commit b46716cfb28526c9ba0d178f5f1ac5418ac8e443 from: rsc date: Thu Oct 12 01:45:36 2006 UTC update from plan9 commit - 470dce9dee60ad1c38721a8ad24247c2fd59191f commit + b46716cfb28526c9ba0d178f5f1ac5418ac8e443 blob - bf0d609584cbb563cfaf4e52416b40329f99a1ca blob + 2e4ed84d945a64c5c35ee82fb10c08a8131ca33a --- lib/fortunes +++ lib/fortunes @@ -4108,3 +4108,43 @@ cpu: can't dial: plan9.lanl.gov: The operation complet A kiss without a beard is like an egg without salt. - Dutch proverb Nothing is good enough for the fortune file! - Dan Cross Tried to read 71776119061217303 bytes. Read only 23 +/dev/shm/root has gone 49710 days without being checked, check forced. +x11 code is just so bad. by which i mean bad of course, and not good. - forsyth +Peter Seebach is not POSIX compliant but runs most UNIX applications. +Glyph 390 is called ".notdef", a singularly inept choice of name. +Well, I have tried to learn as much as possible from prior attempts. If nothing else, we are committed to failing in a new way :) - Elon Musk, SpaceX founder +You've got a syntax error somewhere in your code. It could be around line 15. Good luck finding it. - the Mini-C compiler +Lucent is the best place 4 me to work. (Please keep confidential) +It might be comfortable, but so is lounging in a big enough pile of shite. - jmk, about ioctl +i'm sure ken said we had persistant objects: ''they're called files'' - boyd +But macros are like having these high-powered band-aids, when what you want is not to be wounded in the first place. - Steve Yegge +You’ve followed a link to a topic that doesn’t exist yet. +Metaphors about deck chairs abound. +After you have rotated your monitor, you need to complete the procedure below to rotate your operating system. +The human genome is about 3 gigabases long, which boils down to 750 megabytes. Depressingly enough, this is only 2.8 Mozilla browsers. - Bert Hubert +cc: The parameter is incorrect. - cygwin cc +Some people are like slinkies. They don't really have a purpose, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs. +/* Not static, because we don't want the compiler removing it */ +It appears that you are accessing Myspace.com from a location that is not authorized to view our licensed videos. Please go to the United States or its territories and try again. +Subject: There's More to Nevada Than You Think +The user of distributed operating systems will know a new kind of reliability. - MIT video about computer networks, 1972 +I don't think there's a support group for people who don't have cancer - Fiona McKie +vi vi vi - the roman number of the beast +VFS: Busy inodes after unmount. Self-destruct in 5 seconds. Have a nice day... - Linux +One of the silliest things you can do with a modern Unix machine is run the Eliza mode of Emacs against random quotes from Zippy the Pinhead. - Eric Raymond +* Description: WHEN YOU FIGURE OUT WHAT THIS FILE DOES, PLEASE DESCRIBE IT HERE! +Never smack a Bulgarian. - Ron Minnich +The Adobe Updater must update itself before it can check for updates. Would you like to update the Adobe Updater now? +I'm not sure if that's true or not, I got that from an Internet web page:... - Lluís Batlle +We're sorry, the page you're looking for is no longer here. +We've recently reorganized our site and streamlined some of our content. You can look for content using the search box at the top of each page. +/* keep the code below somewhat more readonable; not used elsewhere */ +When we order T-Shirts to give away at conferences (like OSCON), we always order "Medium", "Large", "Extra-Large", and "Programmer" sizes. _ Randal Schwartz +THANK YOU FOR AN INTERESTING GAME. +main: 7,913,578,496 used + 35,178,551,926,784 free = 2,093,416,448 (378% used) +Bitfield endianness not defined! Check your byteorder.h +All I know about print is that you can do it too soon. - Ron Minnich +acid: :82: (error) 82: eating symbols +1 2034 9/01 17:54 god@bell-labs.com bye +Girija pointed out a couple of bugs (I think of them as typos myself :-) -Sape +Plan 9 makes BeOS look like a market leader.