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2008-06-18 00:00:37: [650] DEBUG: msg 5 not interesting
Your IP address is: <? echo getenv('REMOTE_ADDR'); ?>. By continuing to browse this website, you agree to the following terms.
/* dummy = malloc(0); *//* prepare for garbage-collection */
+You chose to apply Shadow Ram extend feature, while you knew it was risky. If the system hangs during boot, please restart the system and come here to change the setting.
+An amateur thinks it's really funny if you dress a man up as an old lady, put him in a wheelchair, and give the wheelchair a push that sends it spinning down a slope towards a stone wall. For a pro, it's got to be a real old lady. - Groucho Marx.
+Error Code: -2147483648
+Pardon the abruptness of this letter; it is due to its exigency.
+The source of the money is legal and authoritative.
+Please note that I do not intend to waste my time and yours.
+The Internet is still a fascination to me.
+Sometimes one needs to take chances.
+#define MIG_ARRAY_TOO_LARGE -307 /* array not large enough */
+If you cannot read this, reply. Otherwise, disregard. - Pietro Gagliardi
+"Come _on_. I'm not that subtle a 'baiter,' or... am I?" - Eris Discordia: "You're a master baiter." - Skip Tavakkolian
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+Sorry but there is no description for this item ... (less)
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+ NOTHING FOLLOWS
+The problem is there's no data to fake yet. - Noah Evans
+`You could pound nails with [the Motorola StarTAC] and it still worked. This phone is like that: you could set it on fire, and you'd still get your e-mail.'
+Cookies! Thanks NFS Anonymous Access User!
+Closing this window will terminate the running processes: login, bash, acme, acme, devdraw, 9pserve, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win.
+"Transitive trust is metastable." - Brucee on the banking crisis in 2008
+Your Real Estate Building Service request has been completed. Your service request number 110746368 - 2C523, BIRD FLYING AROUND IN CORRIDOR,MH was completed on 12/22/2008.
+There is no organization (dept/cost center) in Lucent Technologies whose name matches "convenience"!
+ buf[0] = '\0'; /* make sure it's empty (silly 3b2) */
+ #ifndef bool /* Linux 2.6.19 C++ nightmare */
+slashdot: the consensus of the ill-informed - brucee
+"People aren't wearing enough hats" - Truism from brucee
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+A Man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone. -Thoreau
+Just getting something to happen might be training, but it sure isn't education. -Brian L Stuart
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+Comeau C/C++ 4.3.10.1 beta: Now in our 22nd year!
+size: q.out not an a.out
+Sharing your DNA hasn't been this exciting since the good old days. - Genealogy.com
+*WASH_Eyes_outWith_soap*
+-rwxr-xr-x 1 rae rae 141307906 Nov 10 16:55 arm-2009q3-67-arm-none-linux-gnueabi.bin # shell script
+Beam to 1.04TeV... Lost due to tune drifting [sh*t!]... Tunes for beam 1 were different when we returned to injection energy (no precycle)... Trimmed and incorporated... Ramped 2 beams, all the way to 1.18TeV !!
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+./home/gri/go1/doc/test.go:3:1: expected declaration, found 'IDENT' notwithstanding
