to see it: coppers.
2562 Keep fences even between friends.
2563 A diligent ant undermines the moat.
2564 You can catch a tarpon with a shrimp.
2565 What is left unsaid is rich as flowers.
2566 Our minds are as various as our faces.
2567 Tough: as though he were given birth by the crotch of a tree.
2568 Over-loving turns to over-hating.
2569 Strange dogs don't enter if the gate is really shut.
2570 It's not the drugs that kill; it's the doctors.
2571 You can work in dirt and lead a clean life.
2572 The empty life is filled with tears.
2573 You can't polish a tile into precious stone.
2574 What we think we have but have not: money.
2575 Your tongue's sword can cut short your life.
2576 Careful how you handle scissors and fools.
2577 Don't fasten the handle to the pail-bottom.
2578 If you are in a hurry go round-about.
2579 A penny in hand worth a pound in hope.
2580 He who knows talks not. He who talks knows not.
2581 To understand a parent's love: have a child.
2582 Some pray to the gods only when in trouble.
2583 The whore's sincerity: a four-cornered egg.
2584 Who lives by the river often dies by the river.
2585 Though the lord may unbend, the subject should not.
2586 The tallest trees: oft leveled by the storm.
2587 Adversity is the source of strength.
2588 Don't carry carts to the sea or boats to the hills.
2589 Lazy people have no spare time.
2590 If you carry treasure don't travel at night.
2591 Better be ignorant than mistaught.
2592 Coffin-makers love the plague.
2593 Don't put a cleaver in the clutch of a maniac.
2594 Women and small men are hard to handle.
2595 Not the lover but his language wins the lady.
2596 Better shave your mind than your skull.
2597 If you are asleep you can't eat dumplings.
2598 Wise men do not blame others; but themselves.
2599 The addition is correct, but where is the money?
2600 Summer insects seek the flame.
2601 He's a great eater: but that's his only skill.
2602 Of the thirty-six ways to fight the best is to flee.
2603 Eating sweets gives you no strength.
2604 You can't judge widows or horses without handling them.
2605 A pretty girl and a bag of coins take watching.
2606 If you believe everything you read better not read.
2607 He is too tough to be either boiled or broiled.
2608 The biggest fish always breaks the line.
2609 If you eat only three-quarters full you won't need a doctor.
2610 Better plant the paddy than write poems.
2611 In a quarrel both sides should be punished.
2612 Impotent as a dry sardine gnashing its teeth.
2613 The dead tiger leaves his pelt: man his reputation.
2614 She looks so gentle she wouldn't kill a gnat.
2615 In the mountains we forget to count the days.
2616 Wine tells the truth.
2617 Don't use the ox-cleaver to kill a hen.
2618 If you fall in the street look out for dung.
2619 Don't make a pin into a pickaxe.
2620 Wherever we go we can find green hills.
2621 He's a pumpkin plus eyes and nose.
2622 Don't attack a tiger with a company of sheep.
2623 You start digging the well when you are thirsty.
2624 Have three daughters: one way to stay poor.
2625 Old men are children twice.
2626 The defeated general should not talk of war.
2627 Don't carry water in a wicker basket.
2628 The kind man loves mountains. The clever man loves rivers.
2629 Wine is the king of medicines.
2630 Two hearts: and only one body.
2631 We are no more than candles burning in the wind.
2632 The priest is someone inside the robe.
2633 Better a live beggar than a dead millionaire.
2634 Run after two hares and catch none.
2635 You don't have to teach the sea-serpent to swim.
2636 When the belly is full the eyelids close.
2637 You can't dig clams in a garden.
2638 When you grow old obey your children.
2639 Better the beak of the hen than the tail of the horse.
2640 Human life: impermanent as the morning dew.
2641 A big rock has to be chipped away.
2642 In choosing a wife look first at her mother.
2643 Bread is better than blossoms.
2644 When you say chisel you also mean mallet.
2645 One dog barks at nothing: all the dogs bark with him.
2646 Borrow from him, he has an angel's face: repay him, a devil's.
2647 This fellow is singing on his way to the gallows.
2648 The old forget; the young don't know.
2649 The go-between wears out a thousand sandals.
2650 Wine is lunatic water.
2651 An expert calligrapher knows his best brush.
2652 You can't snatch the cub unless you go into the tiger's den.
2653 It's a bad household where the hen announces dawn.
2654 Old people tell old tales.
2655 Neither burn incense nor break wind.
2656 Good medicine has often a bitter smack.
2657 Repentance never comes first.
2658 He is a stork among us chickens.
2659 When the dragon fights the tiger both get hurt.
2660 Who sits in the shade won't take an axe to the tree.
2661 Money even buys men out of hell.
2662 Dyers always wear plain white clothes.
2663 Money is fruit of the perseverance tree.
2664 Don't carry a lantern in moonlight.
2665 Sweet words: diseases. Hard words: medicines.
2666 May you live to be a hundred: may I live to be ninety-nine.
2667 Frogs in a well shouldn't speak of the sea.
2668 Don't lend your axe to get your own trees felled.
2669 First among blossoms the cherry: among men the warrior.
2670 Lepers envy syphilitics.
2671 Victorious a king defeated a traitor.
2672 Fallen flowers can't climb back.
2673 Better the arrow pierce your breast than your back.
2674 Lean on a post not on people.
2675 As natural as water on the frog's face.
2676 To teach is also to learn.
2677 There is no poverty among beggars.
2678 You don't have to die: heaven and hell are in this world too.
2679 A good wife: the family treasure.
2680 Three women: a noisy crowd.
2681 Thieves in every city; rats in every house.
2682 You can't wrap up the wind or tie down the shadow.
2683 Ice never gets on well with burning charcoal.
2684 Don't wrestle with a curtain.
2685 Look at the devil praying at the shrine.
2686 If a fancy lasts three years: call it love.
2687 Honey in his mouth; hate in his heart.
2688 The richer the country the softer its army.
2689 Every extra thing you own is extra trouble.
2690 We can stand severest pain three years when someone else is suffering.
2691 A good horse needs only the shadow of the whip.
2692 No one ever stumbled lying snug in bed.
2693 A barking dog is no hunter.
2694 A peasant girl can some day ride a golden palanquin.
2695 You cannot live in the same world with your father's murderer.
2696 Saying `no,' the maiden shakes her head up and down.
2697 An old wife and an old pot are the best around the house.
2698 The flame brightens when about to fail.
2699 A fool at forty; a fool forever.
2700 Too long for a belt; too short for a sash.
2701 No man lasts more than a lifetime: his fame may last forever.
2702 Pick your wife in the kitchen.
2703 You might as well go fishing in the trees.
2704 The bee thinks to sting the ox's horn.
2705 Quick as a centipede with straw sandals on each foot.
2706 We can see seven faults in another: not one of our own ten.
2707 Eggplants don't grow on melon vines.
2708 Even a starving hawk won't lower himself to eat corn.
2709 Get out of the forest while you still have daylight.
2710 Old friends and new clothes: better than new friends, old clothes.
2711 If he works for you, you work for him.
2712 A crooked branch casts a crooked shadow.
2713 One falling leaf foretells death of a whole year.
2714 Gold is brighter even than Buddha's heaven.
2715 Flowers seem to bloom better for widows.
2716 Even when he falls he doesn't get up empty-handed.
2717 Don't scratch your shoe when your foot itches.
2718 Don't test every stone bridge with your stick.
2719 The life of luxury is a short one.
2720 Don't settle the quarrel listening to one side only.
2721 Keep your mouth shut, your eyes open.
2722 He fell seven times and got up eight.
2723 The opposite side has its opposite side.
2724 Old horses don't forget the road.
2725 Look at a woman at night, from afar, or under an umbrella.
2726 Sooner or later you act out what you really think.
2727 Don't try to graft the bamboo onto the pine.
2728 No illusion; no enlightenment.
2729 Don't waste your prayers in the horse's ear.
2730 Even with devils we prefer the ones we're used to.
2731 Foster parents: more generous even than your own.
2732 You can't ladle out the sea with a shell.
2733 Always condemn the crime, not always the criminal.
2734 Some ride in palanquins, some bear palanquins: some weave sandals for palanquin-bearers.
2735 Disease and death recognize no face.
2736 See no evil; hear no evil; speak no evil.
2737 Store your past, present, and future in Casio's digital brain.
2738 Database has 0 items. Last update was May 12 1989.
2739 The industrial revolution in the netherlands began with wind. - Dutch miller
2740 What does C give you, aside from not being Pascal? --sun!hoptoad!tim
2741 Every institution I've ever been associated with has tried to screw me. - Stephen Wolfram
2742 My last company switched to nmake, and they're OUT OF BUISINESS :-) :-) :-)
2743 Statelessness ... is a means to an end, and should not be an end in itself. -Jeff Mogul
2744 At the time this is written the testing has not yet been completed, but the resulting system is guaranteed to be flawless - Dijkstra'68
2745 Never put a pair of used fuel lines in your wife's suitcase.
2746 s5 fsck: sanity check: /dev/dsk/c1d0s9 needs checking
2747 Tuning filesystem for rot 0...
2748 Hello, this is the Authorization Service for Area/Exch/Host.
2749 You are now authorized as norman on Area/Exch/Host.
2750 "/tmp/sys.s", line 42: Too many expressions; try simplyfing
2751 Replace "Lincroft" with "Loincloth"?
2752 /n/barney/pkg2/umips-v/mips53.4.0/bsd43/bin/diff: No such file or directory
2753 /* Error in I/O : try another ioctl : see if it works*/
2754 Did you know that 1 barn yard atmosphere = 9.2e-17 erg?
2755 Positrons are another matter
2756 Subject: JvNC 6/16: Tomorrow's Problems Today
2757 Stop your jazzing and merely adduce the data -New Dictionary of American Slang on `jazz'
2758 Read my Lisp! No Gnu Faxes!
2759 If you remember the '60s, you weren't there. -La Monte Young
2760 Two things will make you lose your earrings, and one of them's dancing. -Bonnie Raitt.
2761 It's the greatest news we have had since the 23rd of March.
2762 r i AM-Peru 06-25 0191 ^Maoist Guerrillas Kill Marine Major, Policeman and Ice Cream Vendor<
2763 sheep of workstations is lonk
2764 Gu sa-sur bi nu-ha-za sila-a KU. -- Sumerian saying
2765 An ox with diarrhea leaves a long trail of dung. -- Sumerian saying
2766 The Large Deviations seminar will resume after its long hiatus ...
2767 The tick has to climb up to the top of the stalk of grass in order to get to the dog.
2768 He who runs from the stinging ants may stumble upon angry hornets.
2769 A blow from the frying pan, if it doesn't hurt, blackens.
2770 He who kisses the lungfish gets chewed lips.
2771 A cow must graze where she is tied, or chew the rope off.
2772 When the humans are away, the monkeys enter the hut, eat up the maize, and rearrange the furniture.
2773 Money is like an eel in the hand: slippery and wiggly, but ever-so-tasty.
2774 If you climb up a tree you must climb down the same tree, unless you are a flying squirrel.
2775 When a wiseguy says, "Pull my finger," don't do it.
2776 Do not scald your lips trying to eat the donut chunk floating in the coffee.
2777 To be a performance artist in one lifetime means seven rebirths as a stereo salesclerk.
2778 Never annoy a howler monkey, no matter how tempting.
2779 Always lick the suction cup before you shoot the dart gun at the TV set.
2780 A big fish is caught with tiny marshmallows.
2781 Shouting proverbs from the slime pit may lead to unpleasant gargling.
2782 If a centipede loses one leg, he can still walk; if he loses a hundred legs, he can still squirm.
2783 Sockets are the X windows of IO interfaces. -R. Pike
2784 If a man's going to drink a quart of whisky, at least the first gill ought to be good stuff. -Marty Brilliant
2785 The problem is not getting ksh to execute any particular command, the problem is recognizing that there might be a problem.
2786 16516:Eduardo: cannot execute
2787 ``MS-DOS has nothing but installed base.''
2788 American Bar Association (0xABA) + Canadian Broadcasting Corporation (0xCBC) == the American Revolution (0x1776)
2789 Every program in development at MIT expands until it can read mail.
2790 The Morris defense: The dog ran my homework.
2791 There is no problem so small that it can't be blamed on Datakit -- A. Hume
2792 "misc.c", line 20: warning: shortening &(constant) may loose significance
2793 A thing of Joy is a beauty forever. -Hugh Redelmeier
2794 Sorry - the user interface does not work on dumb terminals. You are being put into the command mode!
2795 Sometimes when you fill a vacuum, it still sucks. -Rob Pike
2796 C++ names are systematically silly. -Bjarne Stroustrup
2797 There is no problem so large that it cannot be blamed on backup.
2798 diff: usage diff [whatever] etc.
2799 If you miskey a symbol, it will be treated as text, unless it is mistaken for another symbol. -some IBM manual.
2800 Other minor bugs also fixed, or at least stirred around. -bwk on troff
2801 For every vision there is an equal and opposite revision.
2802 dist.c:5 astro.h:4 macro redefined: OCCULT
2803 What's wrong with a two-hundred pound hat? - Joe Condon
2804 The Value Added Pyramid
2805 Not just the connectivity point
2806 The Strategic Thrust cuts right through The Pyramid
2807 We must transition people to AT&T plans
2808 A Comfortable Architecture
2809 We need to pull off the back end
2810 Chart up the hierarchies
2811 Intense opportunities for reorganization
2812 Matrix to the business opportunities
2813 Leverage the opportunity relative to that
2814 Advertising mode - Delivery mode
2815 At the end of the year we will be a zero sum game
2816 Current trajectory of performance
2817 A professional, motivated, customer-focused, winning team
2818 Framework of the mission
2819 100% Excellent Customer Expectation
2820 Work the issue to budget
2821 What's going to be the crunch today?
2822 On the cusp of losing the low cost position
2823 The big kicker is operator expense
2824 Stringent ideas in the upper echelon mind
2825 Spill out the reports eighteen ways to Sunday
2826 The digital experience
2828 Accelerate the pace of downsizing
2829 Program in place to shed costs
2830 If the other guys get it first go leverage on it
2831 Available in 4E-numpty-scrunch
2832 Byzantine development process
2833 Next avenue of challenge
2834 We are quite frankly tied to the technical base
2835 Retain the analog assets on the books
2836 Proactive rather than reactive
2837 Leveraged brainpower at the labs
2838 I'm just andrew. -andrew
2839 Copyright (C) 1986 Free Software Foundation, Inc.
2840 Type C-h for help; C-x u to undo changes. (`C-' means use CTRL key.)
2841 GNU Emacs comes with ABSOLUTELY NO WARRANTY; type C-h C-w for full details.
2842 You may give out copies of Emacs; type C-h C-c to see the conditions.
2843 Type C-h t for a tutorial on using Emacs.
2844 goto more; /* we have done one goto; do some more */ (scj)
2845 Any theologian understands martyrdom, but only the martyr experiences the fire.
2846 11204511521426545167 c.out
2847 So be a pal and punget a file today.
2848 We want to avoid the appearance that AT&T is in total control. -- R. Kavner
2849 frodo and pg should not build new kernels without talking to andrew
2850 >>>>>>> REMOVE ALL YOUR FILES AND DIRECTORIES NOW! <<<<<<<
2851 Please note: foreign citizenship is of interest to HL Security if and only if you are a contractor.
2852 "temp.c":8394:compiler error: whiles, fors. etc. too deeply nested
2853 WARNING: clock gained 113 days
2854 The system is coming up. Please wait.
2855 Multics is a powerful teaching tool. -Ken Thompson
2856 d202: your output may be weird
2857 tar: /n/bhtsa/a/ps/src/gen////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////09: cannot open file
2858 TeX is the only program that constantly expresses its opinion on its input.
2859 Dance, Dance, Dance, She Said
2860 No law says your baby must produce a certain number of bowel movements per day - American Baby, Dec 89
2861 If you can get your vice president to say `Hohokus' into a microphone, you've got him. -Penn Jillette
2862 t_connect: An event requires attention
2863 UX:lp: ERROR: Can't establish contact with the LP print service.
2864 A courteous climber does not drop things, including himself, on fellow climbers.
2865 Subject: testing of aliases - please disregard
2866 out of space after -1 files
2867 It's much better to have people flaming in the flesh. -Al Aho
2868 I'm a mere hundred pages of code from serving Datakit. -Ken Thompson
2869 12,400 managers is by far the largest number of people to leave the company on a single day.
2870 The Holy Bible Model KJ-21 complies with the limits for a Class B Computing Device
2871 They've cooked their goose and now they must lie in it. -- Joh Petersen
2872 sum to check equivalent files should use sum -a. - Andrew Hume
2873 The half-life of the bowling ball is considerably less than that of the proton. -dmr
2874 #define ISMPXHOST(hostid) ((*(short *)(*((char **)(*((char **)(Sys[-64])+(hostid))+44))+72))&0x10)
2875 dd.c: sbrk(64); /* For good measure */
2876 Awk is one of the world's greatest collections of surprises. -Doug McIlroy
2877 You're only young once, but you can always be immature.
2878 The implementation shall behave as if no library function calls the rand function.
2879 Your fantasy will come true.
2880 Mail version 5.2 6/21/85. Type ? for help.
2881 warning: contravariance violation for method types ignored
2882 Running is not a plan. Running is what you do when the plan fails.
2883 X is a large contribution. -Hugh Redelmeier
2884 If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.
2885 The purpose of est is to help you get along with other est students.
2886 /usr/lib/tmac/pm: US contains oversize nested unbreakable, line 524
2887 #MESSAGE TO USER: ran out of page bottoms at 44
2888 Gnuemacs is portable except to machines that are too small. -Richard M. Stallman
2889 If you think awk is the perfect programming language for the problem, you don't understand the problem yet. -Rob Pike
2890 What C++ does for you automatically is very hard to watch out for. -Ron Hardin
2891 sense code 00 no sense
2892 I see ADA as a larger threat than communism at this point in time -- Ted Holden
2893 Some people know everything - but that's all they know.
2894 Castration is not a cure-all.
2895 Multi-place measurements are for sissies. -Arno Penzias
2896 Any sufficiently clumsy magic is indistinguishable from technology.
2897 Congress is not the sole suppository of wisdom. -Rep. Bill Schuette (R-MI)
2898 hoc: undefined variable q near line 5
2899 Only dead fish go with the flow.
2900 Never work more than thirty feet from your bed. - Ruth Bernhard
2901 Genuinely skillful use of obscenities is uniformly absent on the Internet. -Karl Kleinpaste
2902 ``Workers of the World, forgive us!'' (a banner in a Moscow counter-rally, Oct 8, 1989)
2903 To seal, moisten flap, fold over and seal.
2904 The most effective debugging tool is still careful thought, coupled with judiciously placed print statements. -Kernighan, 1978
2905 Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future. -Niels Bohr
2906 I can understand "teenage mutant ninja turtles", but I can't understand "mutually recursive inline functions".
2907 mk: sed 's%^% %' ... : exit status=|die: yankee dog
2908 History doesn't repeat itself - but it rhymes. -Mark Twain
2909 No, it's not that good a book, but you don't know that until you buy it. -Gerard Holzmann
2910 A Trojan Horse is only dangerous if it's leaking.
2911 Let's have Unix become the next Nintendo. - Larry Dooling
2913 Sybil gasped. There on N'Boto's palm was tattooed a perfect street map of Dundee...
2914 Gerard insisted on flaunting his revolutionary thermal snood.
2915 The first step is to determine what the remaining steps are. -Mark Horton
2916 Employees in need of breathing air can contact Al Lynch, x6915 or Tom Giacco, x7939 to make arrangements.
2917 A director is a man who presides over accidents. -Orson Welles
2918 What is film after all but life with the dull bits cut out? -Alfred Hitchcock
2919 I hate musicologists. They are like maggots on dead meat. - C. P. Killian
2920 TSO keeps everyone happy (TSO macht alle froh)
2921 It's only words ... unless they're true. -David Mamet
2923 A fractal is a benchmark used for testing and evaluating various processors' numeric abilities.
2924 People who live in glass houses shouldn't call the kettle black.
2925 Knowledge does not keep any better than fish - A N Whitehead
2926 Every man has a right to be valued by his best moment. -Emerson
2927 Reality is a cheap hack. -Norman Wilson
2928 If you do something stupid on UNIX you generally get strange behavior. -Doug Gwyn
2929 So I think there may be some good information here. -A Statistician
2930 Top your own foot long hotdog
2931 "Coke" is a trademark of Colombian Export Enterprises, Inc.
2932 NFS implementations are a continual source of surprises. -Bruce Janson
2933 Hepatitis C, formerly called hepatitis non-A, non-B, is thought to be caused by a virus called HCV.
2934 BREAD CRUMB BELONG ALONG HIM BIG FELLA, COME CHOP-CHOP
2935 Men look stupid doing aerobics.
2936 English is a 5-tuple ... -dmr
2937 Indeed, the SF population is involved in building temples and organizing other kinds of religious activities. -Mark V. Shaney
2938 No wonder Indians all leave... Being stuck with that food forever. - Norm Schryer
2939 This doesn't look to me like it's bringing the industry together. -pjw, at an OSF press conference.
2940 I'd still like you to explain that worm to me - Judge Munson to Robert T. Morris
2941 A Fool, A Tool, A Pool; LOOPALOOTALOOFA!
2942 What's Spaf gonna do if Purdue hires RTM?
2943 You can learn more counterpoint watching Mahler put on his bow tie than in two years at a conservatory. -Schoenberg
2944 If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they put them all there?
2945 Good news: that gum you like is going to come back into style.
2946 The backbone of Science is the demo.
2947 ERROR:No man in the saddle an no horse under it either.
2948 By the time I leave office I want every single American to be able to set the clock on his VCR. -George Bush
2949 Everybody who's for abortion was at one time themselves a feces. -Peter Grace
2950 The Syracusans defeated the Athenians on their own turf, the sea.
2951 Like raisins in a bread pudding, the moments lie within the body of Henry.
2952 As a domestic animal, Othello is a child.
2953 Morality is ubiquitous in everything that is good or bad.
2954 Why should someone be penalized because he has studied diligently and deciduously in high school.
2955 In the upcoming times of cutbacks, the defense industry can turn to making stimulation devices.
2956 Today, the world is teetering on the brink of nuclear Agamemnon.
2957 But when the chips are down, women hold the reins.
2958 For the mere price of a supercollider, we could be splitting numbers instead of atoms. -Mark Manasse
2959 Here is the forecast: tomorrow will be muggy, followed by Tuegy, Weggy, Thurgy and Frigy.
2960 You'll look better in a miter washed in Woolite.
2961 Quayle thinks that Roe v. Wade are options for crossing the Potomac. -Julian Bond
2962 If we complicate things they get less simple.
2963 Quantum Mechanics is a lovely introduction to Hilbert Spaces!
2964 A real gentleman never takes bases unless he really has to.
2965 The whole point of mathematics is to solve differential equations!
2966 Trying to solve differential equations is a youthful aberration that you will soon grow out of.
2967 Nature abhors second order differential equations.
2968 I just want you to have a brief boggle at the belly-busting complexity of evaluating this.
2969 ...and you find you get masses of energy. -from a Relativity lecture
2970 This must be wrong by a factor that oughtn't to be too different from unity.
2971 It is the complex case that is easier to deal with.
2972 ...the non-uniqueness is exponentially small.
2973 If it doesn't happen at a corner, but at an edge, it nonetheless happens at a corner.
2974 This does have physical applications. In fact it's all tied up with strings.
2975 We're not doing mathematics; this is statistics.
2976 You mustn't be too rigid when doing Fluid mechanics.
2977 There are two proteins involved in DNA synthesis, they are called DNAsynthase 1 and DNAsynthase 3.
2978 Just because they are called 'forbidden' transitions does not mean that they are forbidden. They are less allowed than allowed transitions, if you see what I mean.
2979 Apart from the extra line that's a one line proof.
2980 This is a one line proof...if we start sufficiently far to the left.
2981 "This is the maximum power triangle." said a lecturer, pointing to a rectangle.
2982 The attempt to fully simplify an expression will often fail to nonterminate.
2983 Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes
2984 You've gotta put a void THERE?
2985 Dijkstra is known for GOTOs, I'm known for whales... -S.C. Johnson
2986 Does "Xmas" celebrate the birth of Malcolm X?
2987 Attention, Eduardo, the moon is red.
2988 The barracuda sleeps at sundown.
2989 The shark leaves a golden trail.
2990 Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. -Robert Benchley
2991 aug 28 10:00 mh 1d-224 h yasuoka, issp, nmr and nqr in high tdcu and related cu oxides - u63dcu and u17do nmr in ybad2ucud3uodyu
2992 "p1_isup.c":756:compiler error: out of temporary trees
2993 According to the Surgeon General, women should not drink alcoholic beverages during pregnancy.
2994 Sizing and clearing 64 Mbytes of memory! Initialize local hardware!
2995 In the sentence `The logical operators are OR and AND and XOR,' there should be spaces between OR and and and and and AND and AND and and and and and XOR.
2996 Keyboard not present, press any key.
2997 Why doesn't FSF pick on someone their own size?
2998 Apres moi, le kludge. -James H Fischer
2999 Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things. - Dan Quayle
3000 Forgive your enemies, but remember their names. -- John F. Kennedy
3001 cpu: can't dial helix.cpu: ken hasn't implemented datakit
3002 Hay, be seedy! He-effigy, hate-shy jaky yellow man, oh peek, you are rusty, you've edible, you ex-wise head!
3003 Hay, be seedy! He-effigy, hate-shy jaky yellow man, oh peek, you are rusty, you've edible, you ex-wise he!
3004 Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative. -- Oscar Wilde
3005 parser/decl++.c:1700: warning: empty input file
3006 NEVER name an array after a bessel function!
3007 Everyone please save /usr/news/102.sup
3008 Buy DOS, get Unix free!
3009 The only things certain in life are X and taxes. - Bart Locanthi
3010 If at first you don't succeed, have a beer.
3011 If you were plowing a field what would you rather use, 2 strong oxen or 1024 chickens? -Seymour Cray
3012 X-Andrew-Authenticated-As: 0;imposter.samsung.com;Mr. System
3013 You know when you have a dream that includes Mark Horton that it is time to give up sleeping.
3014 American Non Sequitur Society: We don't make sense, but we do like pizza.
3015 I can't work out who i'm supposed to be hiding my information from in any case. - Bruce Ellis
3016 The FSF is not overly concerned about security. - FSF
3017 English is a stationary halibut?
3018 I have never let my schooling interfere with my breakfast cereal.
3019 Intoxication, whether Dionysian or Apollonian, of an aggregate is the second-biggest disappointment in a fight with a hammer.
3020 Happiness is just gymnastics--and I hate programs that read standard output. -Boyd
3021 Oh! It's one of those programs that reads standard output. - boyd
3022 A sharp tongue is the business of the grapes.
3023 For every action there is an awesome engine of contagion.
3024 A big rock has to be a nut about success.
3025 Money will say more in one moment than the wife of a sick goldfish.
3026 Electronic music has clearly come to he who drinks.
3027 One bad apple can ruin a snake.
3028 SCCS: the source-code motel -- your code checks in but it rhymes. -Mark Twain
3029 Make: Don't know how your program works
3030 inews: Article rejected: mvs included more text than new friends, old clothes.
3031 Keep flammables away from hurricanes for a secret mission.
3032 Gcc is mainly a CPU integer-intensive benchmark written in C.
3033 We had no idea how the Patriot would stand up to the Scud, and now we're proving it.
3034 Bush has it backwards -- abortion is surgical; bombing is murder. -Brian Harvey
3035 It's better to get mugged than to live a life of fear. -Freeman Dyson
3036 Friends are classes that are permitted to see each other's private parts. (in C++)
3037 Geez, you'd think standards were a continental disease or something. - Brian Reid
3038 Ansitise, v.: to pollute code; converse of sanitise.
3039 Posixiate, v.: to kill code or render it unconscious. See asphyxiate.
3040 Svindle, v.: to rob someone of code, remove functionality.
3041 ISO-late, v.: to delay production of code, to slow down code.
3042 OSIfy, v.: To make code impenetrable.
3043 warning: fioread.c:17 set and not used: goal
3044 I try not to run down MTS's in public. -P.J. Weinberger
3045 "SPARC" is "CRAPS" backwards -- Rob Pike
3046 Usage: "netq [-[a][b][c][e][f][h][i][k][l][m][n][p][q][r][s][t][v][w][x][y]] [-A <handler>] [-C[<seconds>]] [-D <destination>] [-L <use-link>] [-P <priority>] [-R <stop reason>] [-S <source>] [-T[<level>]] [-U <user>] [<address> ...]"
3047 ill black hole address
3048 The two core competencies of AT&T are crisis management and viewgraphs. -- Dan Stanzione
3049 Each time we take a Newton step, we hit the snare drum. -Eric Grosse
3050 Increase your product value with autographs
3051 11/28: Macrocode caused entire 5990 complex to crash 17:15 - 18:14.
3052 Blessed are the peacocks, for they shall be called sonship of God. -Matt. 5:9 as rendered by QuickVerse 2.0
3053 server bootes available on 19.5
3054 Ask Ken. He hates Everything.
3055 Rule 3: If the character is comprised of a container without another radical, then Rule 3 will not apply.
3056 You don't want to be alone when you're learning C++.
3057 There are two rules for success in life. Rule 1: Don't tell people everything you know.
3058 "parser/lex.c":2609:redeclaration of undefine from some line -2555
3059 BASH is great, it dumps core and has clear documentation. -Ari Suntioinen
3060 Efficiency is doing things right, but effectiveness is doing the right thing.
3061 To keep this fortune fresh, ECC has been added to the file system.
3062 This fortune displayed on 100% recycled pixels.
3063 The lucky chair was last auctioned in 1924 in Denmark when its previous owner also went bankrupt.
3064 Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it. -Donald Knuth
3065 att-xx # Apr 30 16:31:11 timed[119]: THIS MACHINE IS A SLAVE
3066 I can't go to the mall; I have to write a sonnet. -- Rebecca Bregman
3067 An economic reality of our time: computerized job deskilling. - a book review in Science
3068 The true ideologist does not let mere facticity impinge on his perfect understanding of the universe.
3069 one with nintendo/halcyon symbiosis/hand thinks for itself
3070 cold matsushita/their technology stronger/enslaves our people
3071 midori ito/girl finds glory, is broken/they can rebuild her
3072 honda seatcovers/winter warm and summer cool/little lambs no more
3073 the sand remembers/once there was beach and sunshine/but chip is warm too
3074 oh no godzilla/guns and planes cannot stop him/tokyo is ablaze
3075 samurai fighter/keyboard and mouse are his sword/digital battles
3076 DAT arrives/frequency notch treachery/people are not fooled
3077 young Sony worker/innocent hands build Walkman/tears run down faces
3078 /usr/games/lib/fortunes.dat: Read-only file system
3079 Credo Elvem ipsum etiam vivere.
3080 Estne ebriamen de furfure avenaceo factum?
3081 Hostes aliengeni me abduxerunt. Qui annus est?
3082 Of course he [Jim Morrison] is dead and that is a high price to pay for immortality. -Gloria Estefan
3083 There's no such thing as a simple cache bug. - Rob Pike
3084 HELP! MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK DOWN, AND I CAN'T GET IT UP!
3085 The tree of research must be fed from time to time with the blood of bean-counters, for it is its natural manure. -Alan Kay
3086 The tree of liberty must be fed from time to time with the blood of patriots and of tyrants, for it is its natural manure. -Thomas Jefferson
3087 Unix broke upon the world as a refreshing breeze. -Doug McIlroy
3088 The specific heat of a solid slag is the weighted average of the specific heat of the constituent oxides. Westyn's Rule
3089 Two organic acids which are precipitated by the same base must have like configurations. Winther's Rule
3090 In an electrolyte, the product of the equivalent conductivity at infinite dilution and of the viscosity of the solvent is a constant. Walden's Rule
3091 The least solvated compound is most stable at high temperatures. Van't Hoff's Rule
3092 Higher temperature favors higher enthalpy; Higher pressure favors smaller volume. Van't Hoff's Rules
3093 The isomer with the higher dipole moment has the higher physical constants, regardless of the heat content. Van Arkel Rule
3094 $S sub m$ < 6.7 J/molK implies anomaly. Tiwari's Rule
3095 The erosion rate of a metal depends upon the melting point. Smeltzer's Rule
3096 If a slide is not readable when held at arm's length, it will not be readable when projected from the back of a conference hall. Slide Rule
3097 Impurities to the left of the host in the periodic table trap hydrogen; those to the right do not. Shirley-Hall Rule
3098 Phase boundaries, when produced, must extend into fields with a higher number of phases. Shreinemakers's Rule
3099 High K/G implies ductility; low K/G implies brittleness. Pugh's Rule
3100 A reagent will approach a ketone carbonyl group from the side with the smaller attached group. Prelog Rule
3101 In the anomalous Zeeman effect, lines of the same series exhibit the same pattern. Preston's Rule
3102 Oxide/metal volume ratios which are very different to unity imply poor oxidation resistance. Pilling-Bedworth Rule
3103 In diamagnetic organic compounds, the molar magnetic susceptibility is an additive property. Pascal's Rule
3104 Like functional groups in like surroundings make like contributions to the optical rotation.
3105 The boiling point of an organic isomer is proportional to the density of the liquid at the boiling point. Montgomery's Rule
3106 Other factors being equal, the metal which is most susceptible to failure is that with the lowest boiling point. Mogro-Campero Rule
3107 The fugacity of a constituent in a mixture of gases at a given temperature is proportional to its mole fraction. Lewis-Randall Rule
3108 In dipole radiation, only transitions between terms of opposite parity are allowed. Laporte's Rule
3109 Equal differences in the chemical composition of organic compounds give equal changes in boiling point. Kopp's Rule
3110 Avoid point loads. Areal loading is best, followed by line loading. Katz Rule
3111 Avoid stress concentrators. Maintain structural compliance. Katz Rule
3112 Minimize the severity of impact. Katz Rule
3113 Keep components as small as possible. Katz Rule
3114 Machine components very carefully. Katz Rule
3115 Factors which cause a marked decrease in the liquidus slope have a greater relative effect on the solidus slope. Hume-Rothery Rule
3116 Electricity travels one foot in a nanosecond. Hopper's Rule
3117 Atoms of even atomic number are more abundant in the universe than are atoms of odd atomic number. Harkin's Rule
3118 The sum of the g-factors is the same for strong and weak magnetic fields, for a given value of M. g-Permanence Rule (Pauli)
3119 The solid particle erosion rate of annealed face-centered cubic metals is inversely related to their hardness. Finnie-Wolak-Kabil Rule
3120 Metals mix with insulators if the reaction enthalpy is negative, and not if it is positive. Enthalpy of Mixing Rule
3121 One quantum of absorbed radiation activates only one molecule. Einstein Rule
3122 The ratio of the temperatures at which the vapor pressures of two similar substances are the same is a constant. Dång Rule
3123 Elements with high melting points have low coefficients of thermal expansion. Carnelly's Rule
3124 Reactions of Diels-Alder type with cyclopentadiene give cyclanes with a methylene bridge across a cyclohexane ring. Bredt Rule
3125 There is a clear relationship between the elastic modulus and the resistance to erosion. Brauer-Kriegel Rule
3126 The H atoms in ice lie on lines connecting the O atoms. Ice Rule
3127 There is only one H atom between any given pair of O atoms. Ice Rule
3128 Each O atom has two H atoms close to it and the unit of the water molecule is preserved. Ice Rule
3129 For any type of thing, there are more small things in the world than large things. Benford's Rule
3130 Carcinogenicity in polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons is associated with the presence of a bay region. Bay Rule
3131 In order to obtain equations which reproduce a fractal object, tile the object with smaller copies of itself. Barnsley's Rule
3132 In dichroic crystals, the faster ray is less absorbed. Babinet Rule
3133 To calculate the slope of the best straight line through a set of points, join the first and last points. Bancroft's Rule
3134 The rate of a chemical reaction approximately doubles with each 10° rise in temperature. Arrhenius Rule
3135 In general, cis compounds have a higher density and higher refractive index than do the trans isomerides. Auwers-Skita Rule
3136 The sum of the maximum positive valency exhibited by an element and of its maximum negative valency is 8. Abegg's Rule
3137 A substituted biphenyl can be resolved if and only if the sum of the hanging bond lengths is greater than 0.29nm. Adam's Rule
3138 You know how when you're a virgin you wanna try everything and do it right? -nls
3139 Some time between 1991 and 1992 computers will start to kill human beings in a way that will be noticed. John Cullyer, head of RSRE.
3140 NOTE..NO WEATHER WILL BE AVAILABLE NEXT WEEK, JULY 22 THROUGH THE 26TH.
3141 Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. -- Groucho Marx
3142 And then there is of course the assumption that the disc is not made of beef and tossed with a hungry dog standing nearby. -Lambert Meertens
3143 int three = 128+64, two = 128, one=64;
3144 Help Run Uninsured Motorists Off the Road -- Ohio registration renewal form
3145 If you can't stand the heat, get a pool.
3146 If you can't stand the heat, get out of the oven.
3147 A bird in the hand is messy.
3148 Don't count your chickens, eat them.
3149 You can't teach an old dog new math.
3150 When in Rome, do Roman numerals in math.
3151 When in Rome, do bulls run around town?
3152 Too many cooks, so little meals.
3153 A fool and his money are my best friends.
3154 A penny saved is one cent.
3155 Look before you run into a pole.
3156 A watched pot never disappears.
3157 A rolling stone makes you flat.
3158 A rolling stone is a singing rock group.
3159 Every cloud has a wet spot.
3160 You take a banana, you get a lunar landscape. -J. van Wijk
3161 "Buffalo never Oink" -- a South Dakota travel brocure.
3162 Ken is very smart but also very opinionated. -- Doug Gwyn
3163 Anthony Burgess reports a friend's rendezvous with the ideal mannequin, all legs and no breasts. It was like going to bed with a bicycle.
3164 Narcissists receive callers without opening the door.
3165 If Bell Labs is a tree, research is a blossom, development is the fruit.
3166 You have to be careful not to get locked into Open Systems.
3167 It is likely that 2^104 is an ultimate limit on storage space, unless we want to turn New Jersy into a DRAM. -chuck@pierre.mit.edu
3168 Any worm measuring bigger than 2 metres is a big worm. - sign in Gippsland Giant Worm Museum
3169 Our first 'smoke' test showed that it is possible to hear Bob Marley and The Wailers through three feet of concrete.
3170 UX:mail: INFO: No mail.
3171 There is a need to keep from being locked into Open Systems. --IBM sales rep
3172 I'm giving the demo so why don't you just shut up? -rob (to ast)
3173 /* I APOLOGIZE FOR THIS CRAPY CODE -- presotto */
3175 Testing is for bunglers. Properly designed mechanisms work properly. -E.E. Smith (Skylark 3)
3176 The Democrats just stand for `I want to be a Republican,' and the Republicans stand for raw evil. -Frank Zappa
3177 lp on plan 9 is fixed. -pg
3178 no more than 1 lp fortune per day -- rob
3179 The overhead involved in using a computer system is high enough that few people routinely use more than one. -Mike Lesk, 1980
3180 I think we should tread very carefully on governments that are constitutionally elected. - George Bush
3181 This is my prediction for the future: whatever hasn't happened will happen, and no-one will be safe from it. -JBS Haldane
3182 I have lived in a few cities: Nairobi, Edinburgh, Bradford, London, Sydney, New York. Washington is much nicer than Nairobi. - Piers Lauder
3183 Real software has its own 800 support line. Stu Feldman
3184 Communism must be like one big phone company. Lenny Bruce
3185 HONK IF YOU'RE ENTHUSIASTIC
3186 Don't the days seem lank and long when doughnuts don't come in.
3187 Eadum sunt, quorum unum potest substitui alteri salva veritate. -Leibniz
3188 It's like sticking your hands in someone else's pants: it just doesn't feel right. NP Nelson
3189 Military intelligence can be a contradiction in terms.
3190 Recoilless rifles - aren't.
3191 A sucking chest wound is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
3192 The enemy diversion you are ignoring is the main attack.
3193 If the enemy is within range, then so are you.
3194 Professionals are predictable, but the world is full of dangerous amateurs.
3195 Killing for peace is like whoring for virginity.
3196 Marine math: 2 beers times 39 Marines is 49 cases.
3197 Body Count Math: 2 VC plus 1 chicken and 3 pigs equals 37 enemy killed in action.
3198 Low expectations are the key to happiness. - Pamela Zave
3199 Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the Universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. -Calvin
3200 20 octets is 160 guys playing flutes -- rob
3201 chan[2]='m'; /* Ooh, careful! */
3202 Many system design flaws can be traced to unwarrantedly anthropomorphizing the user.
3203 The common theme to all three of the A320 crashes is lack of altitude. -Aviation expert.
3204 Clear your screen after you log off.
3205 #define struct union /* Great space saver */
3206 Maybe there is no death as we know it. Just documents changing hands.
3207 It's the only avant-garde we got.
3208 When times are bad, people feel compelled to overeat.
3209 If you could become more ugly, it would help your career enormously.
3210 You have a vast capacity for becoming embarrassed on other people's behalf.
3211 You have important hair.
3212 We seem to believe it is possible to ward off death by following the rules of good grooming.
3213 I just hate to be pushed around by some @#$%^& machine. - Ken Thompson, on the i960
3214 Easy reading is damned hard writing. - Sheridan
3215 After hydrogen, the most common thing in the universe is stupidity. -Harlan Ellison
3217 How can you write a big system without C++? -Paul Glick
3218 So, if you put a G on the front you have to put a zero on the back? -Ken
3219 As usual, please try to use a reusable mug.
3220 I'd use plan 9 before i'd use bitfields -- pjw
3221 Of the physical pages in use, 3436738592 pages are permanently allocated to VMS.
3222 February marks the fag end of Bombay's short mild winter spell.
3223 Let's share those threats
3224 Let's not beat ourselves up for being defensive
3225 There's some Jungian principles inside us
3226 There are many feedback loops into your system
3227 Time to take a stretch-break (possibly self-managed)
3228 There'll be massive chaos downstream
3230 We're getting lots of dysfunctional acting-out of anxiety
3231 We've got to raise this to a double-loop system
3232 We've got to keep upping the control until one of us goes nuke!
3233 The conflict has to be ritualised in order to get it addressed
3234 If you carry on, head-to-head, on `solution' you don't get anywhere
3235 That sort of `collusive carrying' just isn't on.
3236 Everybody will soon be owning their incompetence
3237 They'll be scapegoated because they have a valency for incompetence
3238 You gotta pump-prime your seed-corn
3239 You need a proactive planning horizon
3240 I want you to feel your own power
3241 Let's fix a frame on these issues and focus on the power dynamics in the room
3242 Infinite retry on parallel printer time-out
3243 A system is Unix if and only if it will compile and run everything on prep.ai.mit.edu without restrictions.
3244 Can you sum up plan 9 in layman's terms? It does everything Unix does only less reliably - Ken
3245 (hch:) Can't find /you/must/specify/HCDIR/bin/hc@sun41com
3246 There are tons of bad AD and DA convertors out there, but they don't make Nyquist wrong. -Marc LoCascio
3247 This is like ignoring both the speed limit and the odometer in your car. It won't get you far. -Kenneth P. Birman
3248 I didn't really expect to find elephants on the airport runway, and there weren't any. -dmr
3249 "Objective" and "subjective" are not entirely subjective. - Penn Jillette
3250 The alpha is doing a lot more computation than a lightbulb -- rob
3251 It is rarely wise to underestimate the taste of the truly pious.
3252 WAIS allows relevance feedback
3253 Once you start talking about Nothing, people think you're some sort of idiot. -John Cage
3254 Why is there only one Monopoly commission?
3255 If something could be done about cache misses, programs would run about twice as fast. -Andrew Appel
3256 mount: mount /srv/boot /n/bootes: permission denied
3257 Kudos to everyone on the WKSH Team!
3258 the application "unknown" has unexpectedly quit, because of sys.
3260 o UNIX System Labs launches a torrent of announcements
3261 /bin/ls: exec header invalid
3262 If you wish to vote "No opinion" on any topic, you must cancel gut.wksh and execute gut instead.
3264 Motto: Compute with fermions, communicate with bosons. -Vincent Heuring
3265 The flip side of change is trust. -George Bush
3266 We are changing the alignment, not the membership. -John Mayo
3267 The President [Bush] is just a guy who sucks in life. - White House aide
3268 At MIT the server is the unit of invention. -Rob Pike
3269 The dependency dag for a target consists of nodes connected by directed arcs.
3270 I was an asshole when you (philw) were still a gleam in your father's eye. -Bob Flandrena
3271 Beleidigungen, Beschwerden und Flames bitte an NUL schicken.
3272 Fashion, though a goddess, is a fool, and all her worshippers..are nincompoops. E. S. Barrett
3273 You advocate a lot of egg sucking but you're not very forthcoming with the eggs. Phil Winterbottom (to ken)
3274 My pile of equipment is bigger than your pile of equipment -- philw
3275 Mathematics is ... the hot and chaotic work of the devil. Quayle needn't know this. -Vaughan Pratt
3276 51HAren't you glad you don't have to do this anymore?
3277 Virtual caches are the worst idea since register windows. - Phil Winterbottom
3278 cetus news: Cannot open /usr/news/
3279 ``Ausserordentlich chaotisch, dissonant, und häßlich.'' -review of premiere of Beethoven's 9th
3280 Why is the text on my screen turning umop-apisdn?
3281 There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their home. -Ken Olsen, 1977
3283 Time wounds all heels.
3284 Live fast, die young, leave a long publication list.
3285 150 Opening ASCII mode data connection for 9ss.Z.
3286 Maximum number of users exceeded - try again laterConnection closed by foreign host.
3287 Connected to 192.65.218.43.
3288 When in doubt, twirl. -Ted Shawn
3289 ¿Tôø müçh öf á gòód thìng?
3290 Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. -Frank Zappa
3291 Quando la neve si scioglie si vede la merda.
3292 I wonder how Plan 9 could be used to monitor shut-ins? -- L. Bernstein
3294 Lesson 10 - Who killed Bambi?
3295 Is it a lot of blokes with long hair and guitars around their necks? -Keith Richards (on Nirvana)
3296 Much may be made of a Scotchman, if he be caught young. - Samuel Johnson
3297 Memory tests terminated by keystroke
3298 Rome deserves you. - Tiberius to Caligula.
3299 as1: Error: ../bpvvv.c, line 1324: Too many float literals--compile with "-Wb,-nopool"
3300 } /* the next line is indented funny to preserve old indentation */
3301 syslog(LOG_WARNING,"/etc/copyright may be too large");
3302 Cab drivers are living proof that practice does not make perfect. - David Dinkins
3303 It's well we cannot hear the screams/That we create in others' dreams.
3304 At twilight, objects often start/To make odd sounds and fall apart.
3305 A random thought, if said aloud,/May soon attract a hostile crowd.
3306 A timely use of glue or paste/May well prevent a shocking waste.
3307 One cannot hope to end one's life/With nothing but a butter knife.
3308 The seaweed on the shore cries out/But only it knows what about.
3309 It's possible to pick up crumbs/By pressing on them with the thumbs.
3310 The one who wants to put on airs/Should not attempt them on the stairs.
3311 The person who today is here/May by tomorrow disappear.
3312 The helpful thought for which you look/Is written somewhere in a book.
3313 A one- or two-inch piece of string/Cannot be used for anything.
3314 Upon your person keep a pill/In case you're taken deathly ill.
3315 Britain has football hooligans, Germany has neo-Nazis, and France has farmers. -The Times
3316 Government Warning: According to the Surgeon General you're going to die.
3317 Perscriptio in manibus tabellariorum est.
3318 Please do not urinate in the rain gauge. - sign on Mt. Kilimanjaro
3319 Nothing is worth spending a week with bureaucratic Germans. -rob
3320 The implementation should provide some reasonable value (80? 255? 509?) rather than something unusable like USHRT_MAX. - ANSI C Rationale
3321 Real data are normal in the middle and Cauchy in the tails.
3322 accom: Warning 310: restart.c, line 148: A file with no declarations or definitions is accepted as an extension to ANSI C
3323 Always go for overkill. -Lou Reed
3324 Available only for MEI designed 3.5"MO series. Do not use it absolutely in another drive.
3325 Is the tool broadly supported or maintained?
3326 You don't need rain in a movie, and you don't need ``paradigm'' in a book. - Penn Jillette
3327 Routine work drives out creative work - Arno Penzias
3328 If my career depended on dot-dot, I'd be on the dole. - philw
3329 >>>'/ ܇D/' panic: decref
3330 150 years ago everybody was a Christian Scientist. dmr
3331 Featuring the Intel 14.4EX with V.42bis and MNP5
3332 Look what David Koresh did, rather than go home and visit HIS parents! - Teller's mother
3333 It appears that people would rather have their hands on the wheel and drive off the cliff than be thrown over naked. (scj in Computing Systems)
3334 'Gigabit' seems to mean 600 megabits. It's a VAX gigabit. - ken
3335 Valid license for the following required when not using dbx on kernel. Product OSF-DEV (OSF Developer's Kit): No license found.
3336 Life is hard. It's even harder if you're stupid.
3337 I'm pulling *something* here. - Dom Marotta
3338 From: No gas will be sold to anyone in a glass container <SKASS@DREW.DREW.EDU>
3339 Figure 1b shows how C++'s pure virtual functions turned a black box into a toroidal design
3340 (accom): tasks.c, line 7576: accom: Internal: Out of tree space. Cannot continue compilation. The current size was specified as or defaulted to -Wf,-XNh1000 giving a table size of 1000. Recompile giving a command line option to increase the table size. Example option giving a larger table: -Wf,-XNh2000
3341 No UNIX system on the market supports more standards than DEC OSF/1.
3342 I despise the little old ladies of both sexes. -Charles Ives
3343 What does sound have to do with music? -Charles Ives
3344 YOU are welecome to Cheboxary!!
3345 I don't need any help, 'cause I'm not doing anything. -Howard
3346 ugen: warning : line 979 : ../../../../../../src/usr/ccs/bin/ugen/const_idiv.p, line 230
3347 VAX portability is assured.
3348 Additionally, the paper [xxx] can serve as an excellent tool to help any new project introspect about how it will do business. - Jim Coplien
3349 We are not wholly an island, except geographically. - John Major
3350 I'm drawing a line under the sand. - John Major
3351 Always wear underpants beneath your kanzu before you mount your bicycle.
3352 Humiliation is intrinsically comic. - Frank Conroy
3353 C gains much of its vaunted efficiency by employing a very powerful pre-processor, usually called a ``programmer''.
3354 T-shirt: Mom and Dad invented OOP in the 70's and all I got was C++
3355 DEC OSF/1 V1.2 Worksystem Software (Rev. 10) The installation software has successfully installed your system.
3356 BD-445G (red compact car) lights no longer on
3357 Checking system endianess... Big endian
3358 Subject: ** PROCESS CHANGE ALERT ********************** ERROR:(-)input line 8:LI:no lists active Distribution: ihlpb!pca-usi5e
3359 If Dennis Ritchie were the man who developed Modula-2 then C would be long forgotten. -Tarjei Jensen
3360 From --rw-rw-rw- Sun Aug 15 04:21:17 EDT 1993
3361 If you're smart you'll remain ignorant - bobf
3362 They bit the wrong chicken's head off with their own teeth and got blood all over their shirt - nls
3363 Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense. -Gertrude Stein
3364 A coach is someone who lives and behaves Our Common Bond, and views each coaching interaction as a real measure of truth.
3365 Free! Free!/A trip/to Mars/for 900/empty jars/Burma Shave
3366 Standards is an area that is constantly changing. -Carl Cargill (ed. ACM StandardView)
3367 This will be sexy: nothing like a good tty driver to turn you on. - Phil Winterbottom
3368 To find out a person's userid, ask him. --IBM VM/CMS Primer
3369 Blessed be the optionless, for they shall not eat gnu
3370 Every old barn can use a little paint. - Tammy Faye Bakker on Primetime Live 11/18/93
3371 The sendmail security patch will be available in approximately two weeks.
3372 Diversity better than intensity -- Xerox PARC talk (conclusion)
3373 Sir Francis Drake circumcised the globe with a hundred foot clipper.
3374 If a train station is where a train stops, what's a workstation?
3375 I just want a bare-boned, straight EMACS. - Rae McLellan
3376 Cohesion and coupling are intertwined.
3377 SPEC results inflated by too many compiler flags. -Microprocessor Review
3378 a.out: does not have gp tables for all it's sections
3379 ?warning: write might change good version of `sendmail'
3380 Being afraid of X is about as sensible as being afraid of sendmail.
3381 I wish these damn scientists would leave intelligence to the experts. -Gen. Richard Stillwell (CIA)
3382 #include... <depending on your compiler>
3383 I don't like to spend my time on sterile discussions -- Bjarne Stroustrup, in The Evolution of C++
3384 There is no problem so simple that management can fix it. - Dave Presotto
3385 Fat Triangles Determine Linearly Many Holes
3386 We send our young men to fight wars. Ants, at least, send their old women. - E.O. Wilson
3388 *** Message content is not printable: delete, write or save it to a file ***
3389 It's a tiny change to the code and not completely disgusting. - Bob Manchek
3390 I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like his passengers. --Charlie Hall
3391 emacs: Terminal type "emacs" is not powerful enough to run Emacs.
3392 xterm: Error 50, errno 1: Too big
3393 RMS was neither ignorant nor lying. He simply used word choices that created confusion.
3394 User Needs Drive IS To Wherehouse -- OS Today headline
3395 Probably not a complicated question - how does the mount driver work? - C.R. Kalmanek
3396 Subject: no subject (file transmission)
3397 If you find any unidentified object under your seat, please do not attempt to smoke it.
3398 ML is a language for people with excess IQ points. - John Ousterhout
3399 The Big Bang theory: In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
3400 Someone's searching for sex in the 800 database.
3401 1181258 SAVECORE SEGMENTATION FAULT WHILE TRYING TO SAVE CORE
3402 Middleware is the implementation of a concept. - Ed Szurkowski
3403 FOUND IN SUPPOSEDLY EMPTY EQUIPMENT, MATTOON, IL POST OFFICE 61938
3404 To back up the 57th platter in the file system type 'wormingest 49; wormcp 62 49'.
3405 /n/a:/100377-15/sun3/4.1.1/sendmail: Ascii & Extended Latin & Cyrillic & Hebrew text
3406 Not responsible for errors in typo.
3407 This is AT&T. Communication is our business, not our mode of working. - Jim Clemans
3408 How much clearer everything is when you underline! - Ron Hardin
3409 Improve our mechanisms for sharing BU and "white space" opportunities knowledge and laboratory and center capabilities so as to assure optimal use of contrained resources.
3410 The Internet grows hyperbolically, but is usually described elliptically. - Dr. Internet
3411 Microsoft - We put the "backwards" into backwards compatibility.
3412 Many will urinate with joy in having shared in the hacking of your neck. - a comment on netnews
3413 [Acting] was a lot more difficult than modeling. There's a lot to remember. -Cindy Crawford
3414 Everything that can ever be invented has been invented -Charles H. Duell, Commisioner of U.S. Patents, 1899.
3415 The complex-type shall be a simple-type. ISO 10206:1991 (Extended Pascal)
3416 The "do one thing well" philosophy underlying UNIX is best realized in a fully object-oriented environment. - some Linux guy
3417 Subject: slip:UX:killall: INFO: killing pid 140 <routed>
3418 There are only two industries that refer to their customers as "users". - Edward Tufte
3419 I think you have to really be an engineer to run a technology company. - Bill Gates
3420 hd2: model oCnnreP repieharsl6 with default 1471 cyl 5 head 17 sec
3421 I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job - George Bush, during his first Presidential campaign
3422 This is a great day for France! - Richard Nixon, while attending Charles De Gaulle's funeral
3423 I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy. But that could change. - Dan Quayle
3424 What a waste it is to lose one's mind-or not to have a mind. How true that is. - Dan Quayle addressing the United Negro College Fund
3425 The caribou love it. They rub against it and they have babies. There are more caribou in Alaska than you can shake a stick at. - George Bush, on the Alaska pipeline
3426 I hope I stand for anti-bigotry, anti-Semitism, anti-racism. This is what drives me. - George Bush
3427 Mondale: George Bush doesn't have the manhood to apologize. Bush: Well, on the manhood thing, I'll put mine up against his any time.
3428 #define n_zeroes _n._n_n._n_zeroes
3429 To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography and the dancers hit each other.
3430 Consider the daffodil. And while you're doing that, I'll be over here, looking through your stuff.
3431 Sorry, the passowrd you asked for is too long. Please choose a password that is 2147459392 to 8 characters long.
3432 Television is a medium. So called because it is neither rare, nor well done. -- Ernie Kovacs
3433 The last good thing written in C was Franz Schubert's Symphony No. 9.
3434 This is the best recruiting season we've ever had. - Ken Thompson, Dec 21, 1995
3435 Don't anthropomorphize computers - they hate that!
3436 Press Ctlt-Ds Ctlt-Del a to reboour reboour mach
3437 cfe: Warning 712: irix.c, line 311: illegal combination of pointer and integer .... ? ( (((long)*arg & 0x1) ?(*arg = (char *)((long)*arg + 7),(char *)((long)*arg-6-_VA_FP_SAVE_AREA)) :(((long)*arg & 0x2) ?(*arg = (char *)((long)*arg +10),(char *)((long)*arg-24-_VA_FP_SAVE_AREA)) :( ((*arg)=(char *)(((unsigned int)(((char *)*arg)+((__builtin_alignof( long))>4?(__builtin_alignof( long)):4)-1)) & -((__builtin_alignof( long))>4?(__builtin_alignof( long)):4)) + (((unsigned int)(((char *)sizeof( long))+((4)>4?(4):4)-1)) & -((4)>4?(4):4)) ), (((char *)*arg) - ((((unsigned int)(((char *)sizeof( long))+((4)>4?(4):4)-1)) & -((4)>4?(4):4)) - sizeof( long))) ) ))) : ( ((*arg)=(char *)(((unsigned int)(((char *)*arg)+((__builtin_alignof( long))>4?(__builtin_alignof( long)):4)-1)) & -((__builtin_alignof( long))>4?(__builtin_alignof( long)):4)) + (((unsigned int)(((char *)sizeof( long))+((4)>4?(4):4)-1)) & -((4)>4?(4):4)) ), (((char *)*arg) - ((((unsigned int)(((char *)sizeof( long))+((4)>4?(4):4)-1)) & -((4)>4?(4):4)) - sizeof( long))) ) )))[-1] );
3438 Here in Nuremberg, information hiding is much more popular in the organization than it is in the software...
3439 yes >/dev/kmem # Shutdown is broken. This'll have to do
3440 "No one steals our chicks," sneers Duke, "and lives."
3441 You must engineer for the technology curve and set the intercepts to match the emerging business markets. - Phil Winterbottom
3442 Wovon man nicht sprechen kann, darüber muß mann schweigen.
3443 When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb. -- Steve Hoflich, compl.lang.c++
3444 This is SGI Bug #375613.
3445 If mamma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.
3446 error code 4A: Could not free fingers from storage slot after insert
3447 At Microsoft, quality is job 1.1.
3448 You are thehttp://counter.digits.com/wc/-d/4/cpluscounter visitor since May 1, 1996
3449 It's hard to compete with conventional cukes.
3450 PEALSE CAN YOU ADIVE ME WHAT TO DO :)
3451 License Error : The license for this product(SPARCompiler C) has expired
3452 ARMY FOCUSES ON SECOND BASE IN SEX PROBE
3453 In Pursuit of Software Excellence: If you want to become a leader, follow the leaders.
3454 Thank you for sending me a copy of your book. I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas
3455 In label expressions, <> expressions are ignored inside .char expressions.
3456 I have made this letter longer than usual, because I lack the time to make it short. Blaise Pascal in: Lettres Provinciales, #4, Dec 14, 1665
3457 If I had more time, I should have written you a shorter letter. Mdm. de Staël (1766-1817)
3458 UNIX geek since 486651600
3459 Speed is more important than anything else in management. - Henry Schacht
3460 No proper program contains an indication which as an operator-applied occurrence identifies an operator-defining occurrence which as an indication-applied occurrence identifies an indication-defining occurrence different from the one identified by the given indication as an indication-applied occurrence. - Algol 68 Report
3461 Cwm fjord bank glyphs vex't quiz.
3462 Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. -- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington
3463 Clearspeak also is a euphemism for what advertising people call the "dominant brand" or "masterbrand" approach. - Bell Labs News, April 1, 1997 (but not April Fool's)
3464 My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette
3465 Note: gtest.java uses a deprecated API. Recompile with "-deprecation" for details.
3466 Malcolm [grandson of Malcolm X] walked into court yesterday afternoon to face charges of juvenile delinquency, mumbling and hiding his head under a red plaid blanket. - N. Y. Times
3467 Usenet is like letters to the editor, only without an editor. - Larry Wall
3468 Who are you going to believe? Me or that lying sheep? -- Jim McKie
3469 Line 3 of "/usr/add-on/trouble/bin/trouble": syntax error; saw '<'. Undefined: "Main"
3470 I don't think you can really know how heavy something is until it has fallen on you. --LeMel Hebert-Williams
3471 I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not. --Alan Smithee
3472 Are you sure you want to send 'Pleonasm' to the recycle bin?
3473 The days of the digital watch are numbered. -Tom Stoppard
3474 ^Eds: SUBS 3rd graf, `So what's ...' to remove accent from 'derriere.'
3475 WELL YOU MISSED IT. I WAS ON THE RADIO AND WAS IN A CONTEST TO WIN FLEETWOOD MAC TICKETS. I WAS MCNICKOLS. I WORE A TUTU AND POURED 2 GAL. OF HERSHY CHOC. OVER MY HEAD. I GOT 2ND A GIRL IN A TEDDY EATING DOG FOOD AND BARKING WON. MALE JUDGES GO FIGURE (IT WAS SEE THROUGH)
3476 <A HREF="http://images.nytimes.com/RealMedia/ads/click_lx.ads/www.nytimes.com/index.html/0/Left/attbmd011/att4-head.gif/63636232316630323334393032316530" target="_top"><IMG SRC="http://images.nytimes.com/RealMedia/ads/adstream_lx.ads/www.nytimes.com/index.html/0/Left/attbmd011/att4-head.gif/63636232316630323334393032316530" border=0 WIDTH=468 HEIGHT=60 ALT="Just add AT&T" ></A>
3477 It's a very good idea to compare apples and oranges, that's a big part of what thinking is about. - Penn Jillette
3478 Your glasses will include miniature video cameras that will give you a stereo vision of your environment. -- Arno Penzias
3479 Music is the pleasure the human soul experiences from counting without being aware that it is counting. -Leibnitz
3480 ^Bearded lady, friend killed in possible case of mistaken identity<
3481 I think I'm getting mellow in my old age. - Phil Winterbottom
3482 Cu' si marita sta contentu 'nu giornu, cu' ammazza 'u porco sta contentu n'annu
3483 How can they identify me? I had a mask on. - Weird News criminal
3484 If it has more than three chords, it's Jazz. - Lou Reed
3485 If there were a god, we'd be able to walk upright without back problems. -Penn Jillette
3486 Birds are entangled by their feet and men by their tongues.
3487 No viewpoints are banned. Except those banned by the law. -- Iranian President Mohammed Khatami
3488 uopt: Warning: insert_aux__91deque__pt__78_21basic_string__pt__2_c45__default_alloc_template__pt__13_XCiL11XCiL10XCUiL10F103__deque_iterator__pt__79_21basic_string__pt__2_cR21basic_string__pt__2_cP21basic_string__pt__2_cXCUiL10105__deque_iterator__pt__81_ exceeds size threshold; to optimize this procedure, use -Olimit option with value >= 1217.
3489 "shaneystl.c", line 24: Note: Type "CC -migration" for more on anachronisms.
3490 The Lucent Real Estate Strategic Intent: "One ignited team, unleashing productivity through bold work place solutions and unforgettable service."
3491 This program cannot be run in DOS mode.
3492 Your mouse has moved. Windows NT must be restarted for the change to take effect. Reboot now?
3493 Millenium parties/with loud music, lights and joy;/then, how cold!
3494 Stupid programmer,/think ahead next time, when the/power's back.
3495 Windows 98 is/compliant with minor bugs,/store water!
3496 Hire more programmers/for Y2k Bug now -- Oops,/lights are out!
3497 Y2k is just/a scam for consultants -- hey/Martial law!
3498 Two digits lost,/the railroad switch spills coal --/scavengers!
3499 UX:cancel: WARNING: Request "SPARCprinterII-64" is done. TO FIX: It is too late to do anything with it.
3500 If you give a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day. If you set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
3501 We don't write assembly language, we steal it. - brucee
3502 The Elements of Style is as much as guide to success as it is to grammer. - Reader on amazon.com
3503 Simon says, ``Don't be so suggestible.''
3504 The IAU reports that RX Pup has returned to a state of high excitation and has had a mass-ejection event.
3505 JAVA truly is the great equalizing software. It has reduced all computers to mediocrity and buggyness. - NASA's J-Track web site
3506 warning: Hit heuristic-fence-post without finding enclosing function for address 0xfa2e470
3507 You're just a hologram - I outrank you.
3508 Mechanically Separated Chicken. - Ingredient label
3510 Stare at the thumbnails closely to view larger images.
3511 This is a ruggedized telephone, it does everything a normal telephone does, but ruggedly. - Al Gore
3512 All along the untrodden paths of the future, I can see the footprints of an unseen hand. Sir Boyle Roche, MP
3513 There's really no way to fix this, and still keep Perl pathologically eclectic.
3514 Welcome to Netscape Quality Feedback Agent - Step 1 of 3
3515 FOR FASTER SERVICE, PLEASE CALL US WITH YOUR REFILLS 24 HOURS IN ADVANCE
3516 Anthrax is cool. - Tad Hunt
3517 (never claims generated from LTL formulae are stutter-closed)
3518 /text/plain00charsetUTF-80 you stuff by snail,
3519 War in the Clinton era is just P.R. by other means. - Michael Hirschorn
3520 If I can see a bit further it is because I stand on the shoulders of Hungarians. - Mathematician Paul Winkler
3521 I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs. - Sam Goldwyn
3522 We do not need phones, we have a lot of messenger boys - British Scientist in 1876
3523 I did write and prove correct a 20-line program in January, but I made the mistake of testing it on our VAX and it had an error, which two weeks of searching didn't uncover, so there went one publication out the window. - David Gries, 1980
3524 It's not whether you win or lose; it's where you place the blame.
3525 ISDN: PPP-Daemon funktioniert nicht mehr
3526 Hey medalist, don't forget to take out the recycling. -- Bonnie Thompson
3527 There are three kinds of people - those who can count, and those who can't.
3528 You buy 'em books and you buy 'em books and they just chew on the covers.
3529 I wouldn't give your troubles to a monkey on a rock.
3530 This should only be a momentary outage, of about 10 minutes or so.
3531 The ignored registers are for future backward-compatible extensions. - IA-64 Application Developer's Architecture Guide
3532 /lib/shakespeare/sonnets: limbo program
3533 Does the additional overhead of doing a function call make this act less atomic? -- pip
3534 A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death.
3535 Are you proposing a solution or just whining? - Dave to Dave
3536 Nothing says "happy father's day" quite like the flesh-stripped skull of a moderate sized rodent. - Corey Thompson
3537 You are running the GNOME File Manager as root. As root, you can damage your system, and the File Manager will not stop you.
3538 A document with the name `junk.xls' is already open. You cannot open two documents with the same name, even if the documents are in different folders. To open the second document, either close the document that's currently open, or rename one of the documents. - Microsoft Excel
3539 When your output is negligible, losing a day's work is insignificant. -- presotto to rsc
3540 Expensive solutions to all kinds of problems are often signs of mediocrity. - Ingvar Kamprad, founder of IKEA
3541 Ches is the Dennis Rodman of science. -Cliff Young
3542 if your terminal stops booting, I'll be in the unix room.
3543 ! TeX capacity exceeded, sorry [main memory size=263001].
3544 The system suspend request has been rejected. To conserve power, shut down the computer. - NEC Versa LX
3545 If you don't find it in the index, look very carefully through the entire catalogue. - Sears & Roebuck catalogue, 1897.
3546 This program is protected by US and international copyright laws as described in the About box.
3547 Lucent in Motion is almost in full swing.
3548 pi + onions = opinions
3549 If there was [sic] a single standard for the English language it would not be necessary to support redundant spellings. - OSF1 ls(1) man page
3550 Set an example for your kids by learning to read and write.
3551 21st Century Cyborg Returns To Kill Waitress.
3552 I'm smiling on the outside and beating you senseless on the inside. You creep! -- S.P. Eills
3553 You will set the register! To the correct value!
3554 Anti-Virus Software Users: Some anti-virus software programs may interfere with the download and should be disabled while installing the Microsoft software.
3555 You gotta think of fear as a tool. - Phil Winterbottom
3556 His hand was bitten by his own side in an offhand way. - Mark V. Shaney
3557 The more things change, the more he loves the flag. - Mark V. Shaney
3558 Don't meddle in the mouth. - Mark V. Shaney
3559 Will the call be routed on the same switch or will it go out over a truck to another switch?
3560 I may be a bad woman, but I'm awfully good company. - Fanny Brice
3561 apmd[105]: On-line: * * * (100% unknown)
3562 P.P.S. Thanks for helping make BUY.COM the #l online computer retailer.
3563 I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you're having a good idea but it's just eggs hatching. - Jack Handey
3564 I only lie to the ones I don't like, the ones who ask stupid questions.
3565 The proofs of the associative, commutative, and distributive laws for the integers are exercises in induction which might be called ``Peano playing.'' - An algebra textbook
3566 The observation could be "a real break-through" in osteoporosis treatment. - Science magazine
3567 Life is very strange - compared to what? - Penn Jillette
3568 Your search for difficentralia returned 0 article(s). If this is too many articles you may want to narrow your search. - www.nytimes.com
3569 Sperm bank sued for tossing samples - Headline in Star-Ledger
3570 Spell check: did you mean unicorde? - altavista
3571 The Linux, and in particular the Free Software, movement, if not the mark of technological progress, is the sign of social progress. - muzzetta@videobank.it, in 9fans.
3572 I do hope not to live long enough to see the launch of Quantum Windows. --Artur Ekert
3573 In science, we give our highest award to people that prove us wrong. -- Michael Goudeau
3574 Indian Hill is like the Borg. -- Phil Winterbottom
3575 My sister married a German. He complained he couldn't get a good bagel back home. I said: 'Well, whose fault is that?' - Emo Philips
3576 --rwxr-xr-x M 9501 geoff geoff 1417216 Dec 30 14:16 .
3577 log10: SING error -- borland c/c++ 3.1
3578 You have the power to write your own fortune.
3579 .NOTICE; ;?This comment is definitely out of date
3580 If at first you don't succeed, sky-diving is not for you.
3581 boot: nop...cfs...session...no physical memory
3583 The quantity specified for 3Com Palm Vx is too great. We only have -1 available. - some e-commerce site.
3584 Man-animals cannot fly!
3585 Software is the stuff that never works, always has to be maintained, and hardware is the other stuff. - Arno Penzias
3586 Money, sex, storage, and bandwidth -- these are the things where too much is enough. - Arno Penzias
3587 linux-2.3.99-pre9.tar: limbo program
3588 temp &= 0x07FFFBFB; // clear bits 31 and 30
3589 An error has prevented <%=ServiceName%> from locating the message.
3590 8.out 723: warning: process exceeds 2100 file descriptors
3591 A dirty mind is a perpetual solace. - Air Commodore Sir Charles Kingsford Smith
3592 Vulcan Proverb: Only Nixon could go to China
3593 Why I have to write echo "reboot" > reboot ? I prefer to write this.reboot = reboot - <alter@cybercafe.com.ua> (Alt)
3594 There's method in the key of C.
3595 Computers come in putty-colored boxes and have AUTOEXEC.BAT files and run screen-savers with flying toasters, and brains do not. - Steven Pinker
3596 Your mail regarding "" will be read when I return.
3597 Esperanto, why don't you come to your tenses.
3598 That's why it's distributed. So it's always wrong somewhere.
3599 BT,DT,fixed quite a few of them. - Al "-15kLOC during the last year" Viro
3600 Please wait while Microsoft Outlook exits.
3601 First off, I'd suggest printing out a copy of the GNU coding standards, and NOT read it. Burn them, it's a great symbolic gesture. - Linus Torvalds
3602 Kitchen: Selecting Blendolini Causes Choco-Banana Shake Hang
3603 I hope I can finish the garbage collector before I run out of ice. - brucee
3604 This recipe [for toad in the hole] will stand or fall by the quality of your sausages. - Fanny Farmer
3605 The machine FROG was re-named MESSIAH.
3606 Your coat becomes like a car with the stereo playing and the car phone ringing.
3607 Invalid null command.
3608 We have discovered a pervasive nonstationarity.
3609 No that's your chair. Mine has the drum machine on it. - Tad
3610 Not mistakes - highly co-ordinated mistake opportunity initiatives.
3611 If your neck is as wide as your head ... take the day off.
3612 She will have SME (subject matter experts) from her organization call you ...
3613 Man who stand on toilet ... high on pot.
3614 If your article contains quoted text please take some time to pare it down to just the key points to which you are responding, or people will think you are a dweeb! -a unix news reader
3615 The name "grep" comes from the vi editor. - An undergraduate computer science course
3616 gcc -Isomenonstandardplace -Dverylongoption -Wpleasedontcomplainaboutmyprogramiknowhatimdoing ilikethingstobeclearsoigivemyfileslongnames.c
3617 You are a nuclear menace. Your warhead should be dismantled.
3618 A zone contains the domain names that the domain within the same domain name contains, except for domain names in delegated subdomains.
3619 Subject: [9fans] Re: =?iso-8859-1?Q?=5B9fans=5D_R=E9f=2E_:_=5B9fans=5D_Sun_has_a_Plan_9_inspi?=\n =?iso-8859-1?Q?red_project_called_=22Brazil=22!!=3F=3F=3F?=
3620 //******************************************* A L I G N M E N T **********************************************
3621 ntimesync.c:666 external redeclaration of: whatisthefrequencykenneth
3622 It is my carefully considered opinion that C++ represents an additional hazard to the survival of a project. - Alistair Cockburn
3623 verb = a > b ? 'a': c > d ? 'd': 'c';
3625 Your personality is your greatest invention.
3626 I'd rather make love amongst the flowers than take lots of cold showers.
3627 There is not enough memory to load all your extensions.
3628 VbeSignature should be set to 'VBE2' when function is called to indicate VBE3.0 information is desired.
3629 Zoinks! Jimminy-jillikers, B-man, that is strange! =)
3630 A great deal of agonizing and very little decisiveness went into resolving this issue -- Rob Pike
3631 /opt/gcc-2.95.2-irix6.2-o32/lib/gcc-lib/mips-sgi-irix5.3/2.95.2/cpp -lang-c -v -I. -D__GNUC__=2 -D__GNUC_MINOR__=95 -Dunix -Dmips -Dsgi -Dhost_mips -DMIPSEB -D_MIPSEB -DSYSTYPE_SVR4 -D_SVR4_SOURCE -D_MODERN_C -D__DSO__ -D_MIPS_SIM=_MIPS_SIM_ABI32 -D_MIPS_SZPTR=32 -D__unix__ -D__mips__ -D__sgi__ -D__host_mips__ -D__MIPSEB__ -D_MIPSEB -D__SYSTYPE_SVR4__ -D_SVR4_SOURCE -D_MODERN_C -D__DSO__ -D_MIPS_SIM=_MIPS_SIM_ABI32 -D_MIPS_SZPTR=32 -D__unix -D__mips -D__sgi -D__host_mips -D__MIPSEB -D__SYSTYPE_SVR4 -Asystem(unix) -Asystem(svr4) -Acpu(mips) -Amachine(sgi) -D__CHAR_UNSIGNED__ -g -Wall -pedantic -D__LANGUAGE_C -D_LANGUAGE_C -DLANGUAGE_C -D__SIZE_TYPE__=unsigned int -D__PTRDIFF_TYPE__=int -D__EXTENSIONS__ -D_SGI_SOURCE -D_LONGLONG -D_MIPS_FPSET=16 -D_MIPS_ISA=_MIPS_ISA_MIPS1 -D_MIPS_SZINT=32 -D_MIPS_SZLONG=32 u9fs.c /var/tmp/ccDttncm.i
3632 The Business Controls Communicator has been renamed to the GFS Process Assurance Communicator.
3633 We don't write anything in Perl anymore, because [ksh93] has all the functionality built in. - David Korn, quoted on Slashdot
3634 mk: no recipe to make 'rio.data.fsys.menu.scrl.time.util.wctl.wind.xfid.'
3635 Lucent Technologies and strategic partner Fatbrain are pleased to announce ...
3636 artist: unrecognized message 'Elvis Costello'
3637 It's not only stupid it's wrong!
3638 Routers don't need IP addresses. -- Alex Mezhibovsky
3639 syntax error on line 1, teletype / syntax error on line 1, teletype * 0000110 e9 u 8a h ? q m P ` { a7 $ d4 | + ~ = /
3640 So long as system messages are phrased as if a patronising aunt were addressing a retarded 4-year-old, they will continue to love it. - Patrick Ford on Macheads
3641 NT password change form: Password Change Unsuccessful: DS getobject failed for WinNT://AP01/na01\presotto: Error 80005004,.
3642 I hope my TV's software update finishes before Gilligan's Island is on.
3643 rc: Usage: whatis name ...: fd out of range or not open
3644 System time is a count of 100-nanosecond intervals since January 1, 1601. - Windows DDK Docs
3645 There is insufficient memory. Save your document now. - Microsoft Word
3646 0x00FFFFFFUL (ˈɒfəl). Also 4 ofall, 5 offale, -aile, 6 offalle, -awle,
3647 The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable man persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man. -- George Bernard Shaw
3648 A woman is only a woman, but I'm awfully good company. - Bill Gates
3649 It is most enjoyable to talk with you.
3650 Lucky Numbers 12, 14, 19, 24, 36, 43
3651 Lucky Numbers `{seq 100}
3652 junk: 644 mode. Remove ? (yes/no)[no] :
3653 Pharr is about a day and a half.
3654 OBJECTS IN MIRROR ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR
3655 I found VC++ GUI programming more grief than COBOL using cards! :-)
3656 "If blackouts are going to occur, there's no reason for us to be kept in the dark," Governor Davis said.
3657 --24 May 2001 Trojans are Stealthy, Damaging and Tenacious
3658 (gdb) maintenance demangle __17__class_type_infoPCcPCQ217__class_type_info9base_infoUl
3659 Registering your product will also allow us to contact you in the unlikely event that you need adjustment or modification. - Sony registration card.
3660 Chinese Web Site Replaces CEO.
3661 Today is `pissed off at GNU software' day.
3662 You have less than .027278% chance of getting this fortune. Aren't you lucky?
3663 You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.
3664 The goal of the experimental trials with the artificial heart is to "double the life span of these patients" to 60 days, Lederman said.
3665 I prefer other's wives, but my own toilet. - Japanese proverb
3666 /bin/../lib/gcc-lib/i386-lucent-plan9/3.0/../../../../i386-lucent-plan9/lib/i386-lucent-plan9/3.0/
3667 What Jesus fails to appreciate, is that it's the meek that are the problem.
3668 XML is the Lisp of the 90's.
3669 # DO NOT PUT ANYTHING AFTER THIS LINE, IT WILL GO AWAY.
3670 Gpklinux uses ld.so 1.9.11 libc6 2.1.3 libc5 5.4.46 binutils 2.9.5.0.37 gcc 2.95.2
3671 The dreck was my idea. - Samuel Z. Arkoff
3672 Please email me off-list if you wish to discuss off-topicness. -Rick Hohensee
3673 I have an x86 assembler in Bash. Would that be helpful for porting Plan 9 libs to unix? -Rick Hohensee
3674 Caches aren't architecture, they're just optimization. - Rob Pike
3675 I will inform you soon later.
3676 Formatting 20,00.77M - Windows 95
3678 canlock: corrupted 0xcafebabe
3679 And the fear of you shall be the noise of a broiled fish, and all creeping things that creep upon the earth.
3680 Child process unexpectedly missing: No child processes.
3681 proto.c:435 syntax error, last name: WRONG
3682 The output string must have enough room, or else. - comment in VMware XFree86 driver
3683 gcc -c -O2 -fno-strength-reduce -ansi -pedantic -Wall -Wpointer-arith -I. -Ipublic -Ivmx/public -I../../../../../../programs/Xserver/hw/xfree86/common -I../../../../../../programs/Xserver/hw/xfree86/os-support -I../../../../../../programs/Xserver/mfb -I../../../../../../programs/Xserver/mi -I../../../../../../programs/Xserver/hw/xfree86/int10 -I../../../../../../programs/Xserver/cfb -I../../../../../../programs/Xserver/hw/xfree86/xaa -I../../../../../../programs/Xserver/hw/xfree86/rac -I../../../../../../programs/Xserver/hw/xfree86/vgahw -I../../../../../../programs/Xserver/hw/xfree86/fbdevhw -I../../../../../../programs/Xserver/hw/xfree86/ramdac -I../../../../../../programs/Xserver/hw/xfree86/ddc -I../../../../../../programs/Xserver/hw/xfree86/i2c -I../../../../../../programs/Xserver/Xext -I../../../../../../programs/Xserver/hw/xfree86/xf8_32bpp -I../../../../../../include/fonts -I../../../../../../programs/Xserver/include -I../../../../../../exports/include/X11 -I../../../../../../programs/Xserver/hw/xfree86/xf24_32bpp -I../../../../../../programs/Xserver/hw/xfree86/shadowfb -I../../../../../../include/extensions -I../../../../../../programs/Xserver/hw/xfree86/os-support/vbe -I../../../../../.. -I../../../../../../exports/include -Dlinux -D__i386__ -D_POSIX_C_SOURCE=199309L -D_POSIX_SOURCE -D_XOPEN_SOURCE -D_BSD_SOURCE -D_SVID_SOURCE -D__NO_STRING_INLINES -D_GNU_SOURCE -DSHAPE -DXINPUT -DXKB -DLBX -DXAPPGROUP -DXCSECURITY -DTOGCUP -DXF86BIGFONT -DDPMSExtension -DPIXPRIV -DPANORAMIX -DRENDER -DGCCUSESGAS -DAVOID_GLYPHBLT -DPIXPRIV -DSINGLEDEPTH -DXFreeXDGA -DXvExtension -DXFree86LOADER -DXFree86Server -DXF86VIDMODE -DSMART_SCHEDULE -DBUILDDEBUG -DX_BYTE_ORDER=X_LITTLE_ENDIAN -DNDEBUG -DFUNCPROTO=15 -DNARROWPROTO -DIN_MODULE -DXFree86Module -DPSZ=8 -fPIC bits2pixels.c
3684 If your home page is where your heart is, here's where to stay: University Park HOTEL@MIT
3685 A lie of omission is still a lie.
3686 Mountains come out of the sky and they stand there!
3687 The gun law in Queensland is as follows: if you run out of petrol don't run out of bullets.
3688 America? Astounding! All because of a fellow named Columbus and poor navigation!
3689 Warning: MS SQL message: Login failed for user 'webreadonly'. Reason: Not associated with a trusted SQL Server connection. (severity 14) in C:\Inetpub\www.escient.com\buy.php on line 136
3690 uname: not super user
3691 2001.08.30=11:45:58.88-0400 transcript/666/12016387293 nutmeg[667] transcript: Daisy: Please say, Daisy its David or David. Or say, Daisy its me, so I know who you are.
3692 Does anyone have Richard Stallman's phone number? I want to call him and tell him exactly what I think of his software. Criticism wants to be free. -dhog
3693 Devil Duckie, when you float, it's like I'm bathing in a flaming moat!
3695 Free Dmitri - with every e-book!
3696 Due to the sophisticated nature of DSL, Verizon Online cannot guarantee uninterrupted or error-free service, or the speed of your service.
3697 %HVHI-W-TOOMUCHQI, Your QI level has exceeded your daily quota. Please log off now!
3698 In the bad old days you'd just write a five line function to [calculate a CRC]. In the good new days, you declare a CRC class with at least three constructors, a destructor, a copy constructor, an assignment operator, a Calculate method, and then you make the calculated value private because God forbid people should be allowed to access it directly and then you need an accessor method, or why not have several such as GetCRCAsFormattedString I think I'll go and lie down now it must be time for my medication. - Andrew Simmons
3699 eThay ummarysay orfay isthay Apanesejay agepay ontainscay aracterschay atthay annotcay ebay orrectlycay isplayedday inway isthay anguagelay/aracterchay etsay.
3700 Subject: MVS Host "ET" Change - Connect:Direct(NDM) & TSO
3701 You can't tell a book if the title is covered.
3702 It's not impossible - just really unfair.
3703 I hate nostalgia. I hated it then and I hate it now.
3704 cvs [checkout aborted]: cannot rename file .new.glwdrawin to glwdrawingareamakecurrent.gl: Invalid argument
3705 Strong vinegar will break its own vessel.
3706 It's impossible to hold two watermelons in one hand.
3707 He lost both Ali-pilaf and Vali-pilaf.
3708 When things don't go right, even halva will break your tooth.
3709 He can't crumble dumplings for himself, yet he cuts noods for others.
3710 He who burns his mouth on milk will blow on yogurt when eating it.
3711 If you don't have honey, have a honey tongue.
3712 My little pilaf and I won't have headache.
3713 To be hungry is better than to be in debt.
3714 Better to eat cheese and bread than pilaf that is given as a favor.
3715 He who pities his lamb can't eat kebab.
3716 The molla saw pilaf and forgot about the Koran
3717 I bought doshab; it turned out to be honey.
3718 Neither cooked at home nor brought from the neighbor's.
3719 Give a gift, never mind if it's a rotten nut.
3720 He is a man who gives bread.
3721 No one calls his ayran sour.
3722 The curd seller will come to our yard, too.
3723 When a tree bears much fruit, it bends low.
3724 You haven't eaten the goose's meat, so you don't know how it tastes.
3725 You don't have a cherry orchard so how do you know what kind of bird a quail is.
3726 Don't offer "bahmaz" to someone who has honey.
3727 How can a donkey know what saffron is?
3728 He has his bread on his knees.
3729 He is one who treads on bread.
3730 You don't give milk to a the child who doesn't cry.
3731 Your mouth won't get sweet just by saying "halva-halva".
3732 Neither meat, nor fish.
3733 We cut salt and bread together.
3734 Say "hello" 40 times to the place where you have tried salt at least once.
3735 Even if your relative eats your meat, he will never discard your bones.
3736 Apricots in the orchard brought so many greetings. When the apricots were gone, so were the greetings.
3737 Be hungry, but don't beg.
3738 Count the chickens in autumn.
3739 Whatever you put on your pilaf will appear on your spoon.
3740 If it works, yogurt; if not, ayran.
3741 Even if the onion is sharp, it has its own place on the table.
3742 Today's egg is better than tomorrow's hen.
3743 My advice to you: grind your own grain.
3744 Don't put garlic on your head if it doesn't hurt.
3745 You can't make stew with cheap meat.
3746 Don't eat "turshu" in front of a sick man.
3747 He gets wool from eggs.
3748 He scoops cream off water.
3749 When you're young, carry stones. When you're old, eat pilaf.
3750 Milk pilov is good one day at our place, the next day at yours.
3751 He doesn't pay for the meat, but grabs the biggest "kuftas".
3752 I neither kneaded nor baked, but I found a ready cake.
3753 WARNING: terminal is not fully functional
- (press RETURN)
3754 Makefile:7: *** missing separator (did you mean TAB instead of 8 spaces?). Stop
3755 Dear Knowledge Management Network,
3757 Belvime i no send this mail for make spam!
3758 Absquotilate it in style, you old skunk,..and show the gentlemen what you can do.
3759 Promoting XEmacs from Editors to Red Hat Linux
3760 DO NOT BE SELFISH! SHARE YOUR TIME WITH AN AWESOME SOLE MATE
3761 If emacs buffers were limited to the size of memory, it would not be possible to edit /dev/mem. -tb@becket.net
3762 Linux: written by amateurs for amateurs. - D. Presotto
3763 With free-friends like that who needs free-enemies?
3764 When will they understand the difference between an unmitigated disaster and a total catastrophe?
3765 This is not LINUX! This is Plan 9. There are rules. -boyd/walter
3766 GCC is like a very large city. None of it makes sense, but its citizens cannot escape from it. -Lucio De Re
3767 Subject: Unidentified subject!
3768 Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja!...Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
3769 A person who knowingly causes a nuclear weapon explosion...is guilty of an offence. - British Prohibitions and Inspections Act 1998 s47(1)(a)
3770 msgPtr->EMM_RSP_OLC_ACK_FWD_H2250LCACKP.bit_mask &= ~EM_H2250LCAP_dynamicRTPPayloadType_present;
3771 Cookie import from '/usr/dhog/lib/cookies' failed: fil
3772 Reality has got to stop! --Mel Lastman, Mayor of Toronto
3773 Do you want to restart now?
3774 Completed updating files, continuing to load Windows...
3775 Enter your network password for Microsoft Networking.
3776 Updating System Settings...
3777 Give me source! Give me challenge! Give me ideas and theory and a fresh way at looking at our life! For people who crave knowledge and really want to understand our world there will always be smart projects like Plan 9. -- northern_snow78@yahoo.com
3778 Alas! The onion you are eating is someone else's water lily.
3779 Friends are better than monkeys.
3780 ODBC API Function SQLGetPrivateProfileString is not currently implemented. Further warnings will be suppressed. hello world
3781 More Not-Yet-Published Bestsellers - category on amazon.com
3782 So, according to Rob Pike, "Window Systems Should Be Transparent", eh? Fortunately, Mac OS X supports *that* feature! - Brendan Connell
3783 cat: read failed: Reached the end of the file.
3784 Windows XP ... is the ``most reliable Windows ever.'' To me, this is like saying that asparagus is ``the most articulate vegetable ever.'' - Dave Barry
3785 Missouri loves company.
3786 Why do you think a country that cannot measure in metric will switch to IPv6?
3787 To me, dynamic libraries are like clowns. In both cases, I was frightened by one at an impressionable age and have loathed them ever since (Bozo tripped on his microphone and fell on me when I was 3, Multics got me at college). - Dave Presotto
3788 The ``Never put snow on a frostbitten part'' virus has been detected within Lucent Technologies. This virus arrives in email with a subject: Why polish the corners off a sphere in a roomful of cubes?
3789 Welcome To Slide Card
3790 I didn't want to be frustrated my whole career, so I moved into computing instead. -Douglas Gwyn
3791 O Factotum, velut luna, statu variabilis!
3792 ls: /n/x/*start*: "/n/x/*start*" "./*start*" "./n/kfs/inferno/*start*" does not exist
3793 Too many color components: 0, max 10
3794 A sheet of sandpaper makes a cheap and effective substitute for costly maps when visiting the Sahara.
3795 A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep.
3796 rio: can't open display: initdisplay: /dev/draw/new: "/env/tabstop" file does not exist
3797 The full documentation for cat is maintained as a Texinfo manual. If the info and cat programs are properly installed at your site, the command "info cat" should give you access to the complete manual.
3798 Whether the stone hits the pitcher or the pitcher hits the stone, it's going to be bad for the pitcher.
3799 Subject: Convenience Center Equipment Training
3800 So, I'm getting on now, and people ask me, `What's it like to be old?' And I tell them ... I don't feel old, I feel young -- except there's something wrong with me. - Chuck Jones
3801 Thank You for Logging Out!
3802 **THIS IS AN AUTOMATED MESSAGE FROM SOFTSHOE**
3803 Perhaps we could also have a special section for the words of the prophet Bushnell, crying out in the wilderness - "The GNU Public Licence is a jealous Licence, Thou shalt have none other Licence but me" - andrew@mbmnz.co.nz
3804 My belief is Sean's belief is Phil did it all wrong. - Sean Quinlan.
3805 Ten Years Experience. New Needle. - sign on tattoo parlor
3806 Please: Do Not Touch. Do Not Turn Crank. (This is Art: Nothing will happen if you turn the crank except that it might fall off.)
3807 The Journal will accept papers and letters in Microsoft Word only.
3808 That's nothing.. RMS sent me a .doc file the other day...
3809 Belief is the death of intelligence.
3810 ls: /usr/ken/bin: phase error -- cannot happen
3811 To opt out from future mailings CLICK HERE
3812 The X server config file can be found in a range of locations. These are documented fully in the XF86Config(5x) manual page.
3813 Welcome to First Time Wizard.
3814 panic: cannot happen? -rsc
3815 Select 'Yes' if you need a Logo Motion on boot.
3816 The Electric God, the Fire God, all came out to help the Falun in clearing up evil demons with their supernormal capabilities resembling electricity, fire, and tornadoes.
3817 These actions are prohibited by law if you do not accept this License.
3818 gcc.c:610: warning: string length `930' is greater than the length `509' ISO C89 compilers are required to support
3819 One finger can't open up an anus.
3820 The path to enlightenment requires no software.
3821 Notegroups! They kill you!
3822 Question: Did you ever have an important idea that you wanted to jot down, but... your portable, fold-up keyboard is all folded up in your pocket, and there isn't any flat place around to set it up on anyway?
3823 Let's take Stallman's opinions and agree with them, even though we're not sure what he's talking about. -- someone on slashdot
3824 They call themselves flower children but all I see is a lot of weed.
3825 One in three criminals have cats.
3826 "I instructed people on the team to follow the document retention policy, which I knew would result in the destruction of documents." -David B. Duncan
3827 REMINDER! You're About to Get SMART!
3828 Please note, the HomeLink logout button has moved to the upper right hand corner of the screen.
3829 The function will not return until a character is read or the terminal is destroyed.
3830 Expect change, refresh your browser often.
3831 cpp0: Cannot allocate 939136576 bytes after allocating 457620 bytes
3832 I'm Catholic in the same sense that if a cow was born in a tree then it's a bird.
3833 You know, it's interesting, there is a universal God, in my opinion. - George W. Bush
3834 Welcome, rqzgc_mfuv8
3835 String manipulation is more complex than linked list manipulation.
3836 The PSPDN TE sends data to the GPRS TE by use of the GSM PLMN GPRS DNIC.
3837 A non-functioning unit should no longer be used.
3838 Turing's ``imitation game'' eerily presaged today's world of chat rooms, where men pretend to be women, having lesbian cybersex with other women who are, in fact, men. - NYT Magazine, 8/3/2002
3839 Computers are crap, but the Apple store offers a world without toilets. - James Grimmelmann
3840 Please, serious  inquiries only.
3841 He that steals a Bell-weather, shall be discover'd by the Bell.
3842 To avoid undesired effects of optimizing compilers, use the SecureZeroMemory function.
3843 A program that executes more instructions runs slower. - Pike's Law
3844 The identity range managed by replication is full and must be updated by a replication agent. The INSERT conflict occurred in database 'prevacid', table 'PROCESS_CODES', column 'ID'.
3845 Don't go with a spineless ISP. We have more backbone!
3846 *** {02.38.001} Win - Multiple Trillian vulnerabilities
3847 Isn't it funny how people say they'll never grow up to be their parents, then one day they look in the mirror and they're moving aircraft carriers into the Gulf region? - the Onion
3848 If you're like most people, and chances are pretty good that you are, ...
3849 PCMCIA == "People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms"
3850 Do not be distracted by meaningless messages.
3851 c++ -O2 -fno-exceptions -fno-check-new -Wall -pedantic -W -Wpointer-arith -Wmissing-prototypes -Wwrite-strings -Wno-long-long -fno-builtin -O -pipe -DBSD -DQT_CLEAN_NAMESPACE -DQT_NO_COMPAT -DQT_NO_ASCII_CAST -o konq main.o mainwindow.o -Wl,-export-dynamic ../kdesrc/kio/http/kcookiejar/.libs/libkcookiejar.a -L/usr/X11R6/lib -ljpeg -L/usr/local/lib -ljpeg -L/usr/lib -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg ../kdesrc/kio/.libs/libkio.a -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg ../kdesrc/kparts/.libs/libkparts.a -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg ../kdesrc/khtml/.libs/libkhtml.a -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg ../kdesrc/kio/http/.libs/libkiohttp.a -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg ../dropin/kparts/.libs/libkpartsdropin.a -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg ../kdesrc/khtml/ecma/.libs/kjs_html.a -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -lssl -lcrypto -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -lqt2 -lpng -lz -ljpeg -lXext -lX11 -lSM -lICE -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -lm -ljpeg -lgcc -lstdc++
3852 Please browse the site to see our full range of services, we can remain customer focused and goal-directed, innovate and be an inside-out organization which facilitates sticky web-readiness transforming turnkey eyeballs to brand 24/365 paradigms with benchmark turnkey channels implementing viral e-services and dot-com action-items while we take that action item off-line and raise a red flag and remember touch base as you think about the red tape outside of the box and seize B2B e-tailers and re-envisioneer innovative partnerships that evolve dot-com initiatives delivering synergistic earballs to incentivize. - www.anadrom.net
3853 If you're calling to report a death, please press or say, "One".
3854 i'm running windows xp under vmware in a vnc on linux being viewed from plan 9. (got that?) - rob
3855 User: support@games.yahoo.com send to you mail with virus. Please check mail in attach !
3856 Subject: I NEED YOUR ASSISTANT
3857 Lucent's motto: Let's make things harder
3858 MOZILLA_FIVE_HOME=/opt/netscape-6.2.3-us
3859 If you haven't heard of XML yet, you must be living under a rock! - Programming in the .NET Environment
3860 The second line computes the sinus of the result. - Programming in the .NET Environment
3861 Where would Christianity be if Jesus got eight to fifteen years, with time off for good behavior? -- New York Senator James H. Donovan on capital punishment.
3862 rsc 5202 0:00 0:00 1710768K Rendez 8.portmapd
3863 http://www.fortunecookieadvertising.com
3864 A short stranger will soon enter your life.
3865 Click Here to GET the penis you want today!!!
3866 The envMaxSize field is the environment file size. It must not exceed envMaxSize.
3867 parser.h:16: ISO C++ forbids declaration of `ConsumeOffendingSymbol'
3868 Click on the following link if you don't want to recieve any more email.
3869 /usr/include/c++/3.2/backward/backward_warning.h:32:2: warning: #warning This file includes at least one deprecated or antiquated header. Please consider using one of the 32 headers found in section 17.4.1.2 of the C++ standard. Examples include substituting the <X> header for the <X.h> header for C++ includes, or <sstream> instead of the deprecated header <strstream.h>. To disable this warning use -Wno-deprecated.
3870 with venti there's not a simple way to do anything. - rsc
3871 Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
3872 static unsigned int minSz = sizeof(uslOBJECT_T);//calculate only the once!
3873 Can be applied directly on top of Tornado AE1.1 Cumulative Patch3, or on top of Tornado AE1.1 Cumulative Patch3 + patch 82607 + patch 83172. Patch 82607 and patch 83172 can not be applied on top of patch 84031.
3874 Existence of this file indicates that the Nautilus configuration druid has been presented. You can manually erase this file to present the druid again.
3876 H e ll o, I a m lo ok in g fo r a ni c e m a n. I f yo u w oul d li k e t o co rre on d wi th m e, pl ea se c li c k t h e li n k be w.
3877 If email advertising won't sell your product than nothing will.
3878 The colorful name kill() harks back to the origin of these interfaces in UNIX BSD.
3879 Earthquakes don't kill people; buildings do. - seismologists' saying
3880 Sorry, There are no Williams-Sonoma stores within 1400 miles of your location.
3881 Few, few the bird make her nest.
3882 Four eyes does see better than two.
3883 So many heads so much opinions.
3884 What come in to me for an ear yet out for another.
3885 The walls have hearsay.
3886 He has a part in the coke.
3887 He has the throat paved.
3888 Its are some blu stories.
3890 Nothing some money, nothing of Swiss.
3891 He has discorvered the pot to roses.
3892 Laugh at throat displaied.
3893 That make to come water in the mouth.
3894 To become of bishop miller.
3895 He sleeps as a marmot.
3896 Take the moon with the teeth.
3898 He is armed of foot at up.
3899 In the country of blinds, the one eyed men are kings.
3900 To build castles in Espagnish.
3901 Cat scalded fear the cold water.
3902 A take is better that two you shall have.
3903 To eat of the cow mad.
3904 To have a hare memory.
3905 That which feel one's snotly blow blow one's nose.
3906 To be weted even to the bones.
3907 The dress don't make the monk.
3908 The man propose, and God dispose.
3909 To throw the handle afterwards the axe.
3910 Take out the live coals with the hand of the cat.
3911 A horse baared don't look him in the tooth.
3912 Take the occasion for the hairs.
3913 To buy a cat in pocket.
3914 He eat untill to can't more.
3915 He has a good top tongue.
3916 The dog than bark not bite.
3917 It freezes to break the stones.
3918 It want to beat the iron during it is hot.
3919 To the foulish words, no answer.
3921 He has the tongue very free.
3922 He is more in debt but he weigh.
3924 He don't know where give with the head.
3925 I upon the night all cats are gray.
3926 The stone as roll not heap up not foam.
3927 Every country has their uses.
3928 They shurt him the doar in face.
3929 With the time come one s to the end of all.
3930 Big head, little sens.
3931 He has fond the knuckle of the business.
3932 Words and feathers the wind carry them.
3933 He turns as a weath turcocl.
3934 A barber shave another.
3935 Belly famished has no ears.
3936 To good appetite it not want any sauce.
3937 There is not better sauce who has the appetite.
3938 The pains come at horse and turn one's self at foot.
3939 It is not for you that the oven is heated.
3940 To force to forge, becomes smith.
3941 Keep the curtains, the farce is played.
3942 Keep the chestnut of the fire with the cat foot.
3943 Friendship of a child is water into a basket.
3944 Burn the politeness.
3945 Tell me whom thou frequent, i will tell you which you are.
3946 After the paunch comes the dance.
3948 Of the hand to mouth, one lose often the soup.
3950 It is a basket bored.
3951 To look for a needle in a hay bundle.
3952 Tu dispute upon the needle top.
3953 To live in a small cleanness point.
3954 It must to break the stone for to have almond.
3955 To make paps for the cats.
3957 To craunch the marmoset.
3958 IF YOU THINK THIS IS SPAM PLEASE REMOVE YOUR EMAIL OUR LIST
3959 Linux programmer's mind: don't invalidate the D-cache unless it wasn't enabled
3960 You should be automatically redirected to the new page in 0 seconds.
3961 `An improvement is something your program will not work with and a bug fix is something it will not work without' -- Roger Needham
3962 PLEASE! Don't urinate on the specimen.
3963 For those who only have time to read Slashdot, may God protect you on your journey towards technical obsolescence. - David Patterson, on Slashdot
3964 Homeland security begins at home. - Seattle mayor Greg Nickels
3965 1 Dir(s) 70,368,744,161,280 bytes free
3966 Has Your Life Been Ruined by Evil?
3967 smtpdaemon is needed by diskcheck-1.4.2 - Red Hat Linux
3968 You want to make your way in the CS field? Simple. Calculate rough time of amnesia (hell, 10 years is plenty, probably 10 months is plenty), go to the dusty archives, dig out something fun, and go for it. It's worked for many people, and it can work for you. - Ron Minnich
3969 Recent studies have proven what most people already know: That most Penis Enlargement Pills are completely useless. We set out to design a program that really works.
3970 From a Walgreen's receipt: I'm JESUS. I'm here to serve you with our "7 Service Basics"
3971 I just realised something... I am NOT a nerd, and none of this stuff matters. I'm Outta Here! - some guy on Slashdot
3972 Everything in UNIX is modelled as a "file", whereas in Plan9 everything is modelled after a "burrito" - some guy on Slashdot
3973 Sense of terminal's easiness and functional file server!
3974 Practically noiseless and impossible to explode. - ad for the 1897 Oldsmobile
3975 info: Terminal type `dumb' is not smart enough to run Info.
3976 k=k; /* To suppress warning */
3977 debug1: Miscellaneous failure
3978 That doesn't make sense to me. But then, you are very small. Perhaps you're right.
3979 A company is only as good as its least imaginative manager.
3980 Thank you for ordering from MEDCO SUPPLY COMPANY, INC., where 100% satisfaction is gu
3981 (mozilla-bin:3115): Gtk-WARNING **: A floating object was finalized. This means that someone called g_object_unref() on an object that had only a floating reference; the initial floating reference is not owned by anyone and must be removed with gtk_object_sink() after a normal reference is obtained with g_object_ref(). - exit message from Mozilla
3982 Hurray! We have successfully exploited a buffer overflow on the plan9 operating system! And most importantly, we did the most useful thing possible: we exited the shell. If you ever gain access to a plan9 box, remember that the smartest thing you can do is logout. - phrack article
3983 You have synapses? I wish I did. My neurons communicate by shouting. It gets pretty noisy in my head. Some times all six of them are shouting at the same time. - presotto
3984 Failed silent installation. May be failed to allocate Memory.!
3985 An extended error was returned from the server. This is typically a string or buffer containing a verbose error message. Call InternetGetLastResponseInfo to retrieve the error text.
3986 If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space.
3987 if_de.c:2401: sc->tulip_mediums[media] = mi;
3988 Please let us know if there is anything we can do to make your stay more magical. Please note the field below is limited to 29 characters. - Disney World hotel reservation web page
3989 Telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head meows in Los Angeles. And radio operates exactly the same way — you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat. -Albert Einstein
3990 Hi. My name is %{NAME%}%, I am 25 years of age. I happen to see your profile on the internet. Come visit me some more by viewing my site. Ethel
3991 As complicated as the semantics of virtual inheritance may seem, its support within the compiler has proven even more complicated. - Stanley Lippman, Inside the C++ Object Model
3992 Who needs hallucinatory drugs when we've got quantum physics?
3993 The essence of XML is this: the problem it solves is not hard, and it does not solve the problem well. - Phil Wadler, POPL 2003
3994 tcp_extensions="YES". really i wanted "MAYBE" or "GOODQUESTION" or "YOUTELLME" or "YOU'RETHECOMPUTER!" - forsyth
3995 int parse_url(unsigned char *url, int *prlen, unsigned char **user, int *uslen, unsigned char **pass, int *palen, unsigned char **host, int *holen, unsigned char **port, int *polen, unsigned char **data, int *dalen, unsigned char **post)
3996 Please select an Aardvark
3997 This thing is like a quarry where every pebble has something bad hidden underneath - Presotto about the Links source.
3998 fortune 1907: suicide: sys: trap: divide error pc=0x00001b33
3999 i'm not real convinced about this but I could be interesting. - boyd
4000 If you are what you eat, then I'm cheap, fast, and easy.
4001 /@burro.ws: Permission denied
4002 return ({goto L; p;}) && ({L: 5;});
4003 object-oriented design is the roman numerals of computing. - rob
4004 Java is the f*cking COBOL of the 90s, and future generations of geeks are going to fly back from Mars to piss on our graves for inflicting it on them. - rasputnik@hellooperator.net
4005 httpd_server* httpd_initialize(char* hostname, httpd_sockaddr* sa4P, httpd_sockaddr* sa6P, unsigned short port, char* cgi_pattern, int cgi_limit, char* charset, char* p3p, int max_age, char* cwd, int no_log, FILE* logfp, int no_symlink_check, int vhost, int global_passwd, char* url_pattern, char* local_pattern, int no_empty_referers )
4006 it's easier to post to 9fans than to think. - boyd
4007 We assume familiarity with Rubik's Cube, the delights of which cannot be presented adequately in a textual description! - an algorithms textbook
4008 If you are idle for more than 1000 hours, the system will log you out. Please save reviews frequently.
4009 We lead by following standards. - sape
4010 -bash: /home/r/.bash_logout: Permission denied
4011 I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together. - forsyth after Lennon on authentication
4012 Network services at the Murray Hill, NJ, location (100001) will be unavailable due to UPS (Uninterrupted Power Supply) maintenance from 8:00 p.m. EDT on Saturday, June 26, to 4:00 a.m. EDT on Sunday, June 27.
4013 Don't show this message again.
4015 Beauty is more important in computing than anywhere else in technology because software is so complicated. Beauty is the ultimate defence against complexity. - David Gelernter
4016 Zatoichi: in theaters December 31, 1969.
4017 recordio.h:992: type `__true_type' is not a base type for type `__false_type'
4018 Telephone number has to be 10 numbers. For example, enter '8002158482'. Please contact us at 1-800-215-8482 for any assitance.
4019 No one but a theorist believes his theory; everyone puts faith in a laboratory result but the experimenter himself. - Einstein
4020 (Okay, Plan 9 isn't Linux, but it's a close relative).
4021 Tux is not cute. Tux has the expression of someone right after knitting needles have been used to scramble the front side of their cerebral cortex. Tux scares me. - Ron Minnich
4022 Setting up your SIP account will allow you to call both other SIP users as well as pstn phones. - Wim Sweldens
4023 ntifs.c(202) : error C2064: term does not evaluate to a function taking 25732904 arguments
4024 There's no "I" in team, but there's both a "me" and an "I" in media.
4025 Oh, I'm sorry, sir, go ahead. I didn't realize you were root.
4026 C++ is to C as lung cancer is to lung.
4027 Warning: bad syntax, perhaps a bogus '-'? See http://procps.sf.net/faq.html
4028 Those days [of "one tool doing one job well"] are dead and gone and the eulogy was delivered by Perl. - rob
4029 We have found that the Real Player plugin, which is used by the BBC Radio Player, may or may not function fully depending on a combination of what flavour of unix/linux you are using, which browser you are using, which version of browser you are using, and which version of GCC built the plugin during installation.
4030 Sheer [program] size is often an illusion, reflecting only a need for improvement. - Kernighan and Plauger
4031 bootsplash: silent mode.
4032 Trusting every aspect of our lives to a giant computer was the smartest thing we ever did! - Homer
4033 Courts are not equipped to execute the law. - John Ashcroft
4034 The Ken Thompson school of thought on expert systems: there's table lookup, fraud, and grand fraud. - Andrew Hume, quoted in ;login:
4035 I am Davros, my Daleks are my servers and plan9 is my control board mwahahaha - Matt
4036 What's grey? A melted penguin.
4037 Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
4038 Two goldfish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive one of these things?"
4039 What do software pirates say? CD-Arrrrrrr!
4040 Select only drivers expected to compile cleanly. - Linux kernel configuration option
4041 usage: tar [-][{ruxXtcC}acdefhlm{o|S}pqvwLUBDRV{O|K}fb] [dir] [tapefile] [blocksize] file ...
4042 /opt/exp/lib/firefox/bin/run-mozilla.sh: line 451: 16207 Segmentation fault "$prog" ${1+"$@"}
4043 LoadPlugin: failed to initialize shared library /opt/net/exp/lib/mozilla/bin/plugins/j2re1.4.2/plugin/i386/ns610-gcc32/libjavaplugin_oji.so [/opt/net/exp/lib/mozilla/bin/plugins/j2re1.4.2/plugin/i386/ns610-gcc32/libjavaplugin_oji.so: undefined symbol: _ZdlPv]
4044 This 43 minute video FEATURES the 22 year-old, 6'6" (6'11" in heels) 300+ pound, size 14 shoe size Blythe
4045 Linux is good if you want to run Apache or compile the kernel. Every other application is suspect. - Andrew Hume
4046 /etc/bash.bashrc: alias unmount='echo "Error: Try the command: umount" 1>&2; false'
4047 Book-burning is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to think of it as "English lit". - Larry Hollister
4049 ulong when; /* may underflow in clock(); must be signed */
4050 There is no interest in a WWW browser. This fad is clearly not going to have any staying power. - plan.9@research.att.com, Oct 22 1994
4051 the representation of characters, but not the character set itself, was changed this weekend. we believe that the representation we are using now will become the one used by unix-like systems everywhere. - rob's news about utf-8, sep 6 1992
4052 Linux: the world's best text adventure game.
4053 MessageSocket::setHostname(): gethostbyname() failed: Success
4054 /* This variable is here only because of a historical reason. */
4055 It's almost as though someone is creating billboards that read, ``If you can#t splel VaigrA, you cn mkae big $M$O$N$E$Y$ wtih b.ul.k adtervising on teh I*N*T*R*E*N*E*T.'' - Rob Kolstad
4056 And, as you read, please forgive the necessary typos - I'm going for rock-solid facts, rather than spelling.
4057 mp3riot - Directory search utility
4058 val.h:152: class `FloatVal' is implicitly friends with itself
4059 The MOV mnemonic, which stands for `move', is a misnomer. A copy function is actually performed instead of a move. - AMD64 Architecture Programmer's Manual Volume 1
4060 It's not foolproof, but maybe if we don't act like fools, it will work. - Sara O'Brien
4061 May God forgive you for what you have done! - Pope John Paul I, to the Cardinals who elected him
4062 hb = 0x80; hb = hb << 24; /* hb = 0x80000000UL */
4063 setenv I_WANT_A_BROKEN_PS
4064 It's the ship that made the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs.
4065 CPU0 states: 0.0% user, 150.0% system, 0.0%nice, 0.0% idle
4066 i know what jmk did. he added reentrancy for threads. - boyd, about uintptr
4067 i hate all sorts of zealots - boyd
4068 /* Watch the brackets - even Ken and Dennis get some language design wrong */
4069 Not related to the portable reciprocating power saw trademark of the Milwaukee Electric Tool Corporation.
4070 GNU C++ does not support old-style function definitions, so this extension is irrelevant.
4071 Here we have twenty-eight letters.
4072 Here we have twenty-six letters.
4073 Even if you could revive someone who has died, you haven't really done anything that deals with that person's central problem, which is sin.
4074 Being really good at C++ is like being really good at using rocks to sharpen sticks. - Thant Tessman
4075 A computer is like an Old Testament god, with a lot of rules and no mercy. - Joseph Campbell
4076 Arguing that Java is better than C++ is like arguing that grasshoppers taste better than tree bark. - Thant Tessman
4077 (Of course SML does have its weaknesses, but by comparison, a discussion of C++'s strengths and flaws always sounds like an argument about whether one should face north or east when one is sacrificing one's goat to the rain god.) - Thant Tessman
4078 C++ is history repeated as tragedy. Java is history repeated as farce. - Scott McKay
4079 Applicants must also have extensive knowledge of UNIX, although they should have sufficiently good programming taste to not consider this an achievement. - Hal Abelson, MIT AI Lab job ad
4080 I recently visited plan9.bell-labs.com/wiki/plan9 and I would like to offer my web design services. I can help you with your Plan 9 website. - spam
4081 There are no network problems with scone, hale and poptart. IT support is working these issues and we will notify you when the problem is resolved.
4082 A C, an E-flat, and a G walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors."
4084 /// The ForTo class avoids confusing syntax of "for (int i=1;i<=4;i++) {...}". This can be replaced with "foreach (int i in new ForTo(1,4)) {...}".
4085 Linux is for people who hate Windows. BSD is for people who love UNIX.
4086 If plan9 was a village then I'd probably be the village idiot, but it would still be better than living in the city. - Dave Lukes
4087 Software has gotten too fat and unreliable, so we started with Linux. - Nicholas Negroponte
4088 Forgive my ignorance, I am a layman and nowadays get my schooling through search engine results. - Vester Thacker
4089 By tradition, the return value of functions report what they did, not what they considered doing. - rob
4090 If the restaurant serves poor beer, don't switch to wine. - sape
4091 There is nothing quite like looking up and seeing YOUR star. Order now for FREE SHIPPING.
4092 gcc is the holy cow of compilers, not the holy grail. - forsyth
4093 NOTE 3: Each bit has the value either ZERO or ONE. - ECMA-035 spec
4096 The operation timed out while trying to contact void.
4097 On the Internet nobody knows you're running Plan 9. - Jim McKie
4098 Deleted code is debugged code. - Jeff Sickel
4099 DEAR ALL, I am newbie! pls guide me,
4100 Google does not appear to be in the kludge-making business ... - Ashlee Vance, The Register
4101 ** the "time" argument is mandatory! (try "now") **
4102 Revision control is like any other form of accountancy -- worthy but dull. -forsyth
4103 There are but 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand the binary numbering system and those who don't.
4104 we live in a world of dogmas, probably trying to fight it with a stronger dogma is a bad idea, but trying to fight it with preumpted objectivism clearly doesn't work. - uriel
4105 Equations are the devil's sentences. - Stephen Colbert
4106 cpu: can't dial: plan9.lanl.gov: The operation completed successfully.
4107 A kiss without a beard is like an egg without salt. - Dutch proverb
4108 Nothing is good enough for the fortune file! - Dan Cross
4109 Tried to read 71776119061217303 bytes. Read only 23
4110 /dev/shm/root has gone 49710 days without being checked, check forced.
4111 x11 code is just so bad. by which i mean bad of course, and not good. - forsyth
4112 Peter Seebach is not POSIX compliant but runs most UNIX applications.
4113 Glyph 390 is called ".notdef", a singularly inept choice of name.
4114 Well, I have tried to learn as much as possible from prior attempts. If nothing else, we are committed to failing in a new way :) - Elon Musk, SpaceX founder
4115 You've got a syntax error somewhere in your code. It could be around line 15. Good luck finding it. - the Mini-C compiler
4116 Lucent is the best place 4 me to work. (Please keep confidential)
4117 It might be comfortable, but so is lounging in a big enough pile of shite. - jmk, about ioctl
4118 i'm sure ken said we had persistant objects: ''they're called files'' - boyd
4119 But macros are like having these high-powered band-aids, when what you want is not to be wounded in the first place. - Steve Yegge
4120 You’ve followed a link to a topic that doesn’t exist yet.
4121 Metaphors about deck chairs abound.
4122 After you have rotated your monitor, you need to complete the procedure below to rotate your operating system.
4123 The human genome is about 3 gigabases long, which boils down to 750 megabytes. Depressingly enough, this is only 2.8 Mozilla browsers. - Bert Hubert
4124 cc: The parameter is incorrect. - cygwin cc
4125 Some people are like slinkies. They don't really have a purpose, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
4126 /* Not static, because we don't want the compiler removing it */
4127 It appears that you are accessing Myspace.com from a location that is not authorized to view our licensed videos. Please go to the United States or its territories and try again.
4128 Subject: There's More to Nevada Than You Think
4129 The user of distributed operating systems will know a new kind of reliability. - MIT video about computer networks, 1972
4130 I don't think there's a support group for people who don't have cancer - Fiona McKie
4131 vi vi vi - the roman number of the beast
4132 VFS: Busy inodes after unmount. Self-destruct in 5 seconds. Have a nice day... - Linux
4133 One of the silliest things you can do with a modern Unix machine is run the Eliza mode of Emacs against random quotes from Zippy the Pinhead. - Eric Raymond
4134 * Description: WHEN YOU FIGURE OUT WHAT THIS FILE DOES, PLEASE DESCRIBE IT HERE!
4135 Never smack a Bulgarian. - Ron Minnich
4136 The Adobe Updater must update itself before it can check for updates. Would you like to update the Adobe Updater now?
4137 I'm not sure if that's true or not, I got that from an Internet web page:... - Lluís Batlle
4138 We're sorry, the page you're looking for is no longer here.
4139 We've recently reorganized our site and streamlined some of our content. You can look for content using the search box at the top of each page.
4140 /* keep the code below somewhat more readonable; not used elsewhere */
4141 When we order T-Shirts to give away at conferences (like OSCON), we always order "Medium", "Large", "Extra-Large", and "Programmer" sizes. _ Randal Schwartz
4142 THANK YOU FOR AN INTERESTING GAME.
4143 main: 7,913,578,496 used + 35,178,551,926,784 free = 2,093,416,448 (378% used)
4144 Bitfield endianness not defined! Check your byteorder.h
4145 All I know about print is that you can do it too soon. - Ron Minnich
4146 acid: <stdin>:82: (error) 82: <eof> eating symbols
4147 1 2034 9/01 17:54 god@bell-labs.com bye
4148 Girija pointed out a couple of bugs (I think of them as typos myself :-) -Sape
4149 Plan 9 makes BeOS look like a market leader.
4150 I'm doing it very slowly, so results will be as soon as possible...
4151 GTK+ is written in high quality object-orientated C. - Programming with gtkmm
4152 swapon: /dev/disk/by-uuid/928aaabd-5744-4f0a-b9ef-aa101f286514: Invalid argument - Linux
4153 We apologize for any inconvenience this causes - Lucent Convenience Centers
4154 Some people, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll use regular expressions." Now they have two problems. - Jamie Zawinski
4155 [Perl] combines the power of C with the readability of PostScript. - Jamie Zawinski
4156 Subclass code (assigned by the USB-IF). Indicates which industry standard command block definition to use.
4157 Globus is an unstoppable monster - rminnich; No, Globus is an unstartable monster - ericvh.
4158 Multithreading is just one damn thing after, before, or simultaneous with another. - Andrei Alexandrescu
4159 ArrayList of int / my list of int, equals new / ArrayList of int - Steve Yegge
4160 In the land of the clueless, the man with half an idea is king. - Todd Robbins
4161 Chebyshev said it, and I say it again / There is always a prime between n and 2n. - Paul Erdös
4162 Using Linux is like rediscovering your childhood and realising it really was pretty miserable. - jmk
4163 remove is identical to install except that packages are removed instead of installed. If a plus sign is appended to the package name (with no intervening space), the identified package will be installed instead of removed. - apt-get(8)
4164 I guess the idea is that ... even though the structures are all different. Everythings fine, dont worry, lie back and think of England. ... I think we can call it Pollyanna-morphism. -- Ron Minnich on Python libraries.
4165 Can't get device information: Success -- Linux Bluetooth discovery.
4166 Linux is neither Unix nor Windows — it's the worst of both worlds -- jmk
4167 Did you ever try to write poetry in a committee meeting? It's like a bunch of fat construction guys trying to write an opera while sitting on the couch watching Baywatch. The more fat construction guys you add to the couch, the less likely you are to get opera out of it. - Joel Spolsky
4168 Don't interrupt! Let me finish! - Rae McLellan
4169 bool x = "false"; // valid C++ [sets x to true]
4170 # The below line not be changed otherwise we refuse to work
4171 having read AF_UNIX(7) i'm still don't see the point. portable programs should not do this. portable programs should not do that. the details of this varies from implementation to implementation. none of the following socket things ... are implemented. the name is limited to 107 bytes. - forsyth
4172 Please wait. This can take some time.
4173 I love troff. It reminds me of runoff, which reminds me of my youth, when VMS was in flower and knowledge of EDT and runoff was all a lad needed to make a good living as a tech writer. - Frank Willison
4174 General Internet error has occurred. - [OpenOffice.org 2.0]
4175 Remember to drink responsibly during this St. Patrick's Day season.
4176 File under POPULAR: Male Vocal - Syd Barrett LP sleeve
4177 N = C + {fb (cm) . fb (tc)} + fb (Ts) + fc . ta, where N=force in Newtons required to break the cooked bacon, fb=function of the bacon type, fc=function of the condiment/filling effect, Ts=serving temperature, tc=cooking time, ta=time or duration of application of condiment/filling, cm=cooking method, C=Newtons required to break uncooked bacon
4178 #define v6addrcurr(lifc) (( (lifc)->origint + (lifc)->preflt >= (NOW/10^3) ) || ( (lifc)->preflt == 0xffffffff ))
4179 It seems that subjective C is more popular than objective C - brucee
4180 Eta aquarid meeteeor shouwer - astro -k
4181 The program 'apt-get' is currently not installed. You can install it by typing: apt-get install apt - ubuntu linux
4182 Subject: Re: [9fans] speaking of kenc... can you imagine a c compiler that does not translate to asm first? or can you imagine porting a c compiler when you dont have an assembler? -- Rogelio Serrano
4183 I expect to be quite wealthy once the dust from the Linux IPOs has settled. - Eric Raymond, "Doing It For the Cause", December 1999
4184 A handful of characteristics of Unix are responsible for its resilience. First, Unix is simple: whereas some operating systems implement thousands of system calls and have unclear design goals, Unix systems typically implement only hundreds of system calls and have a very clear design. -- Linux Kernel Development, 2nd Ed. by Robert Love
4185 IF YOU CAN HEAR THUNDER...YOU ARE CLOSE ENOUGH TO BE STRUCK BY LIGHTNING.
4186 If you go and talk to our people and ask why they are doing something, they will give you a good reason why they are doing it. - Ravi Sethi, President, Avaya Labs Research
4188 Gianfranco Luigi per tutti bezahlen.
4189 Science is what we understand well enough to explain to a computer. Art is everything else we do. - Donald Knuth
4190 process `sysctl' is using deprecated sysctl (syscall) net.ipv6.neigh.eth1.base_reachable_time; Use net.ipv6.neigh.eth1.base_reachable_time_ms instead.
4191 There is absolutely no warranty for GDB. Type "show warranty" for details.
4192 Th' canny man keeps his money in sheep - or he keeps it in th' First Presbyterian Bank o' Scotland
4193 ttcp-r: 3689238521928343900000000000000 bytes in 41.02 real seconds = 87829643931512629000000000.00 KB/sec +++
4194 By the time you finish reading this article, you will be able to take advantage of the coolest file system feature to be implemented since the symbolic link. - CLI Magic: Use Extended Attributes for better file management By Ryan Paul
4195 Intel Pentium 4 2.0Hz processor - TigerDirect catalogue
4196 You are roughly 2^90 times more likely to win a U.S. state lottery *and* be struck by lightning simultaneously than you are to encounter [an accidental SHA1 collision] in your file system. - J. Black
4197 prelink - prelink ELF shared libraries and binaries to speed up startup time
4198 schedule(); // XXX poll? waitqueues?
4199 gsoc | doc archive | uriel | harmful | 9P | cat-v.org
4200 /*FIXME: what about parameter checking: context, etc? have a macro too? */
4201 Results 1 - 10 of about 34,900,000 for all else is the work of God.
4202 This is Radio Clash on pirate satellite.
4203 We already agreed on a solution. Nobody is interested in implementing it. - Lucho
4204 This resource fork intentionally left blank
4205 checking size of char... 1 - gnu configure
4206 Nobody wants to argue with Knuth – it is the equivalent of arguing against the second law of thermodynamics. - Mick West
4207 Customer stickiness reduces churn making it a valuable benefit.
4208 SIP is the Linux of telephony. - Sape
4209 There was an error during the CUPS operation: 'client-error-not-possible'.
4210 The following recipient(s) could not be reached: OpenView Service Desk on 11/7/2007 4:24 PM The message could not be delivered because the recipient's mailbox is full. - automated response to mail complaining that limits on mailbox size are too low
4211 Dear Valued Customer #88143191!
4212 rusty: kernel pseudo files are not the place for chit-chat
4213 I define UNIX as ``30 definitions of regular expressions living under one roof.'' - Don Knuth
4214 ADDITIONAL METAPHOR SPOILER ALERT: ``The Old Man and the Sea'' is not just about an old man and the sea.
4215 2008-06-18 00:00:37: [650] DEBUG: msg 5 not interesting
4216 Your IP address is: <? echo getenv('REMOTE_ADDR'); ?>. By continuing to browse this website, you agree to the following terms.
4217 /* dummy = malloc(0); *//* prepare for garbage-collection */
4218 You chose to apply Shadow Ram extend feature, while you knew it was risky. If the system hangs during boot, please restart the system and come here to change the setting.
4219 An amateur thinks it's really funny if you dress a man up as an old lady, put him in a wheelchair, and give the wheelchair a push that sends it spinning down a slope towards a stone wall. For a pro, it's got to be a real old lady. - Groucho Marx.
4220 Error Code: -2147483648
4221 Pardon the abruptness of this letter; it is due to its exigency.
4222 The source of the money is legal and authoritative.
4223 Please note that I do not intend to waste my time and yours.
4224 The Internet is still a fascination to me.
4225 Sometimes one needs to take chances.
4226 #define MIG_ARRAY_TOO_LARGE -307 /* array not large enough */
4227 If you cannot read this, reply. Otherwise, disregard. - Pietro Gagliardi
4228 "Come _on_. I'm not that subtle a 'baiter,' or... am I?" - Eris Discordia: "You're a master baiter." - Skip Tavakkolian
4229 Your Real Estate Building Service request has been completed. Your service request number 110738516 - DEAD MOUSE IN GLUE TRAP - 2C501 was completed on 10/07/2008.
4230 Your Real Estate Building Service request has been completed. Your service request number 110740079 - Remove Squirrel - 2C-516 was completed on 10/21/2008.
4231 Sorry but there is no description for this item ... (less)
4232 Sorry but there is no description for this item ... (more)
4234 The problem is there's no data to fake yet. - Noah Evans
4235 `You could pound nails with [the Motorola StarTAC] and it still worked. This phone is like that: you could set it on fire, and you'd still get your e-mail.'
4236 Cookies! Thanks NFS Anonymous Access User!
4237 Closing this window will terminate the running processes: login, bash, acme, acme, devdraw, 9pserve, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win.
4238 "Transitive trust is metastable." - Brucee on the banking crisis in 2008
4239 Your Real Estate Building Service request has been completed. Your service request number 110746368 - 2C523, BIRD FLYING AROUND IN CORRIDOR,MH was completed on 12/22/2008.
4240 There is no organization (dept/cost center) in Lucent Technologies whose name matches "convenience"!
4241 buf[0] = '\0'; /* make sure it's empty (silly 3b2) */
4242 #ifndef bool /* Linux 2.6.19 C++ nightmare */
4243 slashdot: the consensus of the ill-informed - brucee
4244 "People aren't wearing enough hats" - Truism from brucee
4245 to kill the postman that delivered this email to you press here
4246 A Man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone. -Thoreau
4247 Just getting something to happen might be training, but it sure isn't education. -Brian L Stuart
4248 This page has an unspecified potential security flaw. Would you like to continue?
4249 Comeau C/C++ 4.3.10.1 beta: Now in our 22nd year!
4250 size: q.out not an a.out
4251 Sharing your DNA hasn't been this exciting since the good old days. - Genealogy.com
4252 *WASH_Eyes_outWith_soap*
4253 -rwxr-xr-x 1 rae rae 141307906 Nov 10 16:55 arm-2009q3-67-arm-none-linux-gnueabi.bin # shell script
4254 Beam to 1.04TeV... Lost due to tune drifting [sh*t!]... Tunes for beam 1 were different when we returned to injection energy (no precycle)... Trimmed and incorporated... Ramped 2 beams, all the way to 1.18TeV !!
4255 anguish up -1 days, 00:00:01
4256 People admire complexity. - Rob Pike
4257 Due to a technical error with the distribution of Ottawa Newsbreak, you may have received the newsletter this morning. Please accept our apologies.
4258 DON'T throw lefts of coffee, tea or chocolate milk into this recipient! Thank you.
4259 You tried to access the address opera:crossdomainerror, which is currently unavailable. Please make sure that the Web address (URL) is correctly spelled and punctuated, then try reloading the page.
4260 Mandatory options: - xen-create-image(8)
4261 We are unable to complete the check-in process at this time. Please proceed to the airport for assistance.
4262 As low as possible isn't a number yet - Ron Minnich
4263 Tip: Save time by hitting the return key instead of clicking on "search".
4264 ./home/gri/go1/doc/test.go:3:1: expected declaration, found 'IDENT' notwithstanding
4265 rm: remove write-protected regular empty file `some_random_file'?
4266 !factotum protocol botch 0 ok bad authentication failed
4267 exception: <type 'exceptions.AttributeError'>: 'NoneType' object has no attribute 'exception'
4268 what bug does this fix that you think you've fixed that addresses this particular bug? - erik quanstrom
4269 With functional programming languages, you can never make small mistakes, only very large ones. - Kedar Namjoshi
4270 Subject: Departs: 7:00 PM Thu Dec 02 2010 Washington, DC - Union Station (WAS) Station News Arrives: 9:16 PM Thu Dec 02 2010 Metropark- Iselin, NJ (MET) Metropark-Iselin, NJ Metropark-Iselin (MET) Station News PT2H16M Duration: 2 hr, 16 min (Internal Document ITD-10-49997V)
4271 complete SoC on a chip - Tilera
4272 There is no application installed for executable files. Do you want to search for an application to open this file?
4273 There's no 'I' in team, but there's a 'u' in suck.
4274 Mandatory post fields are username,password,backto
4275 Spa Rood, met toegevoegd koolzuur -> Shovel red, with added cabbage heartburn. - Yahoo! Babel Fish
4276 Everything happens automatically and there is nothing new to learn. - Steve Jobs
4278 Sorry you try to use the function during a critical time. Out of technical reasons between 3:30 and 5:00 WET and 15:30 and 17:00 WET activations may be lost.
4279 Major funding for The Fabric of the Cosmos is provided by the National Science Foundation and the Alfred P. Sloan Foundation.
4280 i dont understand the physical processes that will produce a 40 year fifo. -ken, after receiving the Japan Prize in 2011
4281 Polydactyly mutations relax control of sonic hedgehog. - Armand Marie Leroi
4282 Your 20333x1 screen size is bogus. Expect trouble. - Linux ps
4284 We are experiencing some technical difficulty. Please contact our support team and provide them the reference number below. Error Reference: $referenceNumber
4285 User Modification Interface: UIM is currently down for maintenance.
4286 people who program actually have a lot to learn from the fashion industry. -someone on hacker news
4287 runtime: out of memory: cannot allocate 70367670501376-byte block (1048576 in use)
